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BlackBerry rejected Justin Bieber as brand ambassador

Johan Bastiaansen
Angel

Re: I wouldn't

Yeah, you're probably in marketing. Or a manager of some sort.

Listen genius, it's not about what you think, it's about what the customer thinks.

The customer, you might have heard from him.

He's the guy who's money we're after. Well not you of course, you're egotripping. But us, the working people who try to keep your company afloat. By making money for the company. And we still realise where that money is coming from: the customer.

Johan Bastiaansen

Marketing eh?

I've never met anybody in marketing who isn't a complete tool.

When sales are good, they take the credit.

When sales go bad, they blame the salesguys.

In our society you're f*cked when you actually do something.

People's Bank of China bans Bitcoin over 'drugs and guns' trade fears

Johan Bastiaansen

Did you read the article?

From the top: "China has banned its banks from using Bitcoin after warning the cryptocurrency could be used to fund terrorism. Financial institutions in the Middle Kingdom will no longer be able to use Bitcoin, although citizens are free to spend the digital funny money."

Any government has the right ànd the duty to set rules for their banks. It's because most failed to do their job, that we're in this mess to start with.

And that bartering with livestock was all very fine, but at the end of the year, "da man" came and took 10% of your livestock. So your "without any government intervention" line, doesn't fly either.

Johan Bastiaansen

Re: Fearmongering from the Masters

Really? No different than cash?

Any currency is controlled by a national bank that has the monopoly on issuing coins and notes.

Who can guarantee that the market will not be flooded by counterfeit bitcoins?

Where do they originate from?

No different than cash he says? :-D

Johan Bastiaansen
Angel

The voice of reason

is coming from the east.

I couldn't believe the US government decided to accept bitcoin as a legitimate currency. Nobody with any clue would.

Forget invisible kittens, now TANKS draped in INVISIBILITY CLOAK

Johan Bastiaansen
Angel

An imperial tank?

Only invisible to very smart people.

10 Types of IT managers from hell

Johan Bastiaansen

Please explain to me

why I should pamper a dysfunctional boss?

Why should I line his pockets, stroke his ego AND take his abuse? What's in it for me?

Hero HTC phone takes a BULLET, saves shop worker's life mid-robbery

Johan Bastiaansen

That hero took it on the chin !

Pimp my office: 10 cubicle comforts

Johan Bastiaansen
Angel

notebookstands

a lot of people work on notebooks and not on desktop pc. Without a notebook stand they'll be hunched over it like quasimodo.

I use a Logitech Alto, hands down the best ever build.

Swedish teen's sex video fine slashed: Unwilling co-star girlfriend furious

Johan Bastiaansen

In Afghanistan

a women is a whore if she's not wearing a burka.

In Sweden, she's a whore if her boyfriend has a smartphone.

"but claimed he did not expect it to be so widely viewed."

Ah yes, the old, "don't punish me, I'm a fool" argument.

Top architect: The TRUTH about dead Steve Jobs' new spaceship Apple HQ

Johan Bastiaansen

Re: That process continues today and will continue throughout the construction...

My thoughts exactly. Anybody who is doing any actual building on that project is sweating blood and tears while these morons pretend to be creative.

Why a Robin Hood tax on filthy rich City types is the very LAST thing needed

Johan Bastiaansen
Angel

Don't tax my job...

That's what this is about. Don't tax my job. Tax somebody elses job instead.

While you can not short on a house, you can short on property. There are companies who invest in property and their stock is on the market. You can short on their stock if you think the value of property is going down.

But there's another consideration. How does trading contribute to wealth? Why is it that the trader makes the big bucks, but the companies that build the houses make less, and the fools who actually do the manual labor of building the house don't make enough to buy a house?

21st Century Elite remake to support Oculus Rift virtual reality rig

Johan Bastiaansen

I was elite then

I will be elite again.

Feds: Silk Road pirate king tried to SNUFF customer AND employee

Johan Bastiaansen
Angel

I just wish more people had some integrity

You can't make stuff like that up.

BlackBerry binned JV plan to become China's official mobile OS: report

Johan Bastiaansen
Angel

internal feuding in the company ? ? ?

Unpossible I say.

These are all very smart an rational people. With only the good off the company in their mind. That's why they make the big bucks. Right?

Profit healthy, sales up, 4,000 staff face axe. Cisco CEO, here's your pay doubled to $21m

Johan Bastiaansen
Angel

Re: They have no choice

You're right: in their world, they have no choice.

But there's treatment for these crazy people right?

Elop's enlarged package claim was a cock-up, admits Nokia chairman

Johan Bastiaansen
Angel

Social harmony

That's when the majority of the people don't think their boss is a crook.

EasyJet wanted to fling me off flight for diss tweet, warns cyber-law buff

Johan Bastiaansen
Angel

Re: I'm a Law Lecturer

And I am "the customer". My money pays your wages.

Johan Bastiaansen
Angel

Free speech?

We encourage it in China.

Cold-blooded, INHUMAN visitor hitches ride on NASA moon rocket

Johan Bastiaansen

"As much fire as that rocket is putting out"

not cold-blooded anymore then

Put down the (cod)piece and step away: Artist cuffed after sculpture cockup

Johan Bastiaansen

When will we finally

stop accepting "but I'm stupid" as an excuse???

Or at least tattoo "STUPID" on their forehead if the morons insist on using it?

Finns, roamers, Nokia: So long, and thanks for all the phones

Johan Bastiaansen

Even before that . . .

I had an Ipaq 3970 with gprs sleeve. It was a brick, but I was running TomTom on it, albeit with an external GPS-mouse.

The Nokia disaster was caused by self declared very smart people f*cking up.

Compact Cassette supremo Lou Ottens talks to El Reg

Johan Bastiaansen

He sounds like a great leader to me...

Not the fakes we see parading around today.

Moto X teardown shows US manufacturing adds mere $4 to handset costs

Johan Bastiaansen
Angel

I'm not surprised . . .

Remember when that sweat shop collapsed in Bangladesh? It took the journaille a couple of days to figure out it was my fault. Had I paid 10.01 instead of 9.99 the company would have been able to double the pay of the workers and make a safe working environment. A lie of course, that 2 cents never would have found its way to the slaves.

But it did prove the low impact of labor cost on consumer price. The truth is between the li(n)es.

Thought the PC market couldn't get any worse? HAH! Think again

Johan Bastiaansen
Angel

Re: But with the advent of touch ... we will see a rebound in traditional notebooks

"What the hell is wrong with them?"

Everything is very cosy in the ivory tower and we're all very smart people of here. Please don't bother us.

Japan's unwanted IT workers dumped in 'forcing-out rooms'

Johan Bastiaansen
Angel

How strict are gun laws in Japan ?

These are the very same people who will be genuinely shocked and outraged when one of their victims turns up with a weapon and retaliates on them.

SHOCKED AND OUTRAGED ! ! !

WoW gold farmer throws sueball over real world gold theft

Johan Bastiaansen
Angel

Banks these days . . .

I used to ridicule people who don't trust banks and keep their money under the mattress.

But lately, I'm starting to see their point of view.

Johan Bastiaansen
Angel

spoken like a lawyer

And not a good lawyer either. Where the gold came from is not important.

I know you think it's the insurances companies job to look for an excuse not to pay. You're wrong, but even if you're right, they should try harder. This is not even a glimmer of an excuse.

Tax dodging? It's harder to do - and rarer - than you think

Johan Bastiaansen
Angel

Re: It was never about tax

Hey, they'll never miss my 2 pence either then eh...

Johan Bastiaansen
Angel

I can answer that for you . . .

So the tax I'm paying, that's really the company that employs (employed actually), paying taxes eh?

So when the government decided to raise taxes because of the crisis, that's really the company paying more taxes.

And now everybody is looking at me, because hey, what's my contribution in the "war on crisis"?

You sound like a father who announces to his offspring "no more pocket money for you kids, daddy is putting in his 2 pence against the crisis", then asks, "and what effort will you put in?"

Johan Bastiaansen
Stop

You answered the wrong question . . .

We know these tax evasion schemes aren't illegal. But "not illegal" doesn't make it right.

The question is: why are the tax laws like they are today? Because they were voted 50 years ago? So were traffic laws, but these were updated when needed. Why weren't the tax laws updated when needed?

Because politicians prefer rich people and rich companies over their voters. Even most left wing politicians prefer rich people and rich companies over their voters. Votes can be bought by propaganda, but the sympathy from rich people and rich companies can only be bought by loopholes in the tax laws.

The question is: how long are "the people" going to take this?

Mystery object falls from sky, area sealed off by military: 'Weather balloon', say officials

Johan Bastiaansen
Angel

Re: If Occam was alive today ...

Except that in this case, it's an unidentified crashed object, isn't it?

Or an unidentified formerly flying object.

China Labor Watch gumshoes uncover TOP SECRET PLASTIC IPHONE

Johan Bastiaansen

15 audits since 2007

"Apple responded to the allegations in a lengthy statement. It said it had carried out 15 audits at Pegatron's facilities since 2007, looking at the working conditions of more than 130,000 staff. These inspections included surprise visits and spot checks, said the fruity firm."

Wow 15 audits in 6.5 years, that's nearly 1 audit every 5 months. Some of them surprise visits and spot checks even ! ! ! What more could they have done?

For more than 130,000 staff. I bet the workers are pointing out their mates who actually saw any of the auditors. Some of them claim they "know a guy" who shook hands with one of the auditors. No time for conversation though. Or a photograph.

How Novell peaked, then threw it all away in a year

Johan Bastiaansen

Godlike geniuses

"The usual situation when companies grow like this is that execs assume it is their own godlike genius that has created the situation, and begin behaving accordingly."

You hear all this talk about psychopath bosses. Were they always like this? Did the situation turn them into psychos? Is there a psycho in each of us, waiting for a chance to unleash?

Fanbois smash iPhone 5s much sooner than iPhone 3s ... but WHY?

Johan Bastiaansen
Angel

Re: Destroyed to upgrade?

"Upgrade to a windows phone?....."

It is possible to upgrade to a Windows phone. If you're coming from 2 tins and a string.

Johan Bastiaansen
Thumb Up

Re: Or perhaps...

Yup, statistics. No journalist understands any of it.

Texas teen jailed for four months over sarcastic Facebook comment

Johan Bastiaansen

If he were a real criminal, they wouldn't dare do that to him. Because a real criminal has a real lawyer, and he would have them for breakfast.

But a bully is a coward and always picks on the weak.

Anybody remember that Bob Marley song: "I didn't shoot the deputy"?

Johan Bastiaansen
Angel

Re: Divided

But you do feel safe with a blatant fool, armed with a gun an a sheriff's badge roaming your streets?

Bolivian president's jet grounded so officials can look for Snowden

Johan Bastiaansen
FAIL

Re: James Missingaclue

"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_rights_in_Bolivia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecuador#Human_rights

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_rights_in_Venezuela"

...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_rights_in_Guantanamo_Bay

Johan Bastiaansen
FAIL

"but it did start with theft of information"

No, it started with breaking to constitution.

You're trying to arrest a rape victim for indecent exposure.

Motorola teases with Moto X 'design your own' phone

Johan Bastiaansen
Angel

Re: Well, I know which manufacturer not to buy form then.

"So where do you get your ethically pure phone from?"

Fairphone

HP confirms it's back in the smartphone business

Johan Bastiaansen
Angel

Re: return of the ipaq?

Glad you brought the Ipaq up. I had one with a gps sleeve and a tomtom mouse. It was slightly bigger than my phone now, but did roughly the same. Lets not forget that WebOS was the second time self declared smart people pissed away a good opportunity.

Apple dodged all UK corporation tax in 2012

Johan Bastiaansen
FAIL

Re: Justification

"So your answer to getting taxed a lot is to make sure others get taxed a lot too?"

So your answer to "why are they paying no taxes" is, "but you're paying their taxes"?

Tax is like manure Dave, you need to spread it out.

Johan Bastiaansen
FAIL

Re: Justification

Sure Dave, then don't tax me either. Cause I'll pay the tax when I buy stuff, using my tax free income.

Dave, are you that stupid, or are you just hoping that we're that stupid?

Microsoft: Someone gave us shot in the ARM by swallowing Surface tabs

Johan Bastiaansen
Angel

They must be pretty desperate . . .

if they went with the old, "let's hope everybody has a short memory" trick.

But are they desperate enough to bury the egotrippen and do some rational thinking. Are they still capable of rational thought? They need that to get out of the nice mess they've gotten themselves into.

Top Norks bone up on Hitler

Johan Bastiaansen
Happy

Re: I don't have a pair of tongs to hand...

"I'd be more worried if the Dear Dipstick was issuing copies of 'Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles for Dummies'."

Rocket science for dummies?

Johan Bastiaansen
Angel

"It would immediately put right anyone under the illusion that he was some sort enlightened leader, and expose him for the utterly inconsistent, illogical, ill informed, incompetent, ranting and raving deranged and intellectualy challenged lunatic he was."

Hey, he could run for office now ! ! !

Google staffing boss: Our old hiring procedures were 'worthless'

Johan Bastiaansen
Angel

"They serve primarily to make the interviewer feel smart."

Let's expand on that a little. 80% of what management does is really just self-delusional posturing and the only purpose is: that’s why they make the big bucks and you don’t.

Isn't that right Rusty?

How NSA spooks spaffed my DAD'S DATA ALL OVER THE WEB

Johan Bastiaansen
Angel

The correct punishment

Life at gitmo.

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