* Posts by Daniel von Asmuth

706 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Aug 2009

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DIMENSIONAL PORTAL INCURSION AT THE LHC!

Daniel von Asmuth
Go

So now you know

the secret Swiss technology for drilling holes into Emmental cheese.

Hardware biggest cause of HDD failure, says Freecom

Daniel von Asmuth
Paris Hilton

HDD = hardware + software

Just when you though that a hard disc drive was a piece of hardware, you had forgotten the firmware. So it would be the hardware or the software or both that failed.

The cause of hardware failure could be human error, natural disaster or component wear. The cause of software failure would be human error, malfeasance, or maybe an act of God or decree of Government.

'The LHC will implode the Moon or PUT OUT THE SUN'

Daniel von Asmuth
Black Helicopters

Who carres if it would put out the moon?

NASA's got no plans to go there anyway.

UK manufacturing getting worse more slowly

Daniel von Asmuth
Pint

UK manufacturing getting worse more slowly

Made in Britain already sounds better than the quality of Japanese automotive manufacturing.

Vote, vote, vote for Barbie the computer engineer

Daniel von Asmuth
Paris Hilton

Hey, girl!

I tried to vote, but all I got was:

You need to download the latest version of Flash in order to check this out.

If you need help, ask a grownup!

Asus laptops top for reliability in Q2

Daniel von Asmuth

Dell laptops never break

Did you notice that Dell scored top reliability with 0 laptops turned in for repairs?

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