* Posts by Jason Lobotomy

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Zombie plague analysed by Canadian maths prof

Jason Lobotomy
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Calculation Error: Missing Zombie Vaccine

Awesome! I can't wait!

Wait a minute! There is a critical error in his calculations! What about a zombie vaccine? My hypothesis is that if people could become immune to zombieism, they would then only die from a zombie attack making it more comparable to a plague. Then the only difference with a plague is that the hosts die from the plague while original Zombies would still exist.

I argue that if kept in minimal numbers, Zombies could probably be quarantined and put on display in zoos. Even better, we could create a Romanesque sporting event where criminals are thrown into a coliseum pit of Zombies. Now how cool would that be?!?!

Also excluded is the ethical side of the debate. Morals need to come into play here: THINK OF THE ZOMBIE CHILDREN! :*O