* Posts by Arthur the cat

3378 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Aug 2009

UK may demand tech world tell it about upcoming security features

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Re: Won't work.

More to the point there will be a crippled version for the UK

Considering I compile all the code on my machines from sources hosted outside the UK, the idea that some HMG twattery would stop me using the same security code as the rest of the world is away with the fairies, even if they can pass the legislation.

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Re: Password: ICanStillDoThis

I didn't realize we allowed to use code tags on here?

Yes but El Reg double spaces both code and pre blocks for no good reason and deletes leading spaces so you get

int main(int argc, char **argv) {

return 0;

}

which is bloody useless.

GhostBSD makes FreeBSD a little less frightening for the Linux loyal

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The BSDs don't have distros, full stop.

A Linux distro is the kernel plus whatever user space programs the distro maker decides are right. The BSDs are both kernel and a well defined user space. If you want other stuff you install packages yourself.

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BSD is for experts

Look Mum, I'm an expert!

Personally I frequently end up cursing whenever I have to use Linux because they've buggered about with most of the traditional Unix commands. It's really a matter of what you're used to(*), not "X is for experts, Y is for idiots". Given that I've used Unix since 1980 and BSD variants since 1984, FreeBSD is a comfortable fit for me. YMWV.

(*) As in actual real world tests that showed the best editor is, gasp, the one you're used to!

Musk thinks X marks the spot for Grok AI engine based on social network

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Re: Musk vs Heinlein

If Musk actually grokked Heinlein, his "X" brand would be called Ubik

Ubik was PKD, not RH.

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Re: 1st against the wall when the revolution comes

rename twitter Sirius cybernetics

Well, their motto/customer service strategy does seem to be "go stick your head in a pig".

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Re: Musk vs Heinlein

Wonder what Heinlein would make of Musk and Xitter?

Pâté.

Mozilla tells extension developers to get ready to finally go mobile

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Re: Finally!

Mozilla's Firefox Android version already supports uBlock Origin (and a limited list about 20 other extensions)

I've had uBlock Origin and NoScript running on Firefox + Android since it was announced. Very useful.

UK bets on Intel CPUs and GPUs, Dell boxen, OpenStack for Dawn supercomputer

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Re: Heater

Does it mean Cambridge will save money on heating this winter?

Strangely enough, there is a large district heating project(*) planned. I don't think it involves any big number cruncher though.

(*) For various university buildings and Kelsey Kerridge IIRC.

Where do people feel most at risk of being pwned? The pub

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Re: For those times when there's no mobile signal...

Hanlon's razor suggests perhaps their webdevs don't know about RFC 5233 and they consider "+" an invalid character.

[Maybe that should be RFC 2822, which specifies valid addresses. RFC 5233 is just the Sieve subaddress extension.]

If you really want to have fun, ${HOME} , %TMPDIR%, `' and /\/\/\/ are all valid local parts for email. I don't think the average mail handling software would accept those.

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Re: For those times when there's no mobile signal...

Mine's the device running that software with a set of single disposable email addresses for registration to ensure all contacts from the wi-fi provider and their carelessly selected business partners fall screaming into the abyss unread.

I find a random gmail address works fine for 99% of free WiFis (unless the mail contains an access code of some sort). Gmail will happily accept and drop mail if the address doesn't exist, so pick something unlikely to be a real person's address.

UK convinces nations to sign Bletchley Declaration in bid for AI safety

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Re: What?

Why not go full Iain M. Banks Culture and grow the Universal economy?

If only we could.

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Re: Reverse Midas

I think there's also an element of the politician's urge to "do something", and a large dollop of seizing the opportunity to be seen to be "doing something ".

The Politician's Syllogism:

Something must be done.

This bloody stupid idea is something.

Therefore this bloody stupid idea must be done.

UK policing minister urges doubling down on face-scanning tech

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'No question' it will solve more crimes, Tory MP claims

Shame about all the false positives and innocent peoples' lives being turned upside down by dodgy technology, but it makes our Laura Norder stats look better, so that's what counts.

The UK government? On the right track with its semiconductor strategy?

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Is the government actually learning some economic theory?

The UK's strategy of focusing narrowly on certain segments of the supply chain where it has a comparative advantage offers an alternative approach

Concentrating on areas where you have comparative advantage was first pointed out as a sound idea by a chap called David Ricardo, about the time Jane Austen was enjoying balls in Bath(*).

(*) This latter may just have been a scurrilous rumour.

X looks back at year of so-called 'engineering excellence' under Musk

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Musk "wanted to add dating app features to X"

But I already get lots of young ladies(*) offering me the chance to make contact(**).

(*) with more cleavage than followers.

(**) ObViz: Fnarr, fnarr.

King Charles III signs off on UK Online Safety Act, with unenforceable spying clause

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Re: I call upon the government to go further

This must be blocked at source

For a moment I thought you meant the government must be blocked at source. That's a policy I could support.

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Re: Safe

Kahn's "stop the proles from travelling" cameras

First you have to recognise the proles. Here's an excellent Twitter post on the effectiveness of CCTV cameras.

On-by-default video calls come to X, disable to retain your sanity

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Re: Random bots liking posts

I've gotten those for years: I think they are the male equivalent [etc]

I don't think you necessarily have to be (obviously) male to get them. My TwitterX account name is an arcane one with no indication of gender, but at least once a day a post of mine, often an old one from weeks back, gets a like from a random account with more cleavage than followers.

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Well maybe something might be better in 2024...

Like maybe BlueSky will be available without invite codes.

GNOME Foundation's new executive director sparks witch hunt

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Re: It's not a witch hunt.

Old school baby.

Neophyte.

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NASA eyes 3D-printed rocket nozzles for deep space missions

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Re: The Seven Ages of Rocketry, or something

the original word was 'aluminum' (as used by Sir Humphrey Davy) but it was later changed in British English for unknown reasons

The original was alumium (because it was first isolated from alum), which got renamed (by Davy, but possibly it was a typo) to aluminum some years later. It was then changed by British chemists to end -ium to fit with other elements like sodium and potassium. IUPAC made the -ium spelling the official name back in 1990.

And when the Yanks finally start spelling it correctly, I'll consider spelling sulphur with a godawful 'f' in the middle.

Windows 11: The number you have dialed has been disconnected

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Re: Change and the obsession with the new…

You can read ... HANDWRITING. How quaint ;-)

Not quaint, scholastic. (I recently was chatting with a historian about medieval scribal handwriting. It's a whole other world.)

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Joke

One model should suffice for anyone, let's call it...the Trabant?

No, the Bugatti Centodieci, list price $9 million, only 10 made. That should deal with traffic congestion.

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Re: hacks that write the drivel that gets published here, HATE anything to do with Apple

You think el Reg should take the piss out of everyone else but leave your favourite tech alone?

Us long term readers expect El Reg to take the piss out of absolutely everything. Mercilessly.

NASA just patched Voyager 2's software but spared Voyager 1 the risky rewrite

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Slow communication

communication is therefore very slow – 160 bits per second to Voyager 1 as of May 2022

Still better than the 110 baud modem I was using 3 years after Voyager 1 launched.

First Brexit, now X-it: Musk 'considering' pulling platform from EU over probe

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Re: Best argument for rejoining EU

Very few government policies are based on 4Chan posts.

Have you looked at the governments round the world and what they're doing lately?

[Where's the elevated eyebrows icon?]

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Re: Best argument for rejoining EU

You're confusing OPINION for deliberate lying.

Congratulations on being able to read people's mind over the net so you know 100% whether they're lying or just expressing an idiotic opinion.

With this super-power, how come you're not ruling the world?

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Re: Best argument for rejoining EU

It's only the Patrician that "One man, One vote" applies to.

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Re: Best argument for rejoining EU

Nope, I'm just saying that if you talk about rights you have to accept that they're universal.

Posting on any social medium is not actually a right, no matter how many people bang on about "My rights!".

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Re: Why bother?

He wanted it because he was told ho could not have it. Now he has it, what next?

As Morrissey almost sang: I was looking for a social media company, and then I found a social media company, and Heaven knows I'm miserable now.

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Re: Best argument for rejoining EU

Why should the rights of those who want to ${THING_I_DONT_LIKE_TODAY} be respected?

Because rights are supposed to be universal and apply not only to most virtuous saint but the biggest, most unpleasant arsehole on the planet equally. If they don't they're not rights, they're privileges.

UK tribunal agrees with Clearview AI – Brit data regulator has no jurisdiction

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If the server can identify the scraping bot

replace all images with goatse.

Mars chilled for aeons, but stayed so stressed it gets crusty marsquakes

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Joke

Alternative theory

Mars could have eaten a curry washed down with Guinness. That can cause internal quaking.

Boris Johnson's mad hydrogen for homes bubble bursts

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Re: Capacity

so adequacy at +7°C, which is the sort of number I've just seen quoted for a 10kW unit, is going to be stonking inadquacy below zeo.

Not in my experience(*). We've had our heat pump for 2 winters and have got daily data for it(**). The COP can be as high as 4 on not very cold days (>5 °C external temperature). It falls to 2.8-3 around 2-3 °C depending on humidity. High humidity means we have regular defrost cycles(***) reducing the COP. Below freezing the COP doesn't fall any lower because there's far less need for defrost, although with the caveat that we've not seen daytime temperatures below -5 °C. (This is in Cambridge, I have no idea what performance would be like in the Scottish Highlands.)

(*) "Oh god, the bastard is using facts again!"

(**) My wife's an environmental consultant, specialising in building energy efficiency, so everything energy related in the house is monitored, evaluated, plotted and statistically analysed. Fortunately she doesn't do it for my beer consumption.

(***) Not done by resistance heating, but by using some of the heat in the system to melt the ice and then running the fans backwards to blow the frost off. We get a mini ice storm for 30 seconds every couple of hours.

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Re: Capacity

Ground-sourced heat pumps are a much better option for northern Europe

At the risk of bringing more facts into the discussion, Norway has the most heat pumps per capita in Europe and more than 90% of them are air source.

The linked paper has a useful discussion of heat pump types and economics. If anybody cares about such things, rather than merely wanting to grind their axe on the nearest hobby horse, have a read.

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Re: Capacity

The heating capacity of heat pumps isn't sufficient for many poorly insulated 19th and early 20th century British homes. You'd need additional electrical resistance heating or supplemental natural gas heating to compensate.

If that's the case, how come my late Victorian (1896) house is perfectly comfortable with a heat pump?

Also, heat pumps take up valuable space and make continuous irritating low frequency noises.

Nope, no irritating noises (and it wouldn't be continuous anyway). A properly installed heat pump should be on anti-vibration feet. Yes, if you're standing next to it, it makes fan noise when working, but you don't have the windows open when you need heating so don't hear it in the house.

IMHO only new, highly insulated homes should have heat pumps. For older homes we should just upgrade the electrical network and use resistance heating. New nuclear plants and a huge investment in the power distribution network should therefore be top priority.

Agreed on the grid needing upgrading, but resistance heating gives 1 kW of heating per 1 kW of electricity, a heat pump will give 2-3 kW heat per kW of electricity under the worst conditions likely in the UK. Even if your house leaks like a sieve you'll be warmer with a heat pump. "Fabric first" is a daft idea.

BTW I personally had the same idea as Johnson since there's already a well developed gas distribution network and hydrogen gas can be made to flow through those pipes. Gas heaters can also be modified to bun hydrogen gas relatively easily. Maybe we were both wrong but I don't think it was (or is) a bad idea.

It's a bloody awful idea when you get into the details. Johnson's qualified in bullshitting with a minor in Classics, and doesn't know his arse from a hole in the ground about anything technical.

Want a clean energy transition? Better start putting cash into electrical grid

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Re: It's not even 2024 and 1.5C is already slipping away...

as they try to push us back into mud huts and peasant lifestyle

There's lots of whinging that an unspecified they are making us do things we don't want to do, and then people's houses flood due to torrential rain or their roofs blow off in a hurricane and the whinging becomes "they should have done something".

I do wish people would realise that governments are generally fairly useless at doing most things, deep complex conspiracies only exist in the minds of paranoids and half wits, and that there's just us(*) and we need to take responsibility for what we do rather than blaming everything on a nebulous them.

(*) ™ PTerry

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Re: One more strategy,,,,

Don't work very well on Tesco either

Very little helps.

US prosecutors slam Autonomy tycoon's attempt to get charges tossed

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My first reaction

was "Autonomy? Wasn't that eleventy-mumble years ago?"

This one will run and run.

X marks the bot: Musk thinks spammers won't pay $1 a year

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Re: Failure inherent to the idea

"As we've already got your credit card details, why not use the totally safe, absolutely nothing can go wrong, x.com payment system, with added Muskovision?"

One door opens, another one closes, and this one kills a mainframe

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Re: OOPS!

Spoilsport!

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Re: Tech support call

Or as H.P.Lovecraft would have put it they are left verdant and squamous

Nit pick: if it was fuzzy that would be rugose, not squamous.

Obvious question: antifreeze in a machine room???

Starlink starts advertising Direct to Cell satellite phone service as coming in '2024'

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Umm?

Cell phones are usually within a few miles of a base station at worst. Starlink is 330 miles up. Square law suggests the phone is going to have to be awfully shouty to be heard, so what's it going to do to your battery life?

Excel recruitment time bomb makes top trainee doctors 'unappointable'

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Re: EuSpRIG horror list

Thanks for that link. I'd not seen it before.

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Re: The UK can no longer afford nor staff a viable health service.

The Tories broke the UK

If you think things are bad now, you should read up about the Anarchy. (Or maybe the Thirty Years War.)

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Re: Excel

A real shame they didn't call it "Major Fuck Up Waiting to Happen".

Another thing to blame on marketing.

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Re: Excel for dodgy databases

Excel is a wonderful tool for a knowledgeable user

Assembler is a wonderful tool for knowledgable programmers, but there's a reason we use high level languages for most things.

EU threatens X with DSA penalties over spread of Israel-Hamas disinformation

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Re: Free Speech

Don't you understand the value of free speech?

One needs to understand both the value of free speech and the potential abuses of it.

And now I'm off to shout "fire" in a crowded theatre.

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"the screen should be slightly moist" after you've said the 'ch'

Whatever turns your screen on.