* Posts by Colonel Mad

151 posts • joined 18 Aug 2009

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Reason 3,995 to hold off on that Windows 11 upgrade: Iffy performance on AMD silicon

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Re: Good to see

Of which, the majority are from AMD...........

BOFH: You'll find there's a company asset tag right here, underneath the monstrously heavy arcade machine

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PAT

If it has a PAT sticker, then its official.

Navigating without GPS is one thing – so let's jam it and see what happens to our warship

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Cocked up

There is an Open University programme about the error of assuming your position is within the cocked hat, one of the people involved went on to lecture at BRNC

Start or Please Stop? Power users mourn features lost in Windows 11 'simplification'

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Time

And no seconds display in the task bar.

When everyone else is on vacation, it's time to whip out the tiny screwdrivers

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Re: Two observations:

The lid of your box of iFixit tools has moulded compartments, what the cheapo version doesn't have is a T3 bit, so you can't really do anything with it, and they got really shirty when I pointed out this oversight to them.

Blackbaud – firm that paid off crooks after 2020 ransomware attack – fails to get California privacy law claim dropped

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Blackbaud

Blackbaud, (the under a) "cloud software provider that sells CRM systems for fundraising and communications to charities and educational institutions,".

Western Approaches Museum: WRENs, wargames, and victory in the Atlantic

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Geeks Guides

I really love these, another place I had never heard of. Many thanks to Richard Currie.

Microsoft patches PrintNightmare – even on Windows 7 – but the terror isn't over

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KB50004945

This patch has just turned up:

Um vor der Sicherheitslücke Print Nightmare zu schützen, hat Microsoft nun den Patch KB50004945 veröffentlicht. Es gibt die Aktualisierung nicht nur für Windows 10, sondern auch für Windows 8 und 7.

Enjoy

Microsoft releases Windows 11 Insider Preview, attempts to defend labyrinth of hardware requirements

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Motherboards may have a TPM header, but most modern CPU's have a baked in TMP that just needs enabling in the BIOS.

A hotline to His Billness? Or a guard having a bit of a giggle?

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Re: Hunt Groups

Whenever I've been in a Builders Merchant, the phone, the coffee, the cat, anything, takes priority over the poor sap standing at the counter.

Of all the analytics firms in the world, why is Palantir getting its claws into UK health data?

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The final paragraph! Masterful.

Fastly 'fesses up to breaking the internet with an 'an undiscovered software bug' triggered by a customer

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Re: And the bug was?

I do not think that any one country is better than another, openess depends on the organisations culture, and it's "definitely" BTW.

Oops, says Manchester City Council after thousands of number plates exposed in parking ticket spreadsheet

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The Bus lane contraventions are via CCTV. So no superwarden - sorry.

If you can't log into Azure, Teams or Xbox Live right now: Microsoft cloud services in worldwide outage

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Logged in to Xbox Live OK just now

You want me to do WHAT in that prepaid envelope?

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Re: Club 50+

You will often find then in Doctors Surgeries here as well.

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Re: Club 50+

It's a mere cost cutting measure.

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Club 50+

Welcome & enjoy.

A word to the Wyse: Smoking cigars in the office is very bad for you... and your monitor

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Ah, the Senior Service problem.

Reminds of when my Mum called the TV engineer out............

Healthy 32-year-old offered COVID-19 vaccine because doctors had him down as 6.2cm tall with BMI of 28,000

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Re: consequences of mistakes in medical records

That's what phone cameras are for.

What's that you got there, AMD? More Ryzen chips? Yeah, OK, we could do with some of those

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Got one (5600X)

Picked it up from Currys the other day

The myth of fingerprints: The Xiaomi 10T Pro is well-rounded, but it's definitively a sub-flagship handset

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Re: Picture #2

Yes then, Army of God!

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Re: Picture #2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auO9FBkR9_s

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Picture #2

Was that an old army post?

Currys PC World website crumples into unscheduled maintenance as shoppers chase latest gaming machines

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Re: Maintenance! Calling it maintenance makes them look inept.

too

Amazon's ad-hoc Ring, Echo mesh network can mooch off your neighbors' Wi-Fi if needed – and it's opt-out

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Illegal

Stealing bandwith is a capital offence.

Apple's global security boss accused of bribing cops with 200 free iPads in exchange for concealed gun permits

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Familiar!

Seems like a "Devs" character?

Police warn of bad Apples that fell off the back of a truck after highway robbery

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48 Pallets on a single truck, more Apple exageration!

Dell online store charges 16 million dollars for new laptop with paint job

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Soft Mint Wednesday

Out to launch: Huawei rolls out speedy charging Mate 40 and Mate 40 Pro flagships

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App Porting

Can't you transfer you existing playstore apps over to a new huawei? and if so does it work?

UK state of the Internet report: Virgin Media 'fast', BT's PlusNet last

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5G

Of more interest is their 5G map, compare us in the UK with the republic of Ireland!

Let’s check in with that 30,000-job $10bn Trump-Foxconn Wisconsin plant. Wow, way worse than we'd imagined

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Typo

Hi, Wiconsin in file name. great piece though.

Software billionaire accused of hiding $2bn in income from IRS – potentially the largest tax scam in US history

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Old stuff

Thats why I still have some red & black T&E cable in the shed.

Hey Reg readers, Happy Spreadsheet day! Because there ain't no party like an Excel party

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Re: Something I was told in the 80s

Wish I still had Supercalc, loved it.

Clarke's Third Law: Any sufficiently advanced techie is indistinguishable from magic

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Re: Why is it always cold in the morning?

I managed an office block where the tennants complained about the heating, mainly too hot, it had conventional skirting rads on a 3 sided building, there were wind, temperature & sunlight sensors, all mounted in a row facing north.

In case you need more proof the world's gone mad: Behold, Apple's $699 Mac Pro wheels

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UK Wheels

Sorry peeps, the're £699.00 over here too.In Apple World, exchange rates don't exist, try Japan?

Struggling company pleads with landlords to slash rents as COVID-19 batters UK high street. The firm's name? Apple

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John Lewis

They also pay for space at my local John Lewis, as well as having the showroom, I used to get my mobiles from them, but its a pain to buy anything other than an apple product because the rest are squirrelled away in some store room.

'We stopped ransomware' boasts Blackbaud CEO. And by 'stopped' he means 'got insurance to pay off crooks'

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National Trust

We have a statement on the volunteer website, and if I understand corporate speak, the NT are far from happy.

Everything must go! Distributors clear shelves of ALL notebooks in Q2, even ones gathering dust over last 12 months

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Oh dear

1.2 million disappointed customers!

Trump gloats, telcos weep, and China is furious: How things stand following UK's decision to rip out Huawei

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H3C

What about their stuff, one could re-lable it I suppose, HPE anyone?

A volt from the blue: Samsung reportedly ditches wall-wart from future phones

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Good.

I'm fed up with stuff that is wider/deeper that a standard UK plug top, I completely p****d off with wall warts that spew cables in every direction, or ones that resemble a Transformer™, and have be pulled, tugged or whatever to get the pins in what passes for the right pattern. One the other hand, I'll never buy an iPhone, and Samsung are too tardy in the update department for my liking.

Australia's Lion brewery hit by second cyber attack as nation staggers under suspected Chinese digital assault

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WTF

I couldn't give a XXXX

PC printer problems and enraged execs: When the answer to 'Hand over that floppy disk' is 'No'

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New phrase

Bev o'clock, I like it a lot.

Wailing Wednesday follows Patch Tuesday as versions of Windows 10 stop playing nicely with plugged-in printers

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Ah

That explains it, thanks! (Canon MG4250)

Mirror mirror on the wall, why will my mouse not work at all?

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Re: problems getting started

One of those dy branded jobs then?

Browse mode: We're not goofing off on the Sidebar of Shame and online shopping sites, says UK's Ministry of Defence

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Re: world's biggest English-language news website

I expect the traffic was casued by pop-ups.

Mayday! Mayday! The next Windows 10 update is finally on approach to a PC near you

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Re: Just wait

Mine's already running it, apparently!

At the Supreme Court, Morrisons pops data breach liability win into its trolley – but it's not a get-out-of-compo free card for businesses

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At Last

The Supreme Court doing law, not politics, makes a change!

'Unfixable' boot ROM security flaw in millions of Intel chips could spell 'utter chaos' for DRM, file encryption, etc

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Old stuff

There is some advantage to having slightly older kit: 11.8.50.3470, phew, have I escaped?

Firefox now defaults to DNS-over-HTTPS for US netizens and some are dischuffed about this

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Enabled in the UK

I have just looked at my settings here in MK, (I'm with Now TV) and DOH is enabled?

So you locked your backups away for years, huh? Allow me to introduce my colleagues, Brute, Force and Ignorance

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Some people don't realize they are talking to the right person

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