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Beige Against the Machine: The IBM PC turns 40

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Re: PC

We had B21s, B25s and, I believe, one B28 and one B38 before PCs started encroaching on the CTOS empire. Also, the CTOS "command line" was a masterpiece in user friendliness compared to any other command line system I've ever come across either before or since.

There's a whole bunch of pictures/docs here for anyone interested: http://bitsavers.org/pdf/convergent/ngen/

Oh, and please write your On Call - I'd love to hear about it and I'm sure others would as well!

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PC

The place where I worked from the mid-1980s until the early 1990s was Burroughs/Unisys house. The PHB decided sometime around 1989-ish when 286s were already being superseded by 386s that we needed to get into this PC malarkey thing. So, being a typical clueless PHB, and not wanting to spend money on the latest and greatest, he happened to discover that there was an auction going on somewhere not too far away and that it had some PCs in the list. Despite us programmers telling him that he needed to get something that was at least a 286 he proudly came back a couple of days later carrying what I think may have been an IBM PC or XT and was rather put out when he told him it was too old for us to use, especially as he'd paid somewhat over the odds for the thing (I think we laughed when he told us what it had cost).

I suppose nowadays it would be cleaned up, retrobrighted and displayed in one of the many retro museums around for people to gawk at!

Thunderbird 91 lands: Now native on Apple Silicon, swaps 'master' for 'primary' password, and more

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Dated interface

"The user interface looks dated and intricate, though those familiar with it perhaps like it the way it is."

Well, thank goodness for that. If they fuck around with the interface like Mozilla have been doing for years with Firefox then the likely outcome is that Thunderbird will lose users and donations will most likely plummet.

Elevating bork to a new level (if the touchscreen worked)

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Re: "A touchscreen, by itself, is not going to enhance anything"

About 20 years ago I had a "close encounter" with a breakdown. It was lunchtime and several work colleagues (about 6 or 7, I think) piled into the elevator ahead of me to go down the 2 floors to the exit. I looked at the crush of bodies, ignored their "room for one more" and decided to take the stairs instead. After coming back from lunch I discovered that the lift had broken down and my work colleagues had spent around 45 minutes stuck in the elevator between floors until the call-out engineer had arrived to free them. They were far from chuffed, and I probably sniggered just a teensy bit!

Good news: There's a slightly increased chance of asteroid Bennu hitting Earth. Bad news: It's still really slight

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Right...

...I'm off to buy a harder hat...

Chocolate beer barred from sale after child mistakes it for chocolate milk

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Then again, Nestle are known to be one of the most unethical companies in the world. Their past track record is unenviable:

https://www.zmescience.com/science/nestle-company-pollution-children/

https://skierscribbler.com/7671/opinion/nestle-the-worlds-most-corrupt-corporation/

https://listverse.com/2018/01/03/10-outrageous-nestle-scandals/

There's also growing concern over Purina/Felix cat food (Purina are owned by Nestle) as the recipe has recently been changed and some people have found their cats becoming ill after eating the new recipe, with some even stating that it has killed their cats.

https://www.change.org/p/purina-recall-felix-as-good-as-it-looks

Apparently, it's been reported that the previous "meat" content of the food has now been replaced by something derived from crushed insects! I'm not sure exactly how true any of this is, but given Nestle's track record, nothing would surprise me about that company.

Without a trace: Baroness Dido Harding to step down as chair of NHS Improvement

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She should...

...have stuck to making records.

What? Wrong Dido? Oh well, I suppose this one has made some "records" of a different sort - such as wasting the most amount of other people's money in the shortest possible time. Then again, that applies to most of the idiots she knows, so maybe even that's not a record.

Q: Post-lockdown, where would I like to go? A: As far away from my own head as possible

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Re: Cordon Bennet ...

Yes, but the final results of eating an exquisitely decorated figurine cake are probably indistinguishable from the final results of eating a fairy cake with a badly plonked on bit of butter icing - I shit you not!

Breaking Bad or just a bad breakpoint? That feeling when your predecessor is BASIC

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Re: Wait, VB applications can act as web servers?

<marvinmode>Yes, depressing isn't it.</marvinmode>

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Re: This was...

Oh hell, that reminds me of a holiday cover temp job I did back in 2005 for a local web company. On my first day there they wanted me to start putting together a new site. I asked, "Where's your library of common functions/utilities?"

The response was a blank look of confusion.

I was horrified to learn that their method of building web sites was to have a graphic designer sit down with the customer and ask "What do you want the site to look like?" After the customer described it, the graphic designer would produce graphical mock ups of several key screens (one image per screen). These, once the customer had approved them, would be sent out to India where the images would be chopped up into smaller graphics and then have some HTML wrapped around them to produce individual static HTML pages. These were sent back to the web company who would then custom build hack some ASP code into each one individually to connect it through to a database. Common functional code? Not a chance.

Despite them offering me a full-time job, I buggered off as quickly as I could! They went bust about 2 years later.

Remember Google Plus? Remember its privacy blunder? Remember applying for a slice of a settlement?

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Google+?

Oh yeah, I vaguely remember joining that at one point not long after it started up, as did a couple of my friends. I think I may have used it once or twice before deciding it was a pile of shit and then, of course, it got sent to the Google Graveyard to join lots of its mates.

International Space Station actually spun one-and-a-half times by errant Russian module's thrusters

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Re: Didn't notice?!

Hey, they did say they were "relaxed" afterwards!

LOL ;-) UK govt 2 pay £39m 4 txt msgs 4 less thn 2 yrs

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Unhappy

Sigh...

I'm sure it's worth every single penny of OUR money!

Malware and Trojans, but there's only one horse the boss man wants to hear about

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Re: In a previous career

What on earth was a Dev doing making changes on what must have been a critical production server?

The Register just found 300-odd Itanium CPUs on eBay

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Itanium did score plenty of decent wins, but never set the world on fire.

But Samsung had a damn good attempt with the Samsung Galaxy Note 7.

NFT or not to NFT: Steve Jobs' first job application auction shows physically unique beats cryptographically unique

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' "My gut says the NFT will attract the highest bid," Sarah Buchanan, director of auction software house Snoofa.'

Did she use to work for Gartner?

Ex-health secretary said 'vast majority' were 'onside' with GP data grab. Consumer champion Which? reckons 20 million don't even know what it is

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Re: Opt out?

Probably, but when have the Tories ever let a little thing like total llegality stop them?

Beige pencil stockists on high alert as 'Colouring Book of Retro Computers' hits the crowdfunding circuit

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Good for Neil

I've been following his channel for a number of years now and it's amazing what he is putting together. One day, when all this COVID malarkey is history, I'd like to take a trip to Gloucestershire to view the Cave in person.

D'oh! Misplaced chair shuts down nuclear plant in Taiwan

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Re: system was running at 6-10 per cent of operating reserve ratio.

Just checked. Murphy is obviously having a day off - the uptime results now stated as:

41 Days,09 Hours,21 Minutes,01 Seconds

Of course, I'm definitely not expecting it to stay up from now on...

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Re: system was running at 6-10 per cent of operating reserve ratio.

Is it the (S)Hitron business one?

I "upgraded" my domestic account to business one as it was cheaper (no, I have no idea why either) and they swapped out my perfectly working (and boot in a couple of minutes) superhub for a pile of crap (S)Hitron one (with the 10 to 15 minutes reboot time). About 5 replacements down the line (and much swearing to VM Business) I finally had one whose admin interface didn't die after about an hour*. The faulty ones would still work ok for providing a connection to teh interwebs but the on-board web server would die so you couldn't change the settings.

* No, it died after a few months instead until a recent** automatic update revived it again.

** 40 Days,15 Hours,48 Minutes,44 Seconds ago - yay, it's still working!

Apple patches zero-day vulnerability in iOS, iPadOS, macOS under active attack

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Yeah, but Crysis ran like a dog on them...

Remember the bloke who was told by Zen Internet to contact his MP about crap service? Yeah, it's still not fixed

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Re: Write your MP

Yeah, same here in Norwich North - MP is a total waste of protoplasm. For the amount of good she does, the job could be more than adequately filled by long-dead roadkill.

The cockroach of Windows, XP, lives on in London's Victoria Coach Station

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Re: Ironic

Some years ago a friend of a friend asked my advice on the secondhand laptop he wanted to buy. I took one look, saw it was Pentium 4 and said, Don't touch it with a barge pole - it will overheat and burn itself out. So, of course, as he was an idiot, he ignored my advice and bought it. Within a year it had overheated and the CPU died. I took pleasure in saying, Told you so.

Latest Windows 11 Preview a well-rounded update – literally

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Re: boring, normal, usable computer

Unfortunately, I suspect that's the opposite of what MS are aiming for and, no doubt, many of the "under the hood", (cough) *improvements* (cough) are there specifically to prevent useful utilities like Winaero Tweaker and Open Shell from doing their jobs.

Will it bend? That is the question: Arm boffins boast of first flexible 32-bit chip

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More to the point...

Will it blend?

Mountains on neutron stars are not even a millimetre tall due to extreme gravity

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Some advice

Always make sure you are commenting on the correct story before pressing that submit button.

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Re: Dragon's Egg

Seconded - I came here to post the same thing but Steve K beat me to it! (I really must get up earlier in the morning...)

Northern Train's ticketing system out to lunch as ransomware attack shuts down servers

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Re: Managers?

But what do the managers manage?

Apart from passenger customer disappointment, though I suspect they don't manage to manage that either, but only manage to magnify it.

Windows 11: What we like and don't like about Microsoft's operating system so far

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Windows 12?

I think you're being a bit optimistic there - it will probably be more like Windows 38.5 before it starts becoming remotely usable again!

Impromptu game of Robot Wars sparks fire in warehouse at UK e-tailer Ocado

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OpenAI shuts down robotics team because it doesn't have enough data yet

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Re: Discord?

Yeah, that is a bit ironic given that:

discord:

n

1. lack of agreement of harmony; strife

2. harsh confused mingling of sounds

3. (Music, other) a combination of musical notes containing one or more dissonant intervals. See dissonance3, concord4

vb

(intr) to disagree; clash

Try placing a pot plant directly above your CRT monitor – it really ties the desk together

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Re: Bah!

Keep taking the dried frog pills gamma rays and radioactive spiders.

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Re: The call

Yeah, I know what you mean. Mine did come around to the front again and stand with their front legs on the monitor tops and back feet still on the desk staring at the reduced "top"ology of the new arrangement, no doubt wondering where the nice wide/warm shelves had gone, and giving me the evil eye for some days afterwards.

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Re: The call

My cats used to do that when I had dual CRTs on my PC. They'd leap up from the desk and spend hours curled up on top of them. They were very confused the day I swapped the CRTs out for flat screens - they leapt up and then fell down the back of the desk, the looks on their faces a joy to behold!

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Re: Death by dry cleaning

She probably sucked out a few of the valves and then put them back in the wrong sockets!

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Re: Oldskool TV and pot plant

Back when I was working for Rediffusion one of the other engineers told me that he once took the back off a TV in a customer's house to fix it and found the remains of a dead goldfish inside it. He handed its crispy remains back to the owners.

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Re: Adjust the monitor settings?

Yes, the reset circuitry is on the right in that model.

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Re: Adding China to my monitor

Ah, solid state technology at its finest!

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Re: BOBSMEDS

Back in my youth (mid 1970s when I was about 19) I was a trainee TV engineer for Rediffusion. I was once at a customers house with the back off the TV and the valve-packed chassis angled slightly downwards from its normal vertical position so I could fault find. The customer, an elderly gentleman, sat next to me watching interestedly at what I was doing. Then he did something I suppose he thought might have been useful. He said, "It was sparking a bit round about here," and put his fingers on the PCB in the high voltage area. It sparked once more, using his fingers to earth the current.

"Ow," I think he may have said (or possibly something stronger).

I looked at him, deadpan, saying something like, "I know where to poke my fingers safely. You don't. Don't do that again."

At least he learned his lesson first time around.

BOFH: But soft! What light through yonder filing cabinet breaks?

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Re: Two BOFHs in a week!!!

Yeah, I went and hunted down the advert before writing the above post - I wasn't sure, either, but <European accent of indeterminate origin> was a bit long for a tag!

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Two BOFHs in a week!!!

<frenchaccent>Ah, Simon you are really spoiling us.</frenchaccent>

All hands on Steam Deck: Fancy a handheld Linux PC that runs Windows apps, sports a custom AMD Zen APU and a touch screen?

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lighter use cases

I wonder how long the battery would last playing the only 2 PC games I ever play - Solitaire and Spider*.

* The versions that came with Windows XP, of course, not those dire, skanky, memory hogging Vista/7 versions.

The lights go off, broadband drops out, the TV freezes … and nobody knows why (spooky music)

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Scratch and Sniff

Hah! Just as amusing as this one.

LibreOffice 7.2 release candidate reveals effort to be Microsoft-compatible

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What's UNO?

Here you go!

tsoHost pleads for 'patience and understanding' as sites borked, support sinkholed

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tsoHost is now part of the GoDaddy

Ah, that explains it...

Boffins find an 'actionable clock' hiding in your blood, ticking away to your death

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Re: "Rigorous" as in "Rigor Mortis"?

Or Keith Rigor (or was it Richards, I forget).

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You could always become a politician... most of them are brain dead at best.

Imagine a world where Apple shacked up with Xerox in the '80s: How might it look today?

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My go at this fantasy...

Commodore buy the Amiga and DON'T fuck it (and the marketing) up...

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Re: I refer all of you to this book...

Yes, absolutely! I only finished reading it a couple of weeks ago.