* Posts by DJV

2662 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Aug 2009

Not to dis your diskette, but there are some unexpected sector holes

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Re: some overenthusiastic hole punch work

I heard a similar second-hand story about that - programs and data loaded from paper tape kept being corrupted. It took them a while but the problem was eventually tracked down to a clueless newbie in charge of occasional paper tape loading - he was getting bored and poking the occasional extra hole in the tape with the point of a pencil.

Apple geniuses in Atlanta beat New York to the punch, file petition to unionize

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Re: It is interesting to see the moves to unionise

I fully agree.

Unions are good when they are trying to raise workers from the hell of "minimum wage" employment with uncaring, greedy, money-first companies. So, I am fully supportive of the workers at Apple and Amazon trying to unionize.

However, those of us in the UK with long memories may remember the "closed shop" proposals of the 1970s when it seemed that the boot was very much on the other foot and militaristic unions ruled the country instead of the government (not that the current bunch do much ruling, preferring instead to party and line their own pockets at everyone else's expense). The very small family-run company I worked for at the time, who tried their best to pay a decent wage, lived in fear that, if closed shop was imposed, it would effectively mean they would run at a loss, which would kill the company.

So, unions are good in moderation - the other extreme is just as bad.

Microsoft plans to drop SMB1 binaries from Windows 11

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Happy

@Neil Barnes

I love the fact that you needed to go and check!

'IBM is now a very different company' says CEO as Q1 2022 beats expectations

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IBM is now a very different company

Absolutely! In the past, the saying went, "No one ever got fired for buying IBM!"

Now, it's more like: "No one in their right mind will buy from IBM."

Windows 11 usage stats within touching distance of... XP

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Re: They could at least test this mess properly

No, that's what users are for...

AI models to detect how you're feeling in sales calls

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An early crack at network management with an unfortunate logfile

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FFS!

I make a lot of use of a great file sync program called FreeFileSync and I use it enough to have bunged the developer some ££ on occasion. One option is to make shortcuts to commonly used settings on the desktop - the file names it generates for these always amuse me as they have the format: Name.ffs_gui

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Re: Any code written will be looked upon with raised eyebrows in X years

Yes, and I do that to my own code that was written X years ago (and as for the code written X*2 years ago... well... words are not enough!)

You can buy a company. You can buy a product. Common sense? Trickier

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Re: "The icing on the cake was that the colleague in question worked for our IT department"

I'm surprised you didn't add "but not for much longer" to that sentence!

Chromebook sales train derails as market reaches saturation

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It's just another Gartner Guestimate.

Nothing to see here!

Microsoft details how China-linked crew's malware hides scheduled Windows tasks

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Re: The registry is much more than a cron table

And that's one of the problems right there!

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Joke

Go wash your mouth out right now - as if lovely, kind-hearted Microsoft would ever do anything like that!

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So...

...if Microsoft can detect this and they know exactly how it works, then does that mean that the current version of Windows Defender can detect it and remove it automatically? And, if it can't, then why not?

Happy birthday Windows 3.1, aka 'the one that Visual Basic kept crashing on'

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Re: Well, at least they disappeared in later versions!

Upvoted - I recognised that quote immediately. Younger readers might want to go here.

First Light says it's hit nuclear fusion breakthrough with no fancy lasers, magnets

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Re: "reliably shoot a projectile every 30 seconds"

Just put a red-shirt in the target area and make sure that there are none of Vader's Stormtroopers anywhere around the shooting end. Should hit the target every time!

Web3 'contains the seeds of a dystopian nightmare' says analyst firm

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Re: Good report

Yeah, and if Gartner also suddenly come up with feasible predictions that end up coming true then we're definitely all doomed!

Windows 11 growth at a standstill amid stringent hardware requirements

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"Still, "Microsoft" and "pointless and annoying" sadly seem to go quite hand-in-hand lately."

Upvoted - though what do you mean by "lately"?

The first step to data privacy is admitting you have a problem, Google

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@AC "what harm does it do me"

With a response like that, it just shows that YOU are part of the problem.

Apple notches up ninth €5m fine for ignoring nation's competition watchdog

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Re: quite a discrepancy!

It's probably an on-the-fly calculation that's similar to the amount of time showing to completion on a Windows file copying dialog - you know, the one that goes: 10 minutes, 20 minutes, 4 days 6 hours, 18 hours, 6 minutes, 23 years, 3 minutes, 2 minutes 50 seconds, 2 minutes 59 seconds, and then sits there at 99% done with "5 seconds remaining" left showing for around 10 minutes.

How legacy IPv6 addresses can spoil your network privacy

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Vermin IPv6

"Depending on your ISP, router, and so on, you might find that on your home network, your laptops, phones, and other devices have their own local IPv6 addresses"

I'm with Vermin Media - I suspect their planned date for switching to IPv6 coincides with the date of the heat death of the universe...

Oracle's compliance cops now include Java in license audits

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Re: Confusing mess

Absolutely!

20 years ago I was writing Java applets for websites (back when that was an actual thing). Even then I found Java's multiple file I/O handling ridiculously complex compared to plain C. It always seemed that whatever it was that I wanted to do with it was never handled by a single class in a simple manner. I pretty much abandoned the whole mess around 2001. Given the greedy way Oracle acts nowadays I'm glad I have very little to do with anything they make*.

* The one exception is VirtualBox, which I'd been using before even Sun took it over, but I am prepared to lose that should the need arise.

The IBM System/360 Model 40 told you to WHAT now?

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Re: Who among us ...

Back in the days of the Commodore 64 I'd memorised a short BASIC program that I could type into any shop's demo 64. It would first copy the ROM and RAM, POKE a couple of locations to keep it there and then change the SYNTAX ERROR message to something far less pleasant. Then I'd hang around looking at other computers while kids would bash on the 64's keyboard with the inevitable result that they'd get a syntax error - except, of course, they didn't...

Linux Mint Debian Edition 5 is here

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I'd like to see a version based on Devuan

For obvious reasons...

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Re: quis procurat ipsos procurates?

Ah yes, one standard package manager. What could possibly go wrong...

https://xkcd.com/927/

Openness of Oracle licensing and audit tools questioned

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No, the worst.

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You might under these circumstances:

* if you've died in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day;

* have ever volunteered for a lobotomy after several too many beers;

* be a politician and will therefore have had your common sense surgically removed;

* be called Larry.

Otherwise, no.

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In a world of give and take...

...Oracle only ever does the latter.

Unable to write 'Amusing Weekly Column'. Abort, Retry, Fail?

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Re: Urban myth

I had a recent experience on the Crucial website. Having been a customer with them for years, I therefore had an account with them which had worked fine the last time I'd purchased something (probably about 18 months previously) and they'd been sending "news/offers" emails almost weekly to that address ever since. So, I was rather nonplussed when, upon entering my email address, I received the error message "Invalid email".

Now, to me, that meant that somehow, it had decided my email address was not formatted in a valid manner so I entered it manually (instead of pasting it in as normal) in case it was croaking on some hidden space/tab or whatever. No, what they actually meant to say was that they'd moved to a new (and, in my opinion, far crappier) back end system recently and had purged all accounts that hadn't ordered in the past few months and so had no record of that email address. I complained but I don't think the message got through that a message more like "Email address not found on our system" would have been far more appropriate.

Sigh...

Client demo in 30 minutes. Just what could go wrong?

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Re: What's in a name?

Yep, experienced the broken tab one a few weeks ago when my main PC decided it would only talk to my 1Gb network at 100Mb - pushing the lead fully in restored 1Gb but it wouldn't stay there so replacement cable employed instead.

Are we springing into a Y2K-class nightmare?

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Re: if programmed correctly, mean that a straightforward update will do the trick

But do you remember the chaos in the 1970s when we had two VAT rates (in addition to the zero rate)?

The standard rate was 8% along with a "luxury" rate of, initially, 25%, which was later reduced to 12.5%. I was in the electronics industry at the time and the two rates meant that a component destined for a luxury item carried the luxury rate but if that SAME component was destined for a non-luxury item it carried the standard rate. Confusing or what?

Definitely a case of those imposing this madness not thinking things through properly - but when do they ever - sigh...

Machine-learning models more powerful, toxic than ever

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Re: Machine-learning models more powerful, toxic than ever

SumatraPDF didn't have any problems, either!

114 billion transistors, one big meh. Apple's M1 Ultra wake-up call

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Re: "they can still watch cat videos. Or prOn. Or both"

Hmmm, cat pr0n - I didn't realise there was a market for that!

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Re: "it's too small for your cat to sit on"

My thoughts exactly - I came here to post something similar.

Back around 2006 my cats used to sleep on top of my two CRT monitors (yeah, I know, cat fur down the back of monitors is never a good thing). It was hilarious the day I swapped the CRTs out for flatscreens as the cats tried to jump on top of them as usual but fell down the back instead. The disgruntled expressions on their faces was worth it!

UK Home Office dangles £20m for national gun licence database system

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Re: To think

You're bang on with that question!

Analysis of leaked Conti files blows lid off ransomware gang

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Re: "Shame they seem to be gullible enough to believe their state media."

Also applies to other countries. See:

* UK: Brexit.

* UK: Anything said by Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg, Priti Patel, etc.

* USA: Anything said by pretty much any Republican.

Terry Pratchett had the best idea:

“We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they’re elected. Don’t you?”

“Why?”

“It saves time.”

Oracle sees automation opportunity in healthcare following pandemic

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Uh, oh...

...is Larry getting short of yachts again?

Zero trust? Not yet a must for most IT departments

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"most don't have those motivations"

So, that's Zero Motivation - the opposite end of the scale!

Web devs rally to challenge Apple App Store browser rules

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Re: ...communicate off-the-record and then never heard back.

Sounds like it dropped down the hole in the middle!

What is it with cloud status pages not reflecting reality?

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What I want to know is...

...if anyone out there has a status page that's monitoring whether or not the Status Page Status Page is up and running!

Microsoft gives tablets some love in latest Windows 11 build

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Another test build of Windows 11 has emerged, this time with improvements

Well, it's about time!

A tale of two dishwashers: Buy one, buy it again, and again

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"Lots of people enjoy listening to rap"

Please no.... just no....

Americans far more willing to hand over personal data

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Re: Lacking information?

It was written (in bad Latin) on a wall in Jerusalem by some guy named Brian.

Airtag clones can sidestep Apple anti-stalker tech

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Re: give the dog a iPhone!

Yeah, but have you actually tried to teach it how to work the fingerprint log on?

EncroChat defendants' lawyers make bid to halt trial

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Re: "Obviously non receipt of an expected postcard was in itself a message"

Yeah, the message being that Royal Mail fucked up again and delivered it to 24 Acacia Avenue and not 42 Arcadia Crescent.

Microsoft details 'planet-scale' AI infrastructure packing 100,000-plus GPUs

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Seeing it BSOD should be a fantastic spectacle!

Let's face it, it will at some point!

Microsoft releases first preview of .NET 7

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Re: "I fear what "modernization" they are referring to THIS time..."

Probably a DOS prompt (and little else) on boot...

Time for people to patch backup plugin for WordPress

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"Microsoft's platform has been spreading malware"

Yeah, they've been doing that for years - it's called Windows!

File suffixes: Who needs them? Well, this guy did

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Of course, that never stops people thinking they can change a file type just by changing the extension. I had that recently on a website I built for a client where one of the client's staff had "helpfully" renamed some PNGs to a JPG extension and then complained that some resizing code wouldn't work on the affected images. I added a "deep code" check along with a warning when images were discovered with the incorrect extension.

AWS and Elasticsearch settle trademark infringement lawsuit

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Was that a case of Amazon stretching things a bit too far and getting pinged back?