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Demoralized developer's desperate hack came back to haunt him on LinkedIn

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Re: Once again ....

It got moved to the top of the comments page instead of being in the most sensible place - e.g. on the article page itself. Yeah, I, amongst others, complained about that several times - they never fixed it. Obviously, "They Know Better"TM - sigh...

Water system controllers don't belong on the internet, says ex-NSA chief after suspected Iran attacks

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Re: Now do electrical meters, etc etc etc.

I don't think it's "waiting to happen"; it's happening right now!

'Asimov was right' about rules for robots, says ex-US Cyber Director

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Re: if it's really clever it might learn its limitations

And if it's really, REALLY clever, it might learn how to circumvent its limitations in an undetectable fashion and then blame the dog.

Microsoft excludes Domain Exclusion from MS 365 Copilot – days after rolling it out

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Maybe people were using it to disable access to Microslop's own sites, and Microslop didn't like people doing that!

Microsoft tells engineers to curb their token-burning enthusiasm

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BB!

"focused on maximizing outcomes that move the needle for our customers and our business"

Yay, Bullshit Bingo is alive and well!

Voyager 2 cheats the power budget for another year

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Re: Depp space

Arr! Is that somewhere in the Caribbean?

(Yeah, damn the 10-minute edit window!)

Dev proves LLMs will run on anything – even a $10 microcontroller

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Re: "There is another model, called Barista [for] topics pertaining to espresso. "

I wanted to upvote you but, as your upvote count was the rather appropriate 42, I resisted. I will come back later and click the upvote once someone else has spoiled the count.

Microsoft says 8 GB of RAM should be enough for anyone running Windows 11

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Re: "design is complete when there's nothing more that can be removed"

Thank you! I never knew that.

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Re: "cover of Practical Electronics"

Ooh! Which one was his? I built several things from that magazine over the years, some of which even worked properly!

The largest project I attempted was Joanna piano from the May 1975 issue onwards - it did work for several years but took me a couple of years to hand-build the case, hand-draw and etch the PCBs and assemble everything! It was built like the proverbial brick shithouse but did suffer from a lot of sound breakthrough! I think it died sometime in the 1980s, after which it got replaced by something off the shelf.

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Re: “The signal from you is clear: keep going. We intend to,” he wrote...

How offensive of you to point this out! I'll just bugger, er, off in that case.

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"design is complete when there's nothing more that can be removed"

That reminds me of a story I was told back in the 1970s when I was a trainee TV engineer for Rediffusion.

When designing new TVs, they would build the prototypes with slightly longer legs on the components (usually the resistors and capacitors). Then, with the TV up and running, someone with insulated side cutters would come along and snip one of the legs of a component and, if the TV remained working, that component would be removed from the final design - if it stopped working, the TV was switched off, the leg resoldered together, the TV turned on and the process would continue with a different component. The TVs would then go into production with only the components fitted that enabled it to work.

Sometimes the removed component might have been doing something important in the long term - e.g. preventing a different part from overheating, compensating for the different tolerances in other components etc. Whether the story was true or not, I cannot say. But maybe it accounted for the booklet that was issued to all engineers. This listed all modifications that HAD to be made to various models of TV sets either out in customerland or if they happened to pass through the workshop and were found without the specified modifications. Most of these mods were to prevent known/regular component failures and burn-outs.

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Re: “The signal from you is clear: keep going. We intend to,” he wrote...

Damn - you beat me to it, though my response was going to be somewhat shorter and involve the word "off".

The AI bubble is already popping; we just don't know it yet

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The AI bubble is already popping

Good!

Cassette simulator rewinds digital audio to a more analog time in hiss-tory

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Back in the 1980s...

...it was rare to drive more than a couple of miles in the countryside of East Anglia without seeing the remains of a cassette with yards of unwound tape strewn out across the hedgerows.

Support newbie figured out how to avoid all-nighters, and his colleagues hated him for it

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Screen?

You were lucky!

We had to feel the voltages on the wires on the RS-232 connection to know our ones from our zeros!

Google Cloud is killing it

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"But when the AI bubble finally pops, it could bring down money-losers OpenAI and Anthropic, and maybe even Oracle, which has gotten in a bit too deep."

We live in hope!*

* Actually, I don't live in Hope, but I did stay there one night way back in the 1990s when all the B&Bs in nearby Castleton were fully booked up.

Redmond's reaper cometh: October 2026 set to bury a graveyard of Microsoft products

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Hopefully...

This will drive a good number of the cloud-fearing (i.e. sensible) users onto alternative office suites and avoid the now-it's-available/now-it's-not O358 altogether.

C'mon, just copy this text string and paste it into your macOS Terminal – it'll fix your computer, honest

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All this reminds me of the old "Irish Computer Virus" joke.

Dear Customer,

You have just received an Irish virus. Since we are not so technologically advanced in Ireland, this is a MANUAL virus. Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself and send this mail to everyone you know. That'd be grand.

Tanx.

Paddy O'Hacker

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Re: I'm a little surprised Macs have CLI capability.

Back in the 1980s when Commodore bought out the Amiga company, there were some clueless Commodore managers who wanted to have the CLI removed and the Amiga programmers had to fight to retain it!

LegacyHive: 'Bone-shattering' zero-day from Microsoft's serial tormentor not the haymaker that was promised

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Re: Has nobody posted a comment against this?

No.

Well, I suppose you have.

And now me as well!

Waits for the rush...

Patchpocalypse Now: Microsoft tops last month's record with 622 Patch Tuesday CVEs

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Yes, and given the number of bugs fixed, what's the chance that one or two will, under the right (or wrong) circumstances, cause some sort of bricking to occur? I will be keeping Update Blocker turned on for a few days until I am sure that there aren't any hidden gotchas waiting to spring their little surprises.

Microsoft rolls out Windows Search updates and they're... quite good

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Re: Search Everything

Seconded! A bloody essential utility!

How do you solve a problem like Capita?

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How do you solve a problem like Capita?

Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Astronomers find sugar near the creamy center of the Milky Way (no caramel, though)

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Sweet!

(see title)

Microsoft emails Windows 10 holdouts: Fine, keep your old PC another year

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Strangely, some email clients are treating this latest emission as mere spam

There's nothing "strange" about it!

Backup and running? Not this digital sign

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Alight Media?

Is that a hint that we should be setting fire to this sort of polluting junk from B-ark companies?

Microsoft is losing the battle to protect license lucre. It better get used to the feeling

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Re: billions in damages

"the company could be on the hook for billions in damages over its efforts to date to shut things down"

Couldn't have happened to a nicer* bunch of utter crooks**!

* For negative values of "nice".

** Apart from Musk, Bezos, Zuck and Ellison, of course.

Datacenter MacGyver saved the biggest football match of the year

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"The Register's home nation – England"

The proliferation of leftpondian spelling on El Reg over the past few years begs to differ.

KDE Plasma users face a dire omen of change: 6.6.6 arrives

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"Book of Revelations, the Oxyrhynchus Papyri, page 115 says that the number is 616"

As long as it doesn't get confused with 611, which, of course, is the emergency number in American Hades (it's just 666 in UK Hades, which is just across the pond puddle of molten lava from American Hades).

Outlook for Mac bug makes font choice a purely decorative feature

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"should never have made it past the unit tests"

WHAT?! You mean that they actually have unit tests? Who knew!

Brown says AI make student brain no work good, teacher should help use it better

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"We cannot choose to become idiots"

Too late in many cases!

Windows 95 detected installers by looking for magic words and hoping for the best

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We're talking Windows 95 here - NT had a completely different base and was (relatively) more consistent until Micro$lop moved stuff between rings to speed it up.

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The fact that Microsoft let installer programs stomp over system files without any care for the damage they were doing just shows how little they understood about how to write an operating system (not that Windows at that time was anything like an operating system in the first place - it was just a shell stuck on top of 16-bit DOS with kludges to hide the sticking plaster).

The AI that spawned MechaHitler and deepfake porn puts on a suit to become legal advisor and Excel jockey

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Re: man grok

The BUGS section would be too long to comfortably read within a normal human lifespan.

Microsoft flips Windows Backup to on by default unless you're in the EU

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Re: M$ hard at work

Hard at "vibe" more like... as if M$ engineers sully themselves with any proper work nowadays.

UK guts planning red tape so datacenters can bypass the neighbors faster

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Nationally Significant Infrastructure Projects (NSIPs)

They should have called it the Significant National Infrastructure Projects just so they could get the SNIP (which many of the fathers of the idiots proposing this should have done years ago).

David Potter, the man who put Psion in the palm of your hand, logs off at 82

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Sorry to hear this...

I wrote a novel on my Psion 5mx during work lunchtimes.

AI bills are baffling the C-suite after shift to usage-based pricing

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Re: "amplify their IQ"

In far too many cases, this will have no effect as amplifying nothing still results in absolutely nothing*.

* apart from profit to AI snakeoil peddlers, of course.

Sysadmin broke hardware worth more than he made in a month – and lied his way out of the mess

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Re: fix was to turn them upside down and drop them

I had to do that on my original Amiga 500 but it definitely was not "upside down" as the chips would have fallen clean out of the sockets! Dropping them had to be done with the computer the right way up down onto a bed or something else softish that wouldn't have caused any further damage.

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Re: Sticky Bits

I had something similar way back in the previous century. I had an Amiga 2000 around 1990-ish and splashed out some serious money on a Quantum 80MB hard disk and associated plug-in card. It worked fine for about 3 years, but then developed the habit of failing to start up in the morning. My solution was to pull card plus drive out of the slot, shake it around a bit, slam it back in and it would then power up for another day's work. It got replaced after that with a much cheaper and "massive" 540MB drive until I had to reluctantly retire the Amiga as they went out of fashion.

NASA tests AI medic for astronauts too far from Earth to call a doctor

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RamaLama

I wonder what they were listening to when they came up with that name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3gIid5pHlc

Oracle promises to open up MySQL governance, but the community wants guarantees

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"We welcome Oracle engaging the MySQL ecosystem as a whole"

Dang! The pointer on my naive-o-meter just crashed violently into the red and needs replacing.

Notion kills its Gmail client after AI agents keep humans from troubling inbox

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Was I the only one...

...who kept reading "Notion" as "Norton"? Just seems like the sort of shit the latter would come up with.

Windows 11 can now turn back the clock when updates go bad

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Re: How about not releasing updates that bork computers?

Now that's just crazy talk!

Boffin claims Microsoft's supposed quantum leap does not compute due to 'basic Python errors'

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Re: They should have written it in Visual BASIC

With the data stored in Access.

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never to trust a v1

Or, in Microslop's case, a 2, a Bob, an ME, a Vista, an 8 or an 11. For the rest YMMV.

Germany went off the rails as wireless outage saw all trains cancelled

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the biologicals or the illogicals

FTFY

The new database world according to Google: Inexact queries and AI in everything

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"it’s not so much about getting the exact results, but getting the best results"

No, it F^&%ING isn't!

As another UK prime minister bites the dust, a contradictory tech legacy remains

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Re: Larry the cat for PM

Yeah, at least he knows how to cover his shit up!