* Posts by Philip Stott

132 publicly visible posts • joined 12 May 2007


Coinbase, don't feel left out. SEC has a lawsuit for you, too

Philip Stott


Am I missing something, or do the final 4th and 3rd paragraph have SEC boss saying mutually exclusive things:

Gensler has insisted for a while that such rules for cryptocurrencies aren't needed.

"The investing public has the benefit of U.S. securities laws. Crypto should be no different, and these platforms, these intermediaries need to come into compliance," Gensler said on telly news today

Google Photos AI still can't label gorillas after racist errors

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And given that the filter on a cigarette is known as the butt over here in Blighty, leaves ample scope for fag butt tomfoolery.

Microsoft cries foul over UK gaming deal blocker but it's hard to feel sorry for them

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Of all life's little pleasures I like nitpicking the best

Surely that should be metric tonne of bad karma to undo?

That's cute. UK.gov gathers up £100M for AI super-models

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Eminently qualified

Why does our Science, Innovation and Technology Secretary, Michelle Donelan have a degree in history and politics?

Couldn't we find someone with a STEM degree ... ?

Uptime guarantees don't apply when you turn a machine off, then on again, to 'fix' it

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Re: meet "Rod"

I've submitted a couple of 'who me' and 'on call' stories, and can confirm that they do change your name.

If Apple's environmental rhetoric is meaningful, Macs and iPads should converge

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Shirley you can code in Java & run Java apps on any modern OS ... ?

That's the whole point of Java - it's portable.

Mozilla will begin signing Mv3 extensions for Firefox next week

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Re: Firefox will be the only browser that lets you escape advertising and profiling

Try Ghostery.

It has exactly what you want in the form of its 'Never Consent' option, which you enable for all websites, or just specific ones.

The next deep magic Linux program to change the world? Io_uring

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Re: LMAX Architecture

You're right in that operations should be quick, but really the idea is that subtractions from the buffer are asynchronous, so therfore aren't reliant on the buffer thread for synchronising.

Also, I have only utilised this in. NET for a trading app, so wouldn't like to comment on it's merit for more worthy stuff like health.

Philip Stott

LMAX Architecture

Ring buffers a very handy for super fast processing in general.

Check out Martin Fowler's description of the LMAX Architecture

White House to tech world: Promise you'll write secure code – or Feds won't use it

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Medical Software

About 25 years ago I worked on a clinical trials system, which by virtue of being available in the U.S. had to adhere to FDA (part 2 IIRC) development guidelines.

Every release had to be audited under those rules and man were they strict - they even audited the comments to ensure that the code they related to were valid.

This obviously makes sense when people's lives were at stake in case of a bug.

Even though I now develop trading systems I still stick to those guidelines, as I think it made me a better developer.

Ready for the Linux 6.0 splashdown? Here are some of the highlights

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Re: fbdev and "SAP's Helge Deller"?

Thanks for the Win NT naming history.

I always thought the NT was shorthand for new technology.

Arrogant, subtle, entitled: 'Toxic' open source GitHub discussions examined

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I've been a professional software developer for 30 years and have noticed in myself and colleagues that we generally seem to inhabit the lower rungs of the autism ladder.

I'm working with a guy right now who is particularly difficult, and I believe it's because he generally can't see other people's point of view.

Perhaps there's an element of this that leads to the snarky comments on FOSS projects ... ?

Linus Torvalds says Rust is coming to the Linux kernel 'real soon now'

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Re: Error Types


I think you mean speed *not* velocity (velocity has a direction).


EU makes USB-C common charging port for most electronic devices

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Re: Optional Chargers

Yep, just got a £1K Samsung Galaxy S22, and no flipping charger in the box!

RAD Basic – the Visual Basic 7 that never was – releases third alpha

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Been there done that

Completely agree.

I started out as a C then C++ developer. Knocking up UIs in C++ takes forever compared to VB, so as soon as VB3 came out I switched to using that for the UI and anything that needed to to be fast or interact with a C API, I'd develop in C++ and wrap it as an ActiveX control (remember them? Eurgh!).

Smart contract developers not really focused on security. Who knew?

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Experience counts

They interviewed developers with less than 2 years experience?

Maybe it's because I do have 25+ years of commodity trading systems development experience, but IMHO nobody with less than 10 years of experience of developing financial systems should be developing 'SMART' contracts.

Rivals aren't convinced by Microsoft's one-click default browser change

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The Most Down Voted Post Ever

Has anyone tried Edge lately (within the last six months or so)?

IMHO it's not a bad browser anymore, once you switch off Bing as the default search engine.

I particularly liked a feature I didn't know about where I recently ordered something online and Edge surfaced a little message saying "There's a voucher code for this" which saved me £10 off just a £50 order.

It's time to delete that hunter2 password from your Microsoft account, says IT giant

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Re: "in a safe place"

Sort of been there and done that.

I use eWallet as a password manager.

For a couple of years I used it exclusively on my phone (instead of the desktop version which asks for a password every time), unlocking it with my fingerprint.

After an update it wouldn't let me unlock with a fingerprint and started asking me for the master password again, which I couldn't remember (it's 16 characters of nonsense).

It took me a couple of weeks of daily bum-clenching horror that I couldn't remember it, thinking of all the grief it would cause, until (well lubricated on a Friday night) the password hint phrase - Embiggen not TizWoz - I'd set finally made sense

Only 29% of techies truly want to stay in current job

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Re: I'm thinking about a lot more than this

I'm very sorry to hear that you (and apparently many others) are disillusioned by your career in IT.

At the risk of making myself unpopular, I've spent the last 30 years designing and developing commodity trading systems, and I still love it.

Even if I inherited millions from a mysterious benefactor I'd still code just for fun.

Would be interested to know how many developers are disillusioned compared to infrastructure, desktop support, operations, etc.

Debugging source is even harder when you can't stop laughing at it

Philip Stott

Recursive function called f@ck?

Then it could go f@ck itself.

We take Asahi Linux alpha for a spin on an M1 Mac Mini

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Re: Deleting macOS

Not at all.

That's a word reserved for indicating that you absolutely detest somebody, not for chucking about flippantly on a tech-site's comment section.

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Re: Deleting macOS

No need for language like that

Philip Stott

You used to be a developer

And a pretty good one too.

I know because you hired me twice, first as a contract VB then C# developer back in the early years of this century.

Containers may be more effective than VMs for hybrid apps – Gartner

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I do take your point, but I think that in this (buzzword-bingo) context, "serverless" means non-stateful applications that can make use of scalable lambda (Azure, et al) functions to perform their task.

That's quite hard to do well, as state ultimately has to be stored somewhere, think cookies on a stateless HTTP session.

Oxidation-proof copper could replace gold, meaning cheaper chips, says prof

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Re: Effect on copper prices

Tongue firmly in cheek here, but wouldn't using the relative densities of copper (8.9) and gold (19.3) be more appropriate than atomic mass?

DoJ accuses Google of training staff to make 'false requests for legal advice'

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Beat me to it.

It's almost like they changed their motto to "Be as evil as you can possibly be".

Evil Empire

Boys outnumber girls 6 to 1 in UK compsci classes

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Re: Very Sad

Sad beause it's well paid career, where diversity of thought is probably more necessary here than every other area outside STEM subjects.

I should also point out that the women developers I have worked with have been an absolute privilege to meet.

Highly competent people, that make the team "better" (hard to define, but think it softens the banter) than all bloke teams.

Philip Stott

Re: Why is it so important to chase parity?

Agree with most of your points, apart from "foolish enough to think it's a lucrative career".

Software development is a pretty good living, as long as you're good at it.

Philip Stott

Re: Very Sad

Not sure why I'm getting the down votes on this

To be clear, I believe efforts to get more women into CompSci are a good thing.

My point was that it's bad that I've only worked with a handful of women in entire career.

Philip Stott

Very Sad

I've been a professional software developer for nearly 30 years, and can count the number of female developers I've worked with on the fingers of one hand.

See title.

Half of bosses out of touch with reality, study shows

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Re: And the other half will bugger off…


Any company that fails to offer hybrid working will struggle to attract the best talent.

Russian demand for VPNs skyrockets by 2,692%

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I'm quite prepared to accept that I'm being a bit thick, but here in the UK at least 2,692% is formatted with a single SD.

Even if that comna was a European style decimal point it would still only be 3 SD?

The right to repairable broadband befits a supposedly critical utility

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Re: resilience

Australia is a big place. Maybe the author can't get 4G where they live ...?

Arch Linux turns 20: Small, simple, great documentation

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Re: Lisp?

I'm a bit of an old git, who never really wanted to be a professional software developer, but it's stood me rather well over the last (oh shit, it's now) 30 years or so.

Grew up on Turbo C, then Borland & MS Visual C++, then VB5/6, then C#/. NET since 2002.

Interesting, and I'm genuinely asking here - what are the benefits to me of learning those two languages?

One person's war is another hemisphere's developer crunch

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I've spent a a fairly good chunk of my ~ 25 year's developing commodity trading systems, converting traders & analysts Excel workbooks/VBA code trading strategy's into performant, robust, production ready code.

In the hands of sophisticated users like mine Excel is essentially a low/no code solution.

Just look forward to getting paid lots of filthy lucre to clean up after them :-)

IT blamed after HR forgets to install sockets in new office

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Re: Watch Your Backs

You're right about I.T. being a fairly closed shop.

I develop commodity trading systems for a living, and in 3 weeks I start a new job where I've discovered that no fewer than 6 guys (and, sadly, it's nearly always a sausagefest) that I've worked at various banks and trading houses over the years are currently employed!

AWS to build 32 more small clouds around the world

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Wot no London?

Seems a bit of an odd omission.

Russian 'Minecraft bomb plot' teen jailed for five years

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Guilty as charged

I was that dumb kid, started out with black powder, then nitrating everything I could find with nitric acid (gun cotton, TNT), thermite, ammonium nitrate & sugar, sulphur & red phosphorus. Its crazy that it was possible to buy that stuff easily. Especially because it was around the time of The Troubles in Ireland.

As you say, it's amazing that we didn't blow ourselves up (although came fairly close more than once).

America's 'Team Telecom' backs switch-on of Google and Meta's US-APAC undersea cable

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Re: Its the latency, not the capacity

Nope. I currently work for Trailstone, a company with only ~ 130 employees. We pay for a server co-located in the same rack as the EPEX exchange's servers.

Behold! The first line of defence for 25% of the US nuclear stockpile: Dolphins

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Re: umm and the

I am, technically, a genius (IQ 146).

Unfortunately, I believe there must be some inverse square relationship between IQ and common sense, due to my making so many (in hindsight) dumb mistakes.

Perhaps that's why we're all grumpy :-p.

Key pillar in the UK's border control upgrade programme 'lacks a systems integrator'

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Re: What?

It doesn't really "beggar belief" - this is a UK IT system rollout remember!

It would be more of a surprise if it went successfully.

Microsoft rang in the new year with a cutesy tweet in C#. Just one problem: The code sucked

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Fixed it for you

if (DateTime.Now.Month == 1 && DateTime.Now.Day == 1)

Console.WriteLine("Happy New Year");


Console.WriteLine("It's still " + DateTime.Now.Year.ToString());

NHS Digital exposes hundreds of email addresses after BCC blunder copies in entire invite list to 'Let's talk cyber' event

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The most bum-clenchingly awful reply all mistake I've seen happened after the whole company received an email from operations reminding us of the new password policy - 12 characters, mixed case, special chars, etc., and NEVER write them down or share them.

This poor guy (let's call him Gary) meant to forward the following to his mate, but instead replied all: "How the hell do we remember these without writing them down".

This was swiftly followed by the email - Gary would like to recall ...

Which was followed about half an hour later by an email from HR, saying Gary no longer works for Enron (sorry), and has left the building.


2FA? More like 2F-in-the-way: It seems no one wants me to pay for their services after all

Philip Stott

Re: I'm glad it's not just me

Plus many for the Frasier reference; I loved that show.

Heard a nasty rumour that they're bringing it back. Hope that's not true, as IMHO they ruined it already when Niles & Daphne got together.

Breaking Bad or just a bad breakpoint? That feeling when your predecessor is BASIC

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Re: Debug build on a live server?

This was VB6 in early 2002 - a few months before C# and visual studio. net was released.

Revealed: Perfect timings for creation of exemplary full English breakfast

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Re: Alternate method for the crap that supermarkets pass off as bacon...

Buy your bacon from a good butcher ... ?

Philip Stott

Probably the perfect topic for an (English) flame war!

Personally, haven't had any black pudding that's tasted of anything other than grease, so that's out.

Also mushrooms only grow on Beezlebub's knob, so they're out too.

Once you've binned them, everything but the beans can be cooked in one big frying pan.

If your eggs aren't frying in the fat from your sausages & bacon you're not doing it right.

Job done.

Audacity users stick the knife – and fork – in to strip audio editor of unwanted features

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Hungover Brits declare full English breakfast the solution to all their ills

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I suspect the respondents who replied "chow mein" & "s&s pork balls" were still in that delicious stage of drunkenness before the horrors set in.

Google, Microsoft pitch in some spare change to keep Mozilla's Web Docs online bible alive

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Re: Niche skill

Wasn't always that way.

I'm showing my age here, but I remember switching from Borland C++ to MS Visual C++ for exactly the reason that all their tools and good documentation could be found on their MSDN discs.

It was once they switched to online docs that the rot set in. Any technologies they wanted to ditch (silerlight anyone) would no longer be linked to, and their favoured new technologies, recently. NET V5 would be favoured in the docs even though NET V4.8 or lower is probably the largest installed base.