* Posts by TheRealRoland

631 posts • joined 29 Jul 2009

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Watch an oblivious Tesla Model 3 smash into an overturned truck on a highway 'while under Autopilot'

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Re: @SJA - Seriously?

The best kind of correct!

Ever felt down after staring at your phone late in bed? It's not just you – mice do too

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Happy

Aah.... The Bells of St. Mary's...

You know this Land of the Free thing, yeah? Well then, why allow the FBI to trawl through America's browsing history without a warrant?

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Re: land of the free...

Aneurism

Huge if true... Trump explodes as he learns open source could erode China tech ban

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Re: Re:

Blipverts

If you're appy and you know it: The Huawei P40 Pro conclusively proves that top-notch specs aren't everything

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Re: In a world, where smartphones aren't shitty PCs

Wait, you mean to tell me that mergers do not increase competitiveness and innovation?

The iMac at 22: How the computer 'too odd to succeed' changed everything ... for Apple, at least

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Re: And that means Apple is now 44.

"An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a definite proposition"

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Grape for the win!

Also got a G4 in the basement, with one of those processor add-on / expansion cards in it, and one of those monster CRTs... That was fun, moving house!

Oh, and a Classic is hiding somewhere as well, probably propping up a stack of o'Reilly books :-)

Atlassian to offensively price itself through the post-pandemic patch

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i can't believe how janky it has gotten. Sure, if you have a project running, i guess it works. But as soon as you need to migrate a board or project over from one instance to another instance, ooh boy. Two different import functions, both not doing what it promises on the box. No easy migration possible, in short.

But again, if you have it running, and no need to move some stuff to a new instance, by all means, go ahead.

But think twice when you're asked to use a new interface, or use the nextgen project type. not worth it.

Royal Navy nuclear submarine captain rapped for letting crew throw shoreside BBQ party

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The RN needs to show Uncle Trump they have good control over their people, as to not create a similar situation as with the skipper of that US aircraft carrier. But by slapping it down in public, they created just that similar situation... What was that effect's name?

As nice as Pai: FCC chairman comes out in favour of Ligado Networks' 5G proposal, despite criticism from airlines and military

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William Barr and Pai worked together at Verizon. Barr worked for a legal company that represented Lightsquared, now known as Ligado. So while DOJ may have objections, Barr will overrule those objections and push this through. Simple as that.

Suspicious senate stock sale spurt spurs scrutiny scheme: This website tracks which shares US senators are unloading mid-pandemic

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Re: It Never Rains but IT Pours Deep Drowning Pools of Information/Raging Torrents of Intelligence.

Well at least amanfromMars1 is still among us. I will rest easy tonight.

From Amanda Holden to petrol-filled water guns: It has been a weird week for 5G

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Unhappy

So many comments possible on this story...

- monty python's 'She's a witch' while have a 5G mast on the scale

- can we do Woody Harrelson next? He's showing similar confuddlement

- or how about Dr. Naomi Wolf

Microsoft corrects '775 per cent cloud usage surge' claim: Big number only applied to Teams and only in Italy

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Re: Aside from the surge...

Am using the underlying sharepoint UI for file movement, and teams UI only for chats. Yes, very annoying.

PC owners borg into the most powerful computer the world has ever known – all in the search for coronavirus cure

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Re: Very worthy

weird though - team #250966, right? When looking at the team's members, don't see my handle :-/

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Re: Very worthy

Done.

What happens when the maintainer of a JS library downloaded 26m times a week goes to prison for killing someone with a motorbike? Core-js just found out

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Re: Zloirock

Wibble?

Things I learned from Y2K (pt 87): How to swap a mainframe for Microsoft Access

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Clarion...

The BlackBerry in your junk drawer is now a collectors' item: TCL says no more new keyboard-clad phones

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Re: A somewhat obscure alternative

While the hub on BB10 was great, i still think the Hub on android is ok. better than having to deal with separate inboxes, etc.

Are you using the Hub+ (Blackberry's Android version of the hub) on the Titan?

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Nice. I did read a review on the FXtec that says i can use shortcuts on the physical keys. Yes, please, more of that.

Has anyone read about that having that capability on the Unihertz Titan? I do like that format better than the landscape slider (reminds me of an old AT&T phone i used to have, can't remember the name)

Also, would you be able to run the Blackberry apps on that machine, to make it behave more like the Passport or the KeyOne/Key2 ?

And then then killer question... would Verizon allow this phone on their network.

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How are the bolds still working? 3G, and still have native apps? I had to drop my Passport, due to android getting older and some banking apps no longer being supported... And the KeyOne is getting long in the tooth as well. Finding a Key2 here that works / is approved on Verizon is difficult...

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Better yet - beginning of the mope era.

Am disappointed no new physical keyboard phones have been released past the Key2 / Key2LE :-(

I'll be moping until one returns, and very reluctantly will be using some other phone :-(

Image-rec startup for cops, Feds can probably identify you from 3 billion pics it's scraped from Facebook, YouTube etc

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Devil

Remember Peter "Kill all Gawker b/c mah privacy" Thiel? Meet the financial backer behind Clearview.

Whirlybird-driving infosec boss fined after ranty Blackpool Airport air traffic control antics

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Angel

"Excuse me! Excuse me! I couldn't help but notice, i'm considerably richer than you!"

The Nokia 3.2 is a phone your nan will love: One camera's more than enough, darling

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Unhappy

Re: "longevity ... guaranteeing two years of software updates and upgrades"

Nope. StrandHogg is real.

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Unhappy

Re: "longevity ... guaranteeing two years of software updates and upgrades"

In the US the Chase banking app also caused problems. My Blackberry Passport was working fine, until Chase said 'nu-uh, not on this Android'. So i got a KeyOne, which is now also out of luck on Android updates.

So yeah, that StrandHogg thing - reality. Got infected with that (sympton was that i saw an app named 'Apps' that would reappear after deleting and rebooting the phone).

Had to wipe clean my handset to get rid of it :-(

And absolutely no idea what site i visited to get it infected.

I've had it with these motherflipping eggs on this motherflipping train

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Re: Legality

Earlier this week in San Francisco a person was arrested for eating a breakfast sammich while standing on the platform waiting for a train.

I'm still not that Gary, says US email mixup bloke who hasn't even seen Dartford Crossing

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Re: TV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVGVXPuO3xQ

Remember the Uber self-driving car that killed a woman crossing the street? The AI had no clue about jaywalkers

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Re: Surely

Coffee & Cars...

Breaking, literally: Microsoft's fix for CPU-hogging Windows bug wrecks desktop search

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Anecdotal: BSODs and bricked laptops

Anecdotal, and havent found a pattern yet: a number of laptops that received one or more of the latest updates are now bricked. Apparently during the upgrade a BSOD happened, and somehow killed something important, thus the user no longer able to reboot, safe mode, etc. and undo the latest installs.

I've put updating my laptop on hold for a month, until i hear/read about the all-clear...

Finally! A solution to 42 – the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything

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Unhappy

Re: Disturbing

Chipmunks over here :-(

Look, we know it feels like everything's going off the rails right now, but think positive: The proton has a new radius

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Coat

I know i have to deal with a Lamb shift, on my grill, to prevent it from overcooking... Hmmm... Lamb.

Back to school with El Reg - how about a chunky Lenovo for the student in your life?

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Re: Better off with a secondhand X series

I like the XJ220 better. More than enough for the school commute, i'm sure.

My god, it's full of tsars: A gun-toting Russian humanoid robot is on its way to the International Space Station

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Happy

Re: Fedor...

bidi bidi bidi you're not a looker yourself!

Science and engineering hit worst as Euroboffins do a little Brexit of their own from British universities

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Re: ICL..?

Probably just a metrics vs imperial miscalculation.

With more hints dropped online on how to exploit BlueKeep, you've patched that Windows RDP flaw, right?

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Headmaster

Re: If only

Asses. Heh heh.

Must watch: GE's smart light bulb reset process is a masterpiece... of modern techno-insanity

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Re: Good reason

But what if that enable-reset switch should have to be reset? i'm sure these switches are not of the simplest of designs... because... Budget?

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Devil

This is the lightbulb we deserve.

Could you just pop into the network room and check- hello? The Away Team. They're... gone

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Alert

Re: Ever teleported a team into peril or heard something go boom on a conference call?

The closest I got to something remotely similar was while doing a software training of a new customer in Kuwait. About a month or so before the second Iraq war. Air raid sirens went off. Attendees all laughed, saying 'yeah, normal, just exercises or prep for when it really happens. it would have been announced in the local newspapers.'

That was my code brown moment :-)

Introducing 'freedom gas' – a bit like the 2003 deep-fried potato variety, only even worse for you

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Re: Also...

"I'm going to tell Mum!"

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I heard the whale song...

but only snippets here and there, because of the underwater airguns used by the drilling industry to look for more of that freedomgas!

Boeing admits 737 Max sims didn't accurately reproduce what flying without MCAS was like

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If it was implemented as the plane's software was designed, would this have happened?

"The plane did what during your last simulated flight? Nah, must be a bug in the simulation software."

Veteran vulture Andrew Orlowski is offski after 19 years at The Register

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Re: Who will fly the Blackberry flag now??

Will be there, shoulder to shoulder.

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Re: I agreed with you on almost nothing ....

nice one :-)

A copy-paste of Europe and a '5G' hotel: El Reg's Adventures in Huawei Land were fairly wacky

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Holmes

I would not be surprised...

if there are one-way mirrors in each room to observe how the "guest" is operating all the gear during his or her stay.

Our Skyborg (actual US govt program) will be just like IBM Watson, beams Air Force bod

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IBM Watson... As long as they forget about having to communicate via Lotus Notes ;-)

WWW = Woeful, er, winternet wendering? CERN browser rebuilt after 30 years barely recognizes modern web

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Re: And the content has not improved since then.

Two tin cans, length of string, and a person at either end with a very good memory. If you have multiple people at either end willing to sit in, you can customize the voice a bit.

I see a new market emerge...

'Occult' text from Buffy The Vampire Slayer ep actually just story about new bus lane in Dublin

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Re: Surprised Gaelic speaking people haven't pointed this out

I'll get my coat, hiding that box of Lucky Charms...

Techie in need of a doorstop picks up 'chunk of metal' – only to find out it's rather pricey

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"Tungsten Carbide drills?! What the hell are Tungsten Carbide drills?!"

Return of the audio format wars and other money-making scams

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Re: If you're looking for a challenge...

Woooollfiieeee!

Dratted hipster UX designers stole my corporate app

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Happy

Was waiting for these comments, leaving satisfied.

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