What Virgin meant to say was...
"Advanced Network Error Search
Our advanced network error search helps us make money from you even more quickly.
You all make mistakes when you type in website addresses, because, quite frankly, you're all morons. Perhaps you miss a few letters, or the website doesn't exist any longer. Well that's good news for us! If an address you enter doesn't locate a site, this handy feature will convert the incorrect address into even more money for us, so instead of an error message you will get a list of our highest-paying advertisers, plus some completely useless additional unrelated links.
The advanced network error search is currently switched OFF.
To change your selection, use the buttons below:
Yes - I would like Virgin Media to take the piss out of me even more than they do already
No - I would like the internet to work in the way it was intended, complying with net standards and not breaking programs that I may use which need the internet to function properly."
Paris - because she'll do anything for money too.