* Posts by Ian Sawyer 1

13 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Jul 2009

Which qualifications are worthwhile?

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If you plan to work on the Helldesk then the first thing you need to do is de-evolve a few thousand years until your knuckles touch the floor. Then you will fit right in with the majority of Helldesk fools...

Man found guilty of battery after ejaculating in co-worker's drink

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It wont be manbattery it will be manfattery

Dead baby taunting troll feels wrath of law

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I'm a troll

You lot are a bunch of arse munching fuckwitts. You are all turd burgalars with as much nouse as a cheeseburger. Your family tree is a stump and you take it up the Garry frequently.

Bring it on....

Confessions of a sysadmin

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Your an amateur

Boobquake fails to destroy planet

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Hmmm those jubblies made my desk quake

Who does the helpdesk really help?

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Who does the helpdesk really help?

No one. They are a a bunch of de-evolved nuggets who don't know their arse from their elbows

How's your desktop support service desk looking?

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Helpdesk fools

Helpdesk personnel are in most cases worse than users. They pass jobs onto 2nd line without even attempting any 1st line support. They are a breed of there own and comparable to pond slime.

At least the users have an excuse. They do not work in IT.

Helpdesk Heroes or unappreciated geeks?

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Helpdesk fools

That makes me laugh. Our helpdesk is retarded compared to the users. They do no first line and may as well be call loggers. I can tolerate this from users who have a good excuse for being thick but I cannot take it from a so called IT professional. I have never come across a helpdesk that knows its arse from its elbow. You only need to ring any major ISP (BT, Virgin etc) to realise you have to de-evolve a couple of thousand years and scrape your knuckles on the floor as you walk to be considered an ideal candidate for a helpdesk engineer.

PunterNet thanks Harriet for massive upswing

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Get the bint out there and on her back for a day. Mind you would you?

It gets on my tits all this bollox about women being exploited. If anyone is, it is us blokes

that have to pay £50 odd a go. When you walk out of the place with an empty sack and an empty wallet it sure don't feel like the whore that is being exploited...

Trucker prangs rig while cracking one off

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Mrs Palm and her 5 lovely daughters

What a wanker

Gamers gun down Half-Life

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Sceptic Tanks

Why bother with the game just give me those yanks a gun and some ammo

and i'd have more fun than playing any video game.

They are just too enthusiastic for my liking. Those stupid games you used to get in seaside arcades where you get a little rifle and some video footage to shoot at has more going for it than this bunch of dimwits.

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What a load of old bollox. I'd like to use a real gun on those twats.

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Come and get it

I have been trying to find a use for my baby gravy for years now other than wiping it off my chest

with black sock. Glad to hear these lezzers may need it though as I always seem to have a sock shortage. It's true some sister fisters are right bull dyke munters that look more like Arthur Mallard

than some hot totty, but then you do get the odd todger dodger that is a proper lipstick lezzer that strangely enough gets turned on by the likes of Arthur. Anyways i'm willing to take my chances with the Swedish carpet munchers any day. At the end of the day a hole is a hole. As long as there is a little heat in there i'm happy