Posts by DI_Wyman

Michigan man in DIY rocket sled explosion

Failed..

.....to get a Darwin Award!

Let's hope he has another go!

:-)

Hong Kong Taoist masters still hard at it

Damn

.....there goes my #2 plan down the dunny!

Remote tribe discovered worshipping iPad

One word...

'kin BRIL!

OK I know it's two words but WTF?

Microsoft 'offered sex and drugs to distributors'

Sob

I didn't get an invite.

California school pulls 'oral sex' dictionary

Well give me a Monica!

Surely little Jonnie or Sally could go home, log on and browse for the meaning of the naughty words AND probably get images!

Better to educate in the classroom than round the back of the bike sheds of a lunchtime?

Airships can defeat roadside bombers, says ex-US officer

At 60,000 feet watching everything

Above / in clouds and in the dark?

yer 'avin' a larf!

E-book readers attract unwanted VAT

@Sorry, but...

You are not rail commuter in the UK then!

Keep space station past 2015, pleads ESA chief

Tim Peake

"He was among the top candidates even if he is a Brit," said Dordain

WTF?

So smarty pants 'Jean-Jacques Dordain'....where do the best candidates come from then?

Pull the pin on this one and sit on it!

Yorkshire lass eBays cheating boyf's Xmas prezzies

New BBC series...

...going for thong?

Paris? Because she would never be seen in less!

US mum calls 911 over Grand Theft Auto

Have..

the good parents of Boston forgotten how to give a stroppy kid a good slapping?

TfL deploys privacy-busting voyeurcam

I can't..

...believe the state of that bed, is it Tracy Emin's?

BOFH: Key performance undertakers

Simon!

Have a Very Merry BOFH Christmas!

Angels can't fly: Official

I bet...

Santa is stuffed as well!

UK Border Agency delights with festive e-card

Must be working...

..ok as the number one dialect in our UK base warehouse is eastern european!

Swedish bankers punt webcam smut to kiddies

Wot?

No hyperlink to it!

Space 2010 - the future is fantastic!

What?

No mission on April the 1st to study Uranus?

Senior IT workers caught in bank bonus tax crossfire

WTF..

..is a bonus? We used to have a productivity bonus scheme until our productivity hit the ceiling and then it was chopped. Next we had a good attendance bonus but that was chopped when the mamagement discovered 99.9% of employees were already good attendees! So in harmony with the other contributors...don't expect a bonus if you work in the FS.

RAF's new military airlifter finally lumbers into the air

I blame..

..Frank Whittle for this! If it wasn't for him and his jet engine witchcraft we would all still be perfectly happy with the likes of the Avro York, the Douglas Dakota and Handley Page Hastings!

'Doctor Dark Energy': The Ultimate LHC eccentric?

Can we...

...hold off firing up the LHC 'till Monday as I am on a 'promise' with the missus this weekend!

Why Paris, just in case the wife has a headache.

Catholics slam PETA nude adopt-a-mutt poster

What a shame..

.......no sign of any beaver!

Paris? probably nice beaver!

LHC knocked out by ANOTHER power failure

Sarnie?

Anyone seen my cheese and pickle sarnie?

Dragon Age: Origins game in gay sex scene shock

Screw the dog....

..I'm going straight for the sheep!

Billionaire floats eco dream on sailing soda bottles

4 x 4?

LOL, or at least strong enough to be run over by a Land Rover sport utility vehicle.

Just how many sea worthy Land Rovers are there?

Collisions at LHC! Tevatron record to be broken soon?

God particle"/Higgs boson thingy

I had three pints of Tenants extra and a Chicken Vindaloo at lunchtime so I may have just flushed it down the bog.

So that's why..

......my 2 minute egg was totally hard boiled this morning!

IE bug leaks private details from 50m PDF files

Residing on users' C drives....

....thank the Lord I use my 'E' drive.

Earth set for annual Leonid shower

Odds on..

...it will be hissing down. So I'll watch the re run on the TV.

BOFH: Slab happy

Nice..

Top stuff Simon!

Spanish region teaches kids how to crack one off

Download?

Is it available to download in pdf format?

:-)

Dirty, dirty PCs: The X-rated picture guide

Fluffy!

I may be wrong but aren't a lot of those Dell, so does that mean Dell really suck?

Quickening satellite quickens pulses at ESA

Speed..

Thats been happening to me for years. It takes me 1/2 and hour to travel to work but usually only 20 minutes to get home via the same route.

You too can become a Taoist Mao Shan master

Nice work if you can get it!

re the Chinese truck.

Do I have to load it up with sacks of rice?

Large Hadron Collider scuttled by birdy baguette-bomber

Baguette-bombing buzzards?

@ Steve X

Please pay attention!

It was our Lizard overlords wot caused it.

X-rays beat computer as best invention ever

Dough!

And sliced bread didn't even get a mention.

Whitehall plans 'White Noise' phone network collapse

GPO

Bring back the manual switchboards and Strowger switches I say!

DARPA seeks orbital wheely-bin plan

Not more bloody wheely-bins!

Perhaps that nice Mr Dyson should be involved init?

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News?

I couldn't really give a toss!

iPod fingered in car inferno

Saab?

Surely the ONLY good Saab is the Gripen?

Fujifilm confirms 'world's first' 3D stills and films compact

Magic!

You can just imagine the work place conversations after a Lads weekend.."Will you just look at the jugs on that"

MoD sticks with 'most decrepit browser in the world'

So 20th Century

So the good old MOD is sticking to IE6?

Perhaps they would also be happy providing our Armed Forses with sailing ships, Sopwith Camels and the good old Lee Enfield .303?

Feminist org declines nude calendar cash

Bless Her!

I bet that Jacqui Kelly is real joy to be with on a girls night out!

EU privacy watchdog warns on transport monitoring

Tracking

Why not just implant an RFID chip in world+dog and get it over with!