* Posts by Amazon Wageslave

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Cornish cow plucked from jaws of death by Navy chopper

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Pint

why not?

The RN and RAF search and rescue units exist to deal with military emergencies- plane crashes and so on. It makes sense for them to aid civvies when the crews would otherwise be doing training flights. A bit of extra live practice for the crews, civvies get help. We'd be paying the running costs of the whirlybirds anyway.

Beer, for the crew. Good job fellas.

Bin Laden corpse pics will be malware, says FBI

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FAIL

numpty

Perhaps you should take your time instead AC; the FBI wanted OBL for the embassy bombings in 1998. Not the '93 WTC attack. Why? Because the FBI had investigated both embassy bombings and produced a strong enough case to indict OBL. Revealing the results of 9/11 investigations made no sense; it risked giving away information on an active manhunt.

But hey, you're a truther (or are you "just asking questions"), so facts and evidence aren't terribly important to you.

Calling all readers: Want some new icons?

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Welcome

I for one welcome our icon-modifying overlords

How about good/evil Amazon? I would suggest Jeff Bezos, but despite working here for 5 years I don't have a clue what he looks like.

And on the subject of improving el Reg even more, any chance of moving the "back to the forum" link on the up/down vote page? Using a netbook means scrolling down past the comment to get to the link; it'd be nice if it was beside the "we're glad you liked this post" text. Pretty please?

Using the browser back button means the thumbs up/down isn't updated unless you refresh the page.

Irish cop child abuse image plan attracts data protection ire

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unintended consequences are a bitch...

AC, clearly thinking isn't your strong suit. Decisions have unintended consequences: in the 80s and 90s there was a wave of "Satanic Ritual Abuse" cases. Children were taken from their parents on the basis of extremely flimsy "evidence" of abuse. So what I hear you say? Better the social workers erred on the side of caution, "if it saves one child..."

Well here's the thing. At least one of those children was abused by a medical professional while IN CARE. That's right, a decision made in the child's best interests ultimately harmed them.

Asda slashes Samsung tablet price

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FAIL

there are these really cool things called hyperlinks...

Or you could have a look at the Asda link in the article. And see the price is £299.

Bad Belgian busted by kinky iTunes openness

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Joke

Belgium

"What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids."

From In Bruges

Overzealous anti-paedo scheme not dead yet

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Your last point is untrue

"Why do you think paramedics, the Red Cross people etc ALWAYS go by pairs, at least? Witnesses."

Dunno about Red Cross, but there are plenty of paramedics/EMTs working solo in the UK. They work as First Responders, in cars or sometimes on motorbikes.

US may disable all in-car mobile phones

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Headmaster

third time's the charm

I think you both meant *exercise*.

protip: if you're going to be a smartarse, make sure you are actually smart. Otherwise, you're just an arse.

Great Scot! Wi-Fi on the Glasgow Subway

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Pint

pure dead brilliant

'Ats pure quality man bye 'eh way.

Flakey scales brand Commonwealth boxers bunch of blobs

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you're talking mince

the weight plate will almost certainly be competition certified, which requires a very high level of accuracy.

So no, there's no way a 50Kg plate weighed 51.4Kg.

Canada prostitution laws pulverised: politicians apoplectic

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are you using your head to store old rags?

"Have you ever noticed that many fictional prostitution stories are about a "happy hooker", but most news stories about prostitution involve gangs, enforced-poverty, slavery, under-age sex, abuse, drug-taking or people-trafficing?"

Sounds like the status quo is doing a grand job of protecting people. Could it be that when aspects of an activity are illegal, criminals start running these activities? whodathunkit?

Fucknuts.

Burglars used social network status updates to select victims

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Terminator

not that hard

With a name and a town it's relatively straightforward to get an address using the phone book or directory inquiries. Even if there's a few possibles, it doesn't take much to drive past and see which house is unoccupied. Hell, if the victims had posted their holiday plans on FB, there's a good chance they also posted pics of their home, car or other distinguishing information (the really nice coffee shop down the road, the park across the street they walk the dog in, the annoying railway line behind their garden.)

T-800 'coz he knows how to find a target using the phone book.

Monster Afghan spy airship to feature quad drinking straws

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lack of understanding of the likely employment

The yanks have already used balloons in Iraq/Afghanistan. They were/are tethered above bases with sensor rigs as a force protection measure; spotting mortar firing points and suchlike. This looks like an enhancement of that idea, and I seriously doubt the intention is to fly them around the battlespace.

Grenade, 'coz it's dead warry innit?

British Airways sorry for 'landing on water' nonsense

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Boffin

it actually makes some sense

In a real emergency, the crew would be rather busy. So a pre-recorded message would lighten their taskload. The canned message would also be clear and intelligible. Something that may not be true if it were performed by a captain battling simultaneously to keep the plane airborne and issuing commands on a flight deck with alarms sounding.

Hitachi hides Magic Wand vibrator under a bushel

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Pirate

not the g spot

If you're using the magic wand for g spot stimulation... you're doing it wrong.

Jolly Roger, because that's what you can have when using it properly.

Ex-MI6 officer admits attempt to sell secrets

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FAIL

err, no

You don't think MI5 actually handed him a case with £900K, and let him keep it when he was arrested minutes later do you?

And they didn't "entice him... and he caved in". The Dutch spooks tipped them off, after he contacted them offering to sell information.

Beeb sacks teaboy, hires Press Association

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Robert Peston's just fucking with El Reg now, isn't he?

Still, it made me laugh out loud. Which is more than can be said for most of the Beeb's "comedy" output.

Brighton goes Green

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Joke

This result won’t set the world on fire

"This result won’t set the world on fire..."

Well quite. The Greens are rather down on burning stuff; bad for the carbon footprint dontchaknow.

Greenock pensioners cuffed for Tesco 'sex romp'

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Coat

Unsurprising

It is Greenock; there's not an awful lot to do here.

Still. every little helps...

Manchester united against ID cards, ID minister finds

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Delightfully snarky article, nice one John

"This grassroots, reach-out web chat was an enormous success in turning round public opinion using just reasoned argument - think Peel's speech on the Corn Laws. The online poll carried out by the paper, clearly not astro-turfed by any special interest group, found four per cent of respondents were in favour of the cards against 96 per cent of people who were against it."

Made me giggle. Keep up the good work El Reg and NO2ID, not long till we get rid of this shower of eejits at Westminster. Admittedly, they'll be replaced by other eejits, but you can't always get what you want.

Combat games disrespect war laws, report claims

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Grenade

cherry-picking

If you look at the list of games, it includes 24 and Splinter Cell: Double Agent. Neither of which are war games. Presumably they were included to tick the "interrogation" box. Methinks the bods behind this "research" were interested in getting a good PR piece rather than anything constructive.

And that's ignoring the fact that *it's just a game.* Oy vey.

Bono serenades fellow fader, Bill Gates

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Flame

Re: Why so much Bono hate?

Because a multi-millionaire tax-avoiding celeb who lectures people about poverty is a twat.

For the record, I am a big U2 fan (not their last album though), and when I met Bono a few years ago he was a lovely bloke.

Amazon eyes wander as Royal Mail strike looms

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RM going downhill fast

Our General Manager said that when we opened, 95% of our deliveries were carried out by RM. It's now significantly less than 50% and dropping fast. The last time the posties threw a strop we used other carriers on a temporary basis. They did such a good job that we renewed their contract and told RM to get to.

US tactical bot has no taste for humans

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Terminator

rather amusing denial

“We completely understand the public’s concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission."

That's almost as good as Major Mike Shearer: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."

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