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Posts by Lockwood
422 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jul 2009
Hundreds of Mr A N OTHERs discovered on payrolls
City slickers get another 5 years of free Wi-Fi
Valve chief says Apple will own your living room
Sony Ericsson Xperia Mini Pro Qwerty Android smartphone
UK patent office spawns free search site
Smut oglers told to opt in to keep web filth flowing
October 14 declared 'Steve Jobs Day'
Amazon revamps E Ink Kindle line
Star Trek TNG revamped for Blu-ray in 2012
Star Trek DVD boxsets were prohibitively expensive, even second hand they can go for as much as £15, compared to the £5 <other tv show> boxset next to them.
Ok, they did have the funky plastic bump case.
The TOS movie BluRay was even worse costwise when it came out.
I think these TNG BluRays will, if history guides us, not have that many units sold...
Mozilla forces Firefox 7 on memory diet
Apple loses bid to trademark 'multi-touch'
.Scot campaign seeks UK Gov backing
Apple staff in UK told to cancel holiday in early October
Booze giant's Facebook tie-up sparks ad concerns
Capital gets trendy address: .London on its way
So, we can have transport companies with non .gov.uk addresses?
transport.london, tube.london, rather that www.tfl.gov.uk/tube etc? Awesome!
Outer London will have problems. wimbledontennis.london? IIRC, Wimbledon is technically Surrey, not London.
heathrow.london or heathrow.middx?
These gTLDs are going to be a typing nightmare.
Though, I'd like to see a .cmo and .coom gTLD
CPU cycles for stars: theSkyNet wants your sandbox
Parliament has no time for 100,000+ signature e-petitions
Sun rises over .xxx smut domain
HP pops out all-in-one biz boxes
Touchscreen in the office
I developed touch screen customer facing applications a while back. I made use of the screen to develop on.
I got myself a TC1100 (Remember the tablet hybrid that they stopped making in 2005, a whole 5 years before Apple invented the tablet?) over a normal laptop in order to have the touch capability.
You can do a lot more natural testing of customer facing touchscreen applications when you are actively developing and testing on one!
Hurry up with webcams in courts, says Sky News boss
Hmm
On one side, it makes the public gallery bigger.
On the other side:
Coming up next on ITV-2: Judges: behind the wig, where we show what the courts don't want you to see
OR
Text GUILTY or NOT GUILTY to 61234, messages cost £1 or call 0906 123 0001 for Guilty, 0906 123 0002 for Not Guilty, calls cast 50p a minute from a BT line, mobiles and other operators may vary. Calls last 2 minutes.
Secret list of celebrity .xxx domains removed from market
Apple after Steve Jobs is still Steve Jobs' Apple
Ofcom mulls smackdown for rogue religious TV channel
Why so serious?
They'd probably be allowed to advertise it through the appropriate means:
Pharmaceutical publications/journals
Promotional materials to hospitals
Indirectly through news: "News just in, Glaxosmithkline have announced that they have finally discovered the cure for cancer..."
Television adverts? Probably not.
Before the huge "ZOMG" crowd start, how often are serious medications advertised on the TV?
You get adverts for various over the counter drugs, but I can't remember the last time I saw an advert for "Insulex! Instead of your normal Insulin, take Insulex! Insulex, for all your diabetic needs! Call 0906 342 2383 (0906 DIA BETE) for your free sample now!"
In the same way, I can't imagine the cancer cure drug being advertised in such a way.
Oxford adds woot! to dictionary
Google+ bans real name under ‘Real Names’ policy
Facebook wannabe rioters cop large helpings of porridge
Titles? Where we're going, we won't need... titles.
First rule of doing bad things: Get other people to do it for you.
"I'll be at McDonalds to start the bad time rolling."
"Meet at McDonalds and get stuff rolling, I'll join you later."
One of these leads to you getting your collar felt as soon as you arrive.
The other has you sat nice and warm in your control centre and you can do a nice safe pass by to see if it'll be safe to join in.
Disclaimer: Thinking about this from a purely tactical/strategic point of view rather than an "I'm a rioter" pov.
Facebook flashplodder to appeal against 4-yr cooler stint
Mozilla strokes coders with Firefox 6
Yep.
"Years ago, we didn't have the resources. Today, I argue, we shouldn't care even if we do have the resources because of the cost benefit trade. A minute spent making a corporate user happy can better be spent making many regular users happy. I'd much rather Mozilla spending its limited resources looking out for the billions of users that don't have enterprise support systems already taking care of them."
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/06/24/microsoft_attacks_mozilla_on_enterprise/
I'm confused
Anti-anything-Microsoft guy: "ZOMG. Windows 8? Windows 7 only came out fairly recently and not much after Vista. Blawww. Too many versions too soon"
Anti-anything-Microsoft guy: "WOW! Firefox has a new version! IE updates are so infrequent! They keep updating and it's so cooooool!!!"
It's just so that they can have v50 in 5 1/2 years time. (one release every 6 weeks is around 8 a year, 44 versions to go...)
Cops arrest man over phone-hacking, police corruption claims
Arrested by appointment
I still find it funny when you have the news stories about people having an appointment at the Police station, whereupon they get arrested.
Whilst it is nothing like as dramatic as "Metropolitan Police storm Coulson's house, Coulson arrested after Taser discharge", it certainly feels a lot more British!
The only thing missing to make it the ultimate British experience is if it were a mass arrest, and you had five suspects all in the waiting room in an orderly queue waiting for their turn to be arrested.
(see http://forums.theregister.co.uk/post/1114982)
14 arrested in crackdown targeting Anonymous
Captain Kirk's Google+ account gets zapped
Hundreds of dot-brand domains predicted
Coulson arrested
Do you have an appointment?
I always find it funny when you have the news stories about people having an appointment at the Police station, whereupon they get arrested.
Whilst it is nothing like as dramatic as "Metropolitan Police storm Coulson's house, Coulson arrested after Taser discharge", it certainly feels a lot more British!
The only thing missing to make it the ultimate British experience is if it were a mass arrest, and you had five suspects all in the waiting room in an orderly queue waiting for their turn to be arrested.
UK will obey Euro unisex-insurance rules from 2013
About time!
I know someone who's a professional driver, and his sister who had two own-fault writeoffs in a year gets to pay less insurance, simple due to possesion of breasts!
I've always argued that Diamond/Sheila's Wheels should not be allowed to exist: Insurance "for women only". If I made "Bob's Wheels" for men only, the feminist movement would go crazy!
It's about time that insurance across this board stopped looking at generic statistics and started to look at individual factors more.