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Senators to NASA: Get your ass to Mars

Wednesday 3rd March 2010 15:29 GMT the real jacob

nonsense

I have health care because I got off my ass and got a job. I would much rather see a few guys looking for green women on mars than spend a single penny on shite health care for a bunch of lazy jackoffs that can't be bothered to try for themselves.

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Microsoft 'offered sex and drugs to distributors'

Wednesday 27th January 2010 19:03 GMT the real jacob

so...

how do I sign up to be a MS distributor?

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Lawyers pursue banned Xbox Live gamers

Friday 20th November 2009 16:32 GMT the real jacob

Ambulance chaser with a weak stomach

so he's chasing petty modders instead.

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Activision denies Modern Warfare 2 Russian ban

Tuesday 17th November 2009 16:45 GMT the real jacob

it was ok...

just a leisurely stroll through an airport with a machine gun... pretty fun actually.

grenade for exploding civies obviously.

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Mozilla plans to tie Firefox 3.7 pigtails in pretty Ribbon

Thursday 24th September 2009 00:50 GMT the real jacob

of all the UI features to mimic...

...why pick the one everyone hates?

Is there a "this sucks, I want my fecking menu back" mode?

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Google urges developers to get in loop with Noop

Friday 18th September 2009 00:18 GMT the real jacob

When I saw Noop

I thought, "No way I would use that, it couldn't sound more ridiculous". Then I saw the proper noh-awp pronunciation... and it sounds more ridiculous.

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