Posts by Zulon

Brazilian physicists boycott Dell

Alternatively.....

Just lie!

China slaps ban on reincarnation

reincarnation......

in Second Life perhaps? Not that SL has any plans for taking on the Chinese government.....

Restored Dam Busters fly again

Re: National Anthem...

If you ever go to Bombay - you will be subjected to a national anthem at the begining of every screening ...of every movie......by law!

Stolen satnav guides thieves to owner's home

This is all too simple....

How about programming "Home" as "Home" and installing an RFID kill switch in the car. When the car approaches said "home", RFID kills engine (and/or the low life behind the wheel). ....

Google Adwords dive-bombed by American Airlines

RI "AA"

Let them sue each other to Kingdom come....

Second Life will dwarf the web in ten years

So this is how....

the world ends ..as the future SL server farms overheat and ignite the oxygen in the air.

In an alternative reality(sic), SL related rage leads 2 million to destroy SL ..chip-by-chip.....thereby returning the world to the relative safety of Google.....

Book publisher steals Google laptops

Raiders of the Lost Bookmark...

This is a completely new trend in the Publishers v/s Google battle... now for every page of copyrighted material that Google makes available for "our" collective reading pleasure, the companies will pinch a server? from the google server farm? What about dead authors? Will they pinch defunct servers / Win98 laptops? There is scope for a parallel economy here!

Dutch students brew up powdered alcohol hit

Airline

I wonder how the Airlines will take to this... can you now carry booze as its not liquid? (Assuming that the powder is not "white".....)

Paris takes on Ubuntu in techno celebrity clash

Ready for self rule???

..thats a unique rationale for continuation of (Brit) colonies...however, now we happen to know that you are no longer capable of running your country. So we, your former co-subjects, will do it for you, for a fee. When you are capable and competent, we will send the (outsourced) jobs back. And do be greatful to the Yanks, they saved your arse from being Germanised.