Posts by compsciguy

Apple tablet will 'redefine print,' says rumor mill

Phone calls

"While it's difficult to imagine holding a 10.7-inch table up to one's ear to make a phone call, Bluetooth could enable such usage."

So could adding a camera and a builtin mic.

Inmate 'fesses to prison computer hack

His next computer...

Shouldn't even have Minesweeper, let alone internet access!

Somebody didn't do a very good job locking that computer down, either. Hence the icon.

AMD Eyefinity promises 'six panel, one GPU' gaming

Google it? No way!

"Does no one in AMD's marketing department use Google?"

Nope. They Binged it.

El Reg to launch space paper plane

@ /dev/me

Or better yet, make it from pinfeed paper!

Dutch spam suspect fined €250K

I know another way to make them stop...

Just use this:

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World's oldest mum pops clogs

@Arnold

Not to mention the problems that boys can have when they grow up with no father figure.