* Posts by stefan 5

26 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Jul 2009

Git365. Git for Teams. Quatermass and the Git Pit. GitHub simply won't do now Microsoft has it

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Just call it GitOut once they have it

The Apple Watch: Throbbing strap-on with a knurled knob

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So basically after many pages we all find out what we knew anyway. That its a piece of overpriced cr@p designed for hipsters and idiots with money to burn and no braincells. Less functions then a 1980s calculator.

Microsoft wants LAMP for wireless mobe charger

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Ummm il just plug it in thanks. what a load of crap

El Reg Redesign - leave your comment here.

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How many people have to tell you its utter sh!t before you will listen. im not using this site anymore untill its changed. by not changing it your showing just how much of an arrogant prat you are. People are visit the site everyday should be listened to not some stupid little hipster pratting with the site and messing it around.

Twitter swallows BEHAVIOURAL AD firm TapCommerce

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Shove your stinking dirty ads where the sun will never shine.

Who fancies a billion-quid bonanza? Just flog the Home Office some shiny walkie-talkies

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Whats wrong with tetra? works doesn't it? Cant see the problem

Hackers squeeze through DVR hole, break into CCTV cameras

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been going on for years

Its like the story was cut and paste from 10 years ago.

BT to fibre up another 98 exchanges, puffs 'FTTP on demand' offer

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Same here in Kings Lynn. same crap speed adsl for years and the promise of fiber that never comes.

Status: Up

Downstream Rate: 5958 kbps

Upstream Rate: 796 kbps

the joy

Dish Networks locks horns with broadcasters over ad skipping

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~American have soooooo many more adverts.

Every time i goto america i want to pull my hair out at there tv. non stop adverts and ad breaks every 10 minutes. Dam rite skipping should be auto.

Microsoft takes on Spotify with sound of Woodstock

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burn it.... burn it with fire

iPhone tethering app uses HTML5 to defeat Apple's censors

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iv been using [mywi] on my iphone for years to tether it and make a wifi AP.

So this is nothing new.

Demon Currys iPad showered kids with HARD-CORE smut

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crying for days??? gice me a break

what a load of tosh

Windows 8 aims to make security updates less painful

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Hell no

How about p1ss off its my computer and il restart it when i feel like it.

Australian bank to run trial with human teller in ATM

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Most stupid thing i have ever heard.

Thanks for making me laugh today.

Videogames caused riots says plod

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complete and utter rubbish

Hunt splashes £56.9m broadband cash on Wales

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shut up

Oh do shut up you pleb. why should anybody have to move to get faster broadband?

Amazon cloud still on fritz after 36 hours

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anybody whos lost data or lost websites e.t.c whatever.. serves you rite for being ignorant and using it in the first place. Cloud computing. what a bloody joke.

Named: Ten towns with slowest mobile broadband

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Try coming to a town like kings lynn. then you will find the meaning of SLOW mobile broadband. utter tosh

Net boffins plot password alternatives

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Il keep my passwords thanks. They can shove there capcha where the sun dont shine. Load of utter rubbish. FAIL!!!!!!.

BlackBerry users get free remote wipe, backup and location

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are you blind?

yes iphone done it for a long time but not for FREE. goddam facepalm

Fukushima's toxic legacy: Ignorance and fear

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Your talking rubbish

Its muppets like YOU downplaying this event that get people killed. learn to shut your mouth about things you have no nothing about. So dissopointed by the reg for letting this CRAP be published on this website. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UK a 3D TV nation? Not half

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Give it time.

People will want 3d A. when it comes down in price and B, when you dont have to wear retarded glasses and C. when there newly purchased DH tv sets start to get old,

I like most people are waiting for the 3d tech to arrive and get better.

This should be common sense to anybody.

Motorola's banana-mutilation ad disses iPhone

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iphone is much better.

The iPhone is much better than this piece of cr@p.

The people slating the iPhones are normally the people who either A have never even tried one so have zero idea clue or B cant afford one both of which makes them start ranting about how bad it is and how people who do own them are fan-boys e.t.c. whaaa whaa i haven't got an iPhone so everybody who does sucks whaa whaa..

crybaby fail

Microsoft acted on Opera's modified browser proposal?

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SilverWave duhhhhhhh.

Exactly why should MS be punished for including Internet explorer with windows?.

Did opera build or contribute to the development of windows operating systems? NO. ?

Are opera a whining bunch of muppets who spend there time looking for a free ride to get there pile of garbage browser out there. YES

MS should of just stood its ground and told everybody F U with there middle fingers raised skyward.

Lads from Lagos cut off

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i say leave it broken

no loss.

Net sleuth calls eBay on carpet over shill bidding

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shill bidding is ok.

i shill bid my ebay items and i see no dam problem with it. if i list an item worth a decent amount of money but its only making 99p and nearly ended your dam right il shill up te bid so that it sells for the real price. no way im letting items sell for ridiculous sums of money. if you think your gonna win a 60-70 quid item for 99p then your an idiot ...