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There's the IT angle.
Messy...
*ducks*
BOFH reaches perfection!!
"They called Galileo crazy, they called Einstein crazy, but they also called Bozo the clown crazy"
So much for two-party politics. Who knew the Third candidate always gets in...
Trump is pro-fusion!
By increasing the Density of the US population, soon a mass will accumulate that will collapse into a bright point of fusion energy, as seen in a recent Spiderman documentary.
No more dickheads on the road! (Eventually..)
Now this. Dickhead self-driving cars.
Doh!
@AC- Homer's car will be better.
"I think Poettering is more of a twunt."
he's certainly a hamtoucher!
Perhaps someone could arrange a deal where Poettering meets Hans Reiser, who could be let out of jail 'just for one last job...'
"...it is not a strong enough word for this sort of f*ckwittery."
Twattitude, in this case, then.
"Any other good ideas from the medieval era?"
The Iron Maiden - with Poettering inside it?
p.s. SystemD now has an emoji :- U-1F4A9
What do you mean it's taken?
"Bring back Microsoft Kin, I say!"
Kin-ell! What an idea!!
Evidence that Redmond is the birthplace of Intelligent Design*?
*as in utter bollox...
" I suspect that outside the small bubble that is the Reg - they do fine for pretty much every customer."
MS user forums say the opposite.
What are you on?
" Or do you impose a crippled system on them because you hate them?"
Are you talking to Microsoft here?
How gay does that make TV Kids favourite 'Rainbow', then?
Some people...
"You say that like it's a bad thing."
You say that like you are on the receiving end, not the giving end; I suspect you might change your tune.
"Munich that Linux simply doesn't replace Windows well except for niche uses."
You call them niche uses, the world calls them those-who-are-not-narrow-minded fanbois.
"...someone else's hacked and undocumented spaghetti code"
It works for the mess that is Windows.
None more hacked, none more undocumented.
"Unfortunately most anti-systemd trolls are childish and couldn't code their way out of a paper bag"
Just like the guy that wrote the thing, then?
Idiot.
I'll just leave this here:-
https://devuan.org/
You're welcome.
Since the evolution of the two-ended digestive tract.
Oh wait- that's where it came from!
"If only we knew the two books amanfrommars uses..."
One of them is in Martian...
All hail the Prince of Insufficient Light!
The FBI want them to stop it- it's affecting the NSA's work.
"Just wait until the bombers discover that they have body cavities that can hold stuff."
In dogs...
FTA:- "An expansion of canine screening."
Exploding dogs? A new low.
(I know about WW2... not any better.)
condoning cyber-terrorism, are you (in a mock Yoda voice)
FTFY
"If you did that Otto , then malware writers *would* cater for all systems"
But not all systems are fragile, like Windows.
Pie launcher! Oh Yeah!!
"Well, Dougal, it's like this- "
Or Disney?
"Those aren't bugs, they're features, er, opportunities, er, sales leads, er..."
Cockroaches? Pubic lice?
eww...
Unintelligent design, in the raw!
Over a barrel, pork barrel politics- two sentences...
Don't we need a moon defence base first patrolled by women in purple wigs?
"As usual with him, it's a dick-measuring contest."
And one he can't win. All the biggest dicks are associated with closed source.
Strong and correct and battery and horsehouse...
"Right tit."
I like your signature.
The US already keep us in the dark!
Half the population will probably hail the Rapture.
What a disappointment for them...
"so be careful to stick them somewhere concealable..."
:s/skin/skid/ marks...
"I get a 'brave boy' sticker each time I go to the dentist and it definitely helps!"
Get over it- you are the Dentist, after all!
One man's Goop is another gal's Love Honey...
Isn't that the new Windows logo?
That's why we don't see giants in warfare any more.
'Sorry you weren't home when we tried to deliver. Your package is in the radioactive crater behind the bin.'
Easier solution- when hypoxia strikes, eject.
After half a dozen or so of the expensive flying bricks have cratered, they will start looking into the oxygen problem.
Probably 10c worth of plastic.
"Er, no. It's a job for life."
Abication by execution, eh?
Already on Devuan for my latest; works like a charm!
Shame about the SystemD...
Er, my router, my firewall rules...