5613 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Delicate little flower.
The sticking -out ball type does tend to deter tailgaters- a little.
Aren't IE choosers touchy?
We need to get off and stay off this mudball,or become another evolutionary footnote.
Hopefully, the Accountant will eventually go the way of the Neandertal- who was probably a better bet, future-wise.
Arg! Tree!
0.15 grammes of it.
a state of Fugu...
We'd be awash with Spartan refernces...
For the arrival of the mysterious Spheres and Keanu...
And now we return you to "The Golden Age of Ballooning..."
Lumpen proletriat deserve lumpen buttons.
A Balmerog and a Cave Troll... two for one!
you can laminate kebabs!
Probably keep forever, kept warm by entropy from the heat death of the Universe..
Go Friday!
Tunstall?
I forgot Cap'n Jack was flyng the Disney colours...
Well done sir!
AND expensive...?
Gamers will snap them up...
You could pass it though a tube into a couple of bags.
The bags catch the smoke particles.
You could call the bags... 'lungs' or something.
/BC
http://www.london-fire.gov.uk/news/LatestNewsReleases_PR1554.asp
"Potential fire hazard with Beko fridge freezers"
"Don't nail me to a fucking tree! What is wrong with you people?"
Oxymoron...
he wasn't called Waldo, by any chance?
B011LOX to the DVLA!
As the brand most capable of rotting your teeth.
Or at least the adverts will.
People should be more careful in their choice of words then?
We are crap in comparison to you. Give us some money so we don't have to improve."
Does nobody have pride in achievement any more?
Or are we becoming a race of ambulance chasers?
about Anonymous....
By Anonymous Cowards.
Sad.
Are you referring to Bug Shit?
for your particular fetish.
"Fatal failure in Palin module..."
Sadly disappointing.
Heinlein and Asimov rotate unhappily...
We need bigger sharks.
on a post code basis.
Biz Cloud.
'Lessons are learnt".
Twats.
Against who? Burka-wearers? Women? Islamists?
None of these are a race.
for this shit to stop.
if you focus the sun onto a solar sail.
That a big enough power source for you?
and Monster Munch.
Where the professionals are...
Whereas...iFans just run out of iAir.
We can keep alive with just the world's smallest fire! Burn the books!
"Nobody could be that stupid..."
will never need to leave the golf course for 'facetime' ever again.
Win. ?
Once the benefits are cut, allsorts will roam the streets!
Cardboard won't keep zombies in...
http://www.bizjournals.com/atlanta/morning_call/2011/05/cdc-releases-zombie-apocalypse-alert.html
It's the magic word that will defeat Dave's attempts to bash the NHS...
They have lairs. These 'dragons' act more like cuckoos.
They move in and eat all your profit.
Fie on them.
You miss the point; the point of this story was to wind YOU up. Nobody else, just you.
Now sod off and make me a sandwich.
the guy who invented the Carbon Credit system, it's a good idea.