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Just wait till you try yanking a ram stick out and it starts singing 'Daisy, Daisy'...
"At least as far as we know faults with MS software has never caused loss of life.."
That's covered in the EULA,,,
"By the end of the day, Alan had kick all the consultants off site."
And now he parades them around on TV instead, for big wads of cash.
"What’s the prob?!
You'll find out when it *won't* run Win12 for some odd reasom to do with hardware...
"The joke has long since become a dead horse"
Which joke - Windows 10, 11 or 12?
"Buy my Book!"
Are you affiliated with Kamuicosplay on YT?
Pipedream also supplied the spreadsheet / wordprovessor on the good old Z88 laptopoid.
Redundancy:
Two lines (minimum) *tick*
Different geographic routing - North, South *tick*
Completely separate suppliers. *errr*
oops
"Then what? The effect of a dirty bomb?"
Unike the 528 atmospheric a-bomb tests since WW2 you mean?
Explains all the damn muties running around I suppose...
Windows aini't done 'ril WPwon't run...
VPNs are increasingly necessary today, not just for bypassing region restrictions, but to bypass restrictions on free speech in authoritarian regimes.
TwitX has bocome an authoritarian regimes - with 'free speech' for sale
Hence the need for ever better and more efficient lightbulbs!
"There is an alternative: ..."
Now I understand the permise behind Datk Star.
And it's mission...
next Tuesday! "I WILL NOT SEE YOU MONDAY!" See You Next Tuesday! !"
/oblig
But there is:
Bishop Grossteste University - Lincoln
( the other is, apparently in the Albert hall, and not as big? )
"SCO Unix box dies if power is cut without proper shutdown?"
Just like the SCO court case...
"I've seen that on poor written software, but have not seen such a thing from a Microsoft service yet."
** pleonasm analysis failed successfully- tautology detected**
"Unless of course our all seeing all knowing entity really isn't that interested in the minute its creation/simulation."
Perhaps he/she/they just bought the kit?
"The finest cloths from the furthest of places. Please see also our cornucopia of textures."
Er,
/Voosh? /wush? /Worcest?
"cost of ownership".
I think Mercedes have possibly lowered the cost of 'rental' for their cars - at least in the UK they seem to be the new Boy Racer Chavmobiles.
BMW must be losing street cred...
I made a kipper vindaloo* - and microwaved it at work...
The Owner's PA loved the scent and wanted some if I made it again.
I did not do that again, though.
Me, a Smeghead* ----------->
(it was nice!)
"frictionless sharing".
er...lube?
Would a lifeform that sprang up on such a planet not develop to relish the high UV sunlight; adapt and thrive - the crux of Darwinism to local conditions?
"It's life, Jim - but not as we know it..."
^^^This!^^^
"Yes - it goes - 'blub blub blub bloop grr grr blub...' "
Nice explanation!
"Transformers - Robots in disguise"
That also hum when they are bored of waiting for the call to robot apocalypse...
eek :)
...just after flamethowers become the preferred replacement for hairdryers.
Any thing from Microsoft that Just... Worked - is released
COME ON, COHAAGEN! GIVE THESE PEOPLE AIR!
Icon because..
You forgot - The Ford Onion
Which one? TMA-1 or the Apollo site...
... of fucking gonks.
That is all.
( may apply to any past, present or future government types, anywhere )
Haldeman Collapsar.
We've found the way out of this game!
/if only
Erm... the two are not exclusive... not any more...
[:] *>
Battery powered horses?
"Your Majesty is like a stream of bat's piss!"
Username checks out...
Ahem...
alot != a lot
"Mugs have holes. Check your topology."
Klein Mug has hole...
It seems that the average Windows user needs the command line more than the average Linux user now.
How have the turns tabled, eh?
*bootup_sequence_completed*
"Please state the nature of the medical emergency."
Begun the language wars have...
e.g. Cisco, Meccano - any others, people?
"There's nothing like the sound of boiling water hissing and bubbling near your ear to pull you into full awareness."
And if you sleep though that.... BUZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
"We" by Yevgeny Zamyatin.
People who live in glass houses dare not cast aspersions...
Devuan - (because) No Shit (SystemD)