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Posts by hplasm
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BOFH: The Boss is right, the applications of AI are truly staggering
CrowdStrike file update bricks Windows machines around the world
Adobe users just now getting upset over content scanning allowance in Terms of Use
Saturday 8th June 2024 19:51 GMT
Re: When wil people learn?
"If your business model doesn't have enough money in it to host your own data, that's a sign it's not viable."
"If your business model doesn't have enough money in it to host your own data, that's a sign that you can't afford to host it in the cloud - not for long, anyway.
More layoffs at Microsoft: What's really going on here?
Dell to color-code staff based on how hybrid they really are in RTO push
Wednesday 8th May 2024 18:50 GMT
"I'd say the company really cheaped out by not installing hardwired networking."
You can lead an office drone to a network point, but you can't make the lazy fuccers use it.
They'd rather moan about Bad WiFi than plug in the network lead in front of them on the desk.
However I can't say I'm surprised, when there's no way to connect said cable without a "docking station*" that weighs ten times more than their laptop - which they would have to carry around -
But They won't plug in the provided docking station that is right in front of them either...
sigh
* Said docking station/brick does make a good cluebat, so there's that.
Microsoft is a national security threat, says ex-White House cyber policy director
Samsung shows off battery tech it says will see you gone in nine minutes
A knotty problem: Boffins working on fuel-efficient trajectories for space travel
Want to keep Windows 10 secure? This is how much Microsoft will charge you
Dell promises 'every PC is going to be an AI PC' whether you like it or not
Aircraft rivet hole issues cause delays to Boeing 737 Max deliveries
Windows 11 24H2 is coming so we can all shut up about Windows 12 for another year
BOFH: The Christmas party was so good, an independent inquiry is required
You don't get what you don't pay for, but nobody is paid enough to be abused
US Air Force wants to see some atomic motors for future spacecraft
Word turns 40: From 'new kid on the block' to 'I can't believe it's not bloatware'
First Brexit, now X-it: Musk 'considering' pulling platform from EU over probe
CERN experiment proves gravity pulls antimatter the way Einstein predicted
Aliens crash landed on Earth – and Uncle Sam is covering it up, this guy tells Congress
Bosses face losing 'key' workers after forcing a return to office
BOFH: Lies, damned lies, and standards
Turning a computer off, then on again, never goes wrong. Right?
MIT discovery suggests a new class of superconductors
Techie wasn't being paid, until he taught HR a lesson
Germans beat Tesla to autonomous L3 driving in the Golden State
A toast to being in the right place at the right time
BOFH: Good news, everyone – we're in the sausage business
Metal-rich stars inhibit chances of life on their planets
UK government scraps smart motorway plans, cites high costs and low public confidence
Uptime guarantees don't apply when you turn a machine off, then on again, to 'fix' it
Japanese outfit's private Moon mission enters Lunar orbit
Bing AI feels like ChatGPT stuffed into a suit – not the future
Microsoft and GM deal means your next car might talk, lie, gaslight and manipulate you
If we plan to live on the Moon, it's going to need a time zone
Ford seeks patent for cars that ditch you if payments missed
NASA: Yup, thousand-pound meteorite exploded over Texas
UK prepares to go it alone on post-Brexit science plan
Ring system discovered around dwarf planet Quaoar leaves astronomers puzzled
BOFH: Generating a report the Director can show the Board – THIS is what AI was made for
Wyoming's would-be ban on sale of electric vehicles veers off road
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