Re: He probably took it to MaccyD's...
I'd definitely want fires with my Big Mac. There's nothing quite like an evening's entertainment in front of the fire, people screaming and running all over the place.
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I absolutely support these Meerkats doing their national duty
What do you mean, 'national duty'? Meerkats aren't British, they're Russian!
(At least I'm sure I saw that in a documentary somewhere. Bloody tons of meerkat documentaries on the telly, every 15 minutes at least.)
Actually given the current "Brexit means Remain" agreement that May wants us to sign up to, it's more like we hand over the keys but want to keep sleeping in the hallway.
This was inevitable, unless we want to fuck the economy into the toilet. Some of you may not care that the NHS gets underfunded and understaffed yet further, or schools once more lose the capacity to provide non-leaking roofs, but you know damn well that you are in the minority.
It would of course be easier simply not to leave the EU. Anyone who wants to rant about 'faceless bureaucrats' or 'unelected MEPs' or 'shiftless immigrants' in response is now welcome to do so. If you haven't learned anything about such basic aspects of reality by now, you never will. And the rest of us will laugh at you.
amanfromMars 1Is the perfect troll.
I'm pretty sure amanfromMars1 pre-dates Internet trolls. He/she/it/xe falls somewhere between a prose-poetry generator and certifiable (but usually of the gently amusing variety).
As the atoms move, their wave properties are affected by the acceleration of the vehicle. The optical ruler can measure these minute changes very accurately and then with a few relatively simple equations it is possible to figure out exactly where you are.
Great stuff. I suppose that if you know where you already are then you can determine your angular acceleration with regard to the centre of the Earth and your overall acceleration with regard to that of the Earth around the Sun. Obviously I can see that one might be overwhelmed by the other, but it'd be nice to know for certain how this factors out in a fortnight's time.
Why can't our beautiful town have a Trafalgar Square type tree.
Two reasons.
1) You don't know how to use a question mark.
2) The Trafalgar tree is an annual gift from Norway to all* the people of the UK, sent as a thank you for coming to their defence in 1940 and for supporting their resistance movement all the way through to the end of the war (which of course turned out exceedingly well for all of us, especially given Telemark). The tree the Norwegians will send us this year will be the 72nd one, and that's a damn fine tradition we can all be proud of and grateful for.
*Though I'm guessing we can agree on excluding Tommy Robinson and other pieces of neo-Nazi shit.
I see what you're getting at but even if it were a valid idea (and I suppose convention could make it so) the decimal wouldn't work like that. A value of 5.0 (or 5.0000) says that you've got zero uncertainty in the sixth digit, while 5.9999 says that you've got 99.99% uncertainty in the sixth digit yet a tiny step more gives you certainty. For that to be sensible you'd have to be describing the certainty rather than the uncertainty, and then you'd still have to have a way to calculate it. You can do that realistically for a well-known constant such as pi but much less so for any measured initial quantity. Wouldn't it just be better to stick to error bars, which don't have to be symmetrical either?
Smart people work from home.
If you've got enough good land for a productive smallholding then, yes, maybe. But if you're talking about working over the Internet then you'd better pray that some telecoms company somewhere sees you as worth connecting up, because your teeny weeny ickle wickle tax-starved government sure as fuck isn't going to make them connect you up as part of a move for the common weal.
You allowed your political system to result in just two parties of any consequence, both paid for by billionaires. You allowed gerrymandering and voter suppression. You politicised your judicial system. You have a significant percentage of your electorate wrapped in either the cross or the flag (but usually both), too readily manipulated by appeals to God and jingoism. You have developing-world levels of inequality and corruption, with even the most miserable attempt to decrease them denounced as full-throated socialism.
Let's face it. You're fucked.
The day that Gove, Farage and Boris are charged and hung for treason will not be a day too late.
No. Absolutely not. This is beyond the pale. It is totally unacceptable. You should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself.
It's 'hanged', not 'hung'. People are hanged, washing is hung. Get it right next time.
Alexa can understand my television. A few months ago I was listening to an American comedian doing a routine about white people in rural Montana when Alexa spoke up and said "Searching for white Mondeos" and presented me with a list of wing mirrors for sale on Amazon.
This is why I don't fear the AI-pocalypse. AI might crash a few cars or planes, but generally it's going to end up doing so much annoying little stuff that we'll give up and switch it all off. My tablet is now rarely left in the same room as the telly. I limit each room to just the single device capable of turning me into a lazy lardarse.
They keep up the charade, trying to one-up each other with faux sincerity
In my experience, whackaloons with a shared interest will happily regale each other with their latest interpretations and newest ideas even when they are mutually contradictory. I think the ones who've gone off the deep end (or are happily teetering on the cliff edge)* don't question anything which sounds even vaguely supportive in case they might be obliged in turn to question their own beliefs.
*Pardon the mixed metaphors. It seemed appropriate in the circumstances.
Ideally you should time the alert to reach you just as everyone arrives for work. Ensure you're standing in the lobby juggling a hot coffee and a disposable but impressively heavy manual, drop the manual to grab your phone when it plays a klaxon at top volume, yell "Fuck!" when you see the screen, drop the coffee and race for the server room. When everyone arrives at their desks to find all systems up and running just as if nothing had ever happened, they'll remember you.
not a single one would be able to do it without someone, somewhere being negatively impacted. To say otherwise is fantasy.
Quite true, but it doesn't mean that they have to be actively driving people into misery and hardship. When UC was announced in 2010 Parliament were told that no-one would lose out. Since its introduction in 2013 there have been nine changes made to payments, most of them cuts, in an attempt by the DWP to balance their books given the cost overruns on the rollout. Vulnerable people are being made to pay for the incompetence of government.
He uses an iPhone to send his tweets. The iPhone his security people told him to stop using. And then -- get this, it'll really surprise you -- he lies about it.
This could be ultimately used, for example, to turn complicated information into an easy-to-understand explanation, automatically by a computer, of course.
If the AI can provide a rational, coherent and consistent summation of the events of the Day of Resurrection, incorporating all the reports in the gospels and not leaving anything out, then I might think it could one day have some real-world value.