* Posts by Mussie (Ed)

111 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Jul 2009


FATTIES have most SUCCESS with opposite SEX! Have some pies and SCORE

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As a fat bastard I can assure you that fat men have fuck all chance unless your rich....

Mars water discovery is a liberal-muslim plot, cry moist conspiracy theorists

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I think CC is blow out of proportion but

People like Rush make me sigh.......

'Fix these Windows 10 Horrors': Readers turn their guns on Redmond

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They can pry..

They can pry windows 7 out of my COLD DEAD hands.

NASA's Messenger craft SMASHES into Mercury: See ya later, alien crater

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Sooner or later

A big ass alien dump truck is gonna pull up in orbit over nasa and return all out junk with a message along the lines of "Stop dumping your shit"

Revealed: The AMAZING technology behind Apple's $1299 Retina MacBooks – a lot of glue

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I hate apple, its business practices, its hipster fan boi fanbase and so on.

I would NEVER spend my own money on their devices (except for the shuffle).

I was given an IPAD by work to use and guess what, the shit works, it works very well it does the job its made for and its made for people who don't know (or who don't want to know) how to use computers and electronics at any level above basic user.

The Ipad work gave me is a brilliant device, would I ever but one NO FUCKING WAY.


Cause I like to tinker, if shit breaks I fix it, if I want to copy a movie to a device I want to plug it in have windows see a new drive and drag and drop my file. (yes I am a windows user, Yes I hear all you Linux users hissing, great OS but no time to learn it and it does not do everything I want so I don't use it).

Apple wont let you do that and guess what IT IS NOT MENT TO.

if you don't like apple don't buy it.

if you do like apple stop pretending that all the security and apple policies are good, they are not they are there for a reason, you do it apples way or fuck off.

so tired of the apple fan boi and the anti apple neck beard.

later all

Dwarf planet Ceres has TEN bright spots, astroboffins say

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Bring on the conspiracy nuts

Insert obligatory aliens jpg here

Australia to social media: self-censor or face AU$17,000 FINES

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how about we just allow the victims of internet tough guys and gals a free punch in the face to said bullys for each post... mind you this should go both ways

Gangnam Style BREAKS YouTube

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I knew one of my geeky brethren would do the math :)

Star Wars: Episode VII trailer lands. You call that a lightsaber? THIS is a lightsaber

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Look its a kids flick get over it...

Empire was the best of the lot anyway :P

Space Commanders rebel as Elite:Dangerous kills offline mode

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Re: Standard mistake to make

Try firefall bro, the amount of "here let me help you kill that" people in it is awsome

I'M SO SORRY, sobs Rosetta Brit boffin in 'sexist' sexy shirt storm

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Total Shit

Somone on reddit made a dam good point, its not okay to tell a woman not to wear something but by god if your a man you will wear what we tell you to.....

Men who sleep with lots of women lessen risk of prostate cancer

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Re: Does it follow

ya BEAT me to it LOL

Hate the BlackBerry Z10 and Passport? How about this dusty old flashback instead?

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Our organisation continues to use old blackberrys, as part of my position I support and I administer these devices, they can be brilliant and secure their down fall is build quality, I am on my 5th device in two years, one of those was broken by a fall (that frankly would have annihilated an IPhone but only managed to shatter the screen on my BB) the rest have failed, currently my onscreen keyboard will not work and my phone will randomly select speaker in the middle of a call and so on.

I could swap it for another one but I just can’t be bothered anymore.

If they fixed these issues they would have been the perfect business phone.

MOM: CHEAP Mars ship got it right first time. Nice one, India

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Well Done But...

You cant tell me that all the work done before hand did not help with this mission, it an impressive feat yes and Kudos to the indian space agency, but all the first time comments well its like telling me that a commercial airline pilot is better than a test pilot cause the commercial pilot never bailed and crashed an aircraft...

You know all those resources we're about to run out of? No, we aren't

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Thanks for the facts...

People who do bad science should be taken out the back and beaten with a hefty stick.....

Microsoft throws Kinect under a bus, slashes Xbox One to $399

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Always been an xbox fan but....

Always been an xbox fan but thier money money money attitude has lost them a customer, Sony is helpping to keep them honest and I will be helpping Sony do that....

Stop bullying SUPER FAT GODZILLA, urge movie stars

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And this is why...

Godzilla always attacks japan.

Amazon granted patent for taking photos against a white background – seriously

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amazon can suck my pee pee

Now I am gonna go take a tonne of white background phtots and post them online

ENTIRE UNIVERSE created in supercomputer. Not THIS universe (probably)

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Watching that made me feel just how much empty there is out there....

Stephen Hawking: The creation of true AI could be the 'greatest event in human history'

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Like Everything IT

No matter how much we know about the possible dangers some fuckwit will launch it without testing and hello skynet.....

Opportunity selfie: Martian winds have given the spunky ol' rover a spring cleaning

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Re: ha!

Could you imagine the freak out if that actually happened Bwhahahah

Samsung Galaxy S5 fingerprint scanner hacked in just 4 DAYS

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Why not use multiple factor authentication

Finger Print

Facial Recognition (i don’t know if it can be done but 3D facial recognition taking into account the sides of the face by turning your head)

A voice phrase (easily recorded but useless by itself when combined with the above)

Would make sense to me

Honeybee boffin stings own wedding tackle... for science

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He would probably prefer if your bought him and ice pack lol

Apple eyes virtual reality goggle game with patent filing

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Funny how life imitates art, its almost 2020 and the turtles are on their way.

Gibson appears to have been a bit of a prophet.....

El Reg's Deep Outback XP upgrade almost foiled by KILLER ARACHNIDS

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Redback spiders... bah not that dangerous would be more worried about the drop bears....

Boeing, Cupertino to 'explore weaponisation of Apple technologies'

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Got Me

Dam it i just told a co worker about this now i look the tool lol

The Reg's desert XP-ocalypse aversion plan revealed

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Greenshot an excellent (free) prgram for taking and editing screenies (like Snaggit) useful for making doco ect.

Drivers for connecting the most common phones for accessing photos (maybe not viable as there are so many models)

The latest drivers/software for any printers they are using, I prefer the non bloat where versions when i can get them.

Also maybe put a folder on the "all users"/public desktop with some very basic tools like batch files that show the system IP address,

****************** Show IP Address Batch******************

@echo off

ipconfig/all |find "IPv4 Address"




In that folder there you should have important links for instance I use logmein to assist with my remote computers, so i have a link to the client access logmein webpage which the user has to go to for me to access their machine.

Exposed: bizarre quantum sibling love triangle

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So the following is wrong ?

Take Particles A and B

Entangle them

Move them apart

Change the "Spin" on particle A

Particle B "Spin" also changes at the same instant

Is this (admittedly super simplified) what happens with quantum entanglement ?

Nvidia unveils Titan Z: An 8TFLOPS off-the-shelf supercomputer disguised as a gfx card

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well at least you will be able to paly crysis at full detail in 1080

Tornado-chasing stealth Batmobile set to invade killer vortices

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Re: I always wonder at thing like this..

I like your way of thinking :D

Turnbull waters down broadband black spot fix promise

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Would live to know

Would live to know which polly (or cousin, brother, sister ect of a polly) is getting their pockets lined in this deal...

I honestly beleieve that our wonderful leaders have no idea how sparse and large the country they run is.

Wirless broadband is a farse the only provider that works outside of metro is Telstra and the best bang for buck is $50 for 3GB. mind you Its faster than my ADSL 2+ which runs between 9 and 22 Mbps the LTE at my house will hit 44Mbps late at night.

EDIT: BTW Telstra charges $2500 a GB when you exceed your limit (not a typo) we had one guy run up a $300,000 bill on his 4G.

Climate change will 'cause huge increase in murder, robbery and rape'

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I cant wait for the day when i can turn to a greenie and tell them "You dickheads were wrong" as I kick them in the balls.....

Mathematicians spark debate with 13 GB proof for Erdős problem

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Speaking in stoopid

Just to put this in terms i fully understand the question is:

If we have an infinte number of pulses

Each pulse randomly + or -

And we had the ability to calculate the net result (of an infinte number)

We would have a significant number of either + or - at the end

Is that what we are trying to dettermine here ?

Google warns Glass wearers: Quit being 'CREEPY GLASSHOLES'

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cant wait

I was at the beach one day and caught some female tourist taking sneaky pics of my daughter, in the end i confronted her and told her to stop or her camera was going for a swim (I should have called the cops).

Google glasses is a cool idea but the world being full of dickheads it will inevitably be seen as a tool for perverts and wankers.

And sooner or later someone is going to end up missing a few front teeth.

It might not happen over night but as sure as shit it will happen.

Mars One's certain-death space jolly shortlists 1,000 wannabe explorers

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A family and type 2 from years of coke related pancreas abuse stopped me.

If I was healthy and had no family I would have applied in a heartbeat

BlackBerry CEO: I LOVE keyboards, so if you want them, you'll get them

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How about a touch screen with a keyboard in a landscape format hinged behind the screen.

like the one nokia had.

if your typing you want to use both hands anyway.

Oh wait this is RIM they will pooch it no matter what we tell them

Google Earth SHOCK: ZERO point ZERO ZERO SIX of world forests disappear each year

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Re: If you want more trees, use MORE paper

See even the fucking trees here will kill ya. :)

Horny lovers FOSSILISED in steamy RUMPY-PUMPY session 156m yrs ago

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Re: Bah!

playmobil... screw that wheres the god dam pic

Desiderata BOFH Version

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LOL just googled this again and saw your reply

Thanks mate you rock

Flexible flywheel offers cheap energy storage

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Fly wheel UPS

We had 3 IIRC Flywheel UPS's in a large data center, yo dont need long for the gennys to cut in so they did the job perfectly.

Researcher sets up illegal 420,000 node botnet for IPv4 internet map

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Default Password FTW

Bottomless, unsatisfied Xbox widow cuffed after boyf flees nookie

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I Vote


Plucky Swede glides spaceplane to Earth from edge of stratosphere

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wow what a pic.....

See title

Super-fast super-massive black hole spins at nearly light-speed

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infinate loop ?

Correct me if I am wrong here but wont the extreme speed result in more mass and wont that mean further speed and mass?

US insurer punts 'bestiality' to wide-eyed kiddies, gasp 'mums'

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Looks better than my ex wife lol

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The Sooner

Someone builds a rocket so all the normal people can leave this place and start a new saner colony (preferably on a hoth like planet... I like the snow OK) the better....

Earth-like planets abound in red dwarf systems

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Imagine if we are the most advanced thing in the universe....

Commentards Ahoy! How about a Petabyte of storage?

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"I've got a grand total of about 100TB of uncompressed audio, photo, and video squirreled away on optical and rust based media."

Man and i thought I had a lot of porn

ESA proposes 3D printing on the moon

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M2.2 here we come

See title

Nipper's toy train enjoys journey to edge of SPAAAAACE

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All ego's aside

I would love to do something like this but, What if it did land on someones head ?