* Posts by Kane

1826 publicly visible posts • joined 17 May 2007

FBI seizes $3.6bn in Bitcoin after New York 'tech couple' arrested over Bitfinex robbery

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"I mean it wouldn't be hard to have had a really hard to find backup, say on cassette, mixed in with a box of retro games, keys flashed to the user cert store on rfid cards, book cypher, buried usb key, copy sent to Russia, hardcopy with offset character substitution using a favourite integer etc. Nah fuck that will just keep it safe on dropbox"

Suspiciously specific...

This is going well: Meta adds anti-grope buffer zone around metaverse VR avatars

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Re: Humans are not assaulting other humans.

"And bashing the bishop is a perfectly normal part of the game."

Taking tea with the Parson?

UK to splash another £1.4bn on protecting non-existent 'national interests in space'

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Perhaps somebody in the MoD has been spending a bit too much time with Tolkien

Could be worse, could be VALIS

Court of Appeal ruling offers hope for UK umbrella firm workers chasing holiday pay

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This whole ruling...

...can be summarised in four simple words.

Fuck You, Pay Me

50 lines of Bash to bring a Wordle fan out of their shell

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Joke

var01, var02 as string

var01 = "lube"

var02 = "arse"

var02 & "-" & var01 =

Comcast fixes broadband cables 'peppered' with holes after Oakland drive-by shooting

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OnCall

Expecting the obligatory OnCall story here in a couple of years.

Crack team of boffins hash out how e-scooters should sound – but they need your help*

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Robot vacuum cleaner employed by Brit budget hotel chain Travelodge flees

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Re: Paging Thomas Disch

"...and that's how Talkie Toaster got started, or evolved, or something...

Howdy Doodly Doo!

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Joke

Re: Here I am ...

"You call this job satisfaction, because I don't."

It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.

Kane

"Number 5 is alive...."

Need more input...

Dog forgets all about risk of drowning in a marsh as soon as drone dangles a sausage

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"Of course he does, he gets rewarded for doing so. Clever dog."

Those are some very well trained humans.

Multi-level marketing corporation that sells weightloss products sues ex-exec over 'fraudulent' Dell deal

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The irony of this article is not lost on me

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Open source, closed wallets, big profits – nobody wins the OSS rock, paper, scissors game

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Re: Governments

...Eugene...

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Re: Governments

"A certain ex-member of PinkFloyd was notorious for splitting his contribution into 2 parts so he got double the royaly share"

Careful with that axe...

Software guy smashes through the Somebody Else's Problem field to save the day

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Alien

Re: It's a sad day for this IT rag...

"The radio series came first, all the others are but pale imitations."

Think of them more as...iterations!

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Unhappy

It's a sad day for this IT rag...

...when the SEP field requires a footnote to explain it's origins.

Weed dispensary software company's ambitions pruned after Spotify trademark clash

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Trollface

Re: "The 'Potify' branding as shown in the document looks pretty much like Spotify's"

"Then again, what can you expect from a bunch of weed-addled morons ?"

...Pours a stiff brandy...

Kane

"The norms already think we're flakes, why avow stupidity?"

Think of it as a spotify of free publicity.

The company probably already has an actual real name, logo, branding and suchlike already lined up and ready to go. If they have a bit of spare cash for marketing/advertising etc, why not take a punt and attempt to register a new company trademark that is strikingly similar to another well known brand, that is entirely unlike the product/service they are offering.

After all, we're here talking about it after an article in the press, aren't we? How much longer would it have taken to raise the profile of a fledgling software company without a little free press?

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Holmes

"They could try 'iPot'. Can't think of anyone who would object to that."

You're smoking it wrong.

'IwlIj jachjaj! Incoming LibreOffice 7.3 to support Klingon and Interslavic

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Re: Bill Shatner & Constructed languages

"Not sure if Bill Shatner is a Libre Office user or if he speaks Klingon, but he did once make a movie in Esperanto.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incubus_(1966_film)"

Oh yeah? Well, as the Esperanto would say, "Bonvoro alsendi la pordiston, lausajne estas rano en mia bideo!" And I think we all know what that means.

LAPD cops who preferred playing Pokémon Go to tackling robbery can be fired, appeals court rules

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"I was never sure if that was to prevent people falling into them, or to make sure only the wrong sort of people were being disposed of in them."

Could be both?

European Space Agency: Come on, hack our satellite if you think you're hard enough

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Mushroom

"The lucky winner gets the satellite, right? Right?"

Yah, just make sure you have enough space for the crater you'll need in your back garden.

MPs charged with analysing Online Safety Bill say end-to-end encryption should be called out as 'specific risk factor'

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Alien

Re: It's OK, freedom of speech is a quintessentially British right

"The correct pronunciation of this man's name is, I like to think, to tighten your vocal chords and let off a preternatural scream, as if doing an impression of a velociraptor. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB!"."

I'm more inclined to go for the "KHAAAAAAAAN!" of of Kirk.

Intel's mystery Linux muckabout is a dangerous ploy at a dangerous time

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Re: Footnote

"This sounds like it came from the Foul Ole Ron Book of Poetry.

Millenium, Hand and Shrimp, see if I don't!"

Buggrem'

Aircraft can't land safely due to interference with upcoming 5G C-band broadband service

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"Faster delivery of what by volume is mostly pointless video, or more reliable and also mostly useless travel?"

Cats vs Holidays?

Shocking: UK electricity tariffs are among world's most expensive

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Trollface

"Nationalisation tends to lead to under investment"

Not like now, eh?

Kane
Alert

Re: 70's electricty

"Well it ultimately costs you a star burning 5million tons hydrogen/second - but you don't have to pay for that"

Shhh! You fool! Don't give them ideas!!

Chill out to the sounds of an expert typing on a variety of mechanical keyboards

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Re: Less commonplace, but still the closest relatives to a Model M

"The museum is, not just the P70."

Ah, another case of reading comprehension failure, on my part.

"And you could disassemble the keyboard and store it in about a hundred containers if you feel the urge."

Ye..es, technically true. Although a lot of effort methinks, and I don't think it would satisfy any of my urges.

Oo-er, missus.

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Re: Less commonplace, but still the closest relatives to a Model M

"[0] unfortunately stored in two shipping containers at the moment."

How is a keyboard stored in two shipping containers??

ESA's Mars Express picks up plaintive bleeps of China's Zhurong rover, adding much-needed comms redundancy

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Joke

...speeds started at relatively slow 8 kb per second, with a 128 kb per second the target.

Sounds like the inverse of my internet connection.

Google sued for firing staff who claim they tried to follow 'Don't be evil' motto

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Boffin

Re: Politics, not Good

"He actually built prisons specifically for the separated kids and insisted on photos being put up on local govt sites of him & Biden proudly showing local dignitaries around newly completed kids' prisons (these are quite surreal)"

Citation Needed

Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey rebrands himself a 'single point of failure' and quits

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Re: Twitter is actually a Force for Good [for now]

"On top of that, it's likely that at least a few of those who look genuine (whatever "look genuine" means) are actively posting propaganda, while pretending to be whistleblowers - I mean, if I wanted to keep the masses in the dark about stuff, that's one of the first things I would do. They'd be pretty damn good at it, too. They'd imitate the writing style of the real deal, and forge their own sources and references. Anyone with the clout to influence newspapers would find this quite trivial in comparison."

Just to add to this, a recent set of articles on ArsTechnica (here, and here) highlighted the operations of a company explicitly set up to perform exactly this kind of activity.

AI-enhanced frog stem cells start to replicate in entirely new ways

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You say Xenobots?

I see Battletoads!

Alleged Brit SIM-swapper will kill himself if extradited to US for trial, London court told

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Re: "My previous comment on this thread was modded"

"Yeah we switch on manual moderation for sensitive court cases that make our legal ppl jumpy."

Maybe ask them to cut back on the caffeine?

UK health secretary confirms end for NHS Digital, architect of the GP data grab debacle

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Re: Here we go again

"Cyber Metaverse Brexit Security Agency for Saving Puppies and Stopping Immigrants"

Well, they've done a piss poor job on both fronts.

Server errors plague app used by Tesla drivers to unlock their MuskMobiles

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Coat

"I bet your fob comes with a key..."

Nudge nudge, wink wink

Mine's the one with the Norwegian salmon in the pocket.

Boffins find way to use a standard smartphone to find hidden spy cams

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"What about LAPD on a phone in LA ?"

LALAPDP?

Zuck didn't invent the metaverse, but he's started a fight to control it

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"If so, here's hoping someone can retrofit a restraining bolt onto Zuckertwat."

Carbonite is the only way forward.

Labour Party supplier ransomware attack: Who holds ex-members' data and on what legal basis?

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Re: The Other Lot

"I'm a member of the other lot. I wonder when who my data will go went walkies to."

There, FTFY.

So it is possible for Jeff Bezos to lose: Court dismisses Blue Origin complaint about Moon contract award to Elon Musk

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Re: "Jeff Bezos even offered NASA a $2bn discount [to change their mind]"

"I believe that that is actually called a bribe."

Meh, it looks like a bribe, but seeing as actual money hasn't changed hands as such, it would be better to call it an incentive.

Microsoft: Many workers are stuck on old computers and should probably upgrade

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Then Windoze?

Joint UK-Oz probe finds face-recognition upstart Clearview AI is rubbish at privacy

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Ten billion images in its databases...

...maybe time to poison the well?

Australian cops find cocaine stash in PS5 from Portugal

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Re: Achievement Unlocked: a prison tattoo!

"Worst. Game. Ever..."

Wasted

What a clock up: Brit TV-broadband giant Sky fails to pick up weekend's timezone change, fix due by Friday

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Pint

Re: Time is an illusion.

"Lunch time, doubly so."

Very deep, you should send that in to the Reader’s Digest. They’ve got a page for people like you.

Apple's macOS Monterey upgrades some people's laptops to doorstops

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Re: "$99 and 24h later"

"but charged $99 to repair punch damage"

If you think that the fruity ones would only charge $99 to repair any punch damage, I have a bridge that you might be interested in buying...

First, stunning whistleblower leaks. Now a shareholder lawsuit lands on Zuckerberg's desk

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Go

Re: Wee free men

Hey, pal, can yer mammie sew? Stitch this!

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Stop

"Censoring by unnamed, unknown and unanswerable employees is a direct violation of liberty and the constitution."

Nope.

If you're referring to the First Amendment of the Constitution of the United States, then you're clearly wrong.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

The key word here is "Congress". The First Amendment is about restrictions placed on the government to prevent the regulation of Free Speech®, not a private corporation like Faecesbook.

If you're referring to any other Articles or Amendments, I'd love to hear your arguments.

But then you've made 9 posts since 2013, so I don't expect an immediate response.

It's okay. I'll wait.

Kane

Sovereignty? We've heard of it. UK government gives contract to store MI5, MI6 and GCHQ's data to AWS

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""popcorn" eh? That's original."

I'll go with the Nachos with what is laughingly called "cheese" if you don't mind.

Amazon warehouse workers in New York to labor watchdog: We want our union vote

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"In the NYT and WaPo pieces I read recently."

Would you mind providing links to these articles, please?

Also, Washington Post? As owned by Nash Holdings, an LLC established by Bezos to purchase the newspaper?

No conflict of interest there, eh?