* Posts by Kane

1826 publicly visible posts • joined 17 May 2007

Father-of-three attacked teen after Call of Duty jibes

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Baiting?

Oh go on then, I'll bite....

I am employed.

I would like to think that I am not useless (however this is merely my opinion).

I don't drink that often (couple of times a year, mainly birthdays and social gatherings).

Nor am I a waster (again, my opinion).

Did I mention that I am a gamer? Oops! Sorry!

Although in all fairness, you are generalising what a "typical gamer" is with your comment, so it is unlikely that I would be able to meet your lofty criteria.

Gulf of California terrorized by ONE-EYED MUTANT SHARK!

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Challenge...

...Accepted!

Valve chief says Apple will own your living room

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Nope, the original PS1...

Sony and Nintendo had a big thing going on with the development of a CD based entertainment/console system that would effectively be an add-on for the SNES. Nintendo pulled out of the project after issues with the original contracts that would grant Sony complete control over all games written for the proposed format. After most of the hard RnD work had been done, Sony went ahead and bundled the tech together into a single unit.

After hack nightmare, Sony bars lawsuits with new TOS

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Agreed - which country are you posting from M1? Different countries have different listed Human Rights Acts.

London Philharmonic to give videogame music concert

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obligatory sing along

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

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@ Mark Reed

This was a triumph...

Outbound space probe looks back at tiny Earth and Moon

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that's just peanuts to space...

I'll just leave this here....

http://www.scaleoftheuniverse.com/

Mag bitchslapped in Duchess Kate digi-slimming case

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I'll call it....

Pics, or it didn't happen.

Counter-Strike sequel aims for 2012 target

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How about...

...HL2 Episode 3.

Or even better, HL3?

C'mon Valve, pull yer finger aht!

Sorry, time travelers, you’re still just fiction

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Conundrum?

But would that mean that they would only be able to travel through to a period of time where the equipment actually exists? For instance, they could only go as far back as the invention of the first "time machine"?

Mega-colossal space raincloud found at moist black hole

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"...so let's just say it's really big..."

Longer than a walk down the road to the chemist then, eh?

Hunt refers News Corp/BSkyB bid to Competition Commish

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@NomNomNom

1/10 - must troll harder.

Phorm phading phast

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Coffee/keyboard

New Keyboard please

"bizarro conspiraloon blog"

Nuff said.

Hollywood prepares to battle Asteroids

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@ Soundtrack?

More to the point, will it have a training montage?

Gotta have a montage....

Hitler kicked off iPhone

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Hold on....

...Apple pulled the plug on an app that provided a feed from another source that the developer of the app had no control over?

Seriously?

Pfft

So what happens if a developer produces an app that provides a direct feed from say, El Reg, and Vulture Central decide to publish a story on, let's say a maker of a well known mobile telephony device, and someone posts in the comments page to that story a link to a website that says "Ra ra ra ra apple fanboi ra ra ra ra overpriced handset ra ra ra ra raving maniacs ra ra ra ra", Apple would pull the plug on the app?

Again I say, Seriously?

Pfft

Governator revives anti-violent video game crusade

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Re @ Andy Bright

You Sir, owe me a new monitor!

Blizzard: Game designers aren't Shakespeare

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Re: Worst Warcraft Quest!

"...must complete or you can never do business in Orgrimmar or Undercity again, or much else."

That's what you get for picking Horde. /spit

Alliance FTW!

"Then, when you finally figure out what you need to do it takes at least half an hour, often more than an hour"

First - read the quest text (although I suppose that is the problem that Jeffrey Kaplan is describing in the article - never been a problem for me personally), then you will know what to do; it's a basic escort quest ffs!

Secondly - half an hour to an hour? Seriously? Took me about 12 minutes with my DK, and about 18 minutes with my Hunter, once the main battle started at the entrance to the sewers.

"...and is utterly pointless"

I disagree, I gained 2 weapon skill points (2 handed swords) and 2 defense skill points while doing that quest on the DK.

Mines the one with the [Medallion of the Alliance] in the back pocket...

World's first proper flying car makes debut flight

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Roads?

Where we're going we don't need roads.

Mine's the one with the Flux Capacitor in the back pocket.

Gimme some (more) money, demand Spinal Tap

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Yes, but.....

...will it be recorded in Dubbly?

Enquiring Australian Hairdresser's Nightmares need to know!

Mine's the one with the zucchini wrapped in tin foil in the pocket.

Doner kebabs: Death wrapped in pitta bread

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I'm sorry....

...Labels on kebabs? What kebab shops did they go to? No emporium of the unidentified meat product i've been to sticks a label on 'em.

Enormous HP box spotted from space

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Thank you...

...Lester. Brightened my day!

Particularly liked "the presence of a rival manufacturer's figurines in a traditionally Playmobil reconstruction an affront to continuity".

/chuckle

Wikipedia self-flagellates over vanishing 'farmsex'

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@ Dave

I was recently with the wife in hospital, (she was having some breathing problems, bit of a freak out), when I looked over to the doctors room to try to get their attention (had already waited for over 3 hours to see a doctor) - when I noticed they had left a PC unlocked and displaying a WikiPedia article on some treatment or other (I couldn't read it from that distance, all I could see were some images of molecular bindings or somesuch).

I mean, seriously? Are not these people supposed to be fully trained already?

Sky demonstrates 3D telly vision

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Polarised Glasses

Didn't they use these in the late 80's for a full length feature film cartoon thingy called Starchaser: the Legend Of Orin? I remember going to see it as a child in full 3D, I'm sure of it. I also remember being extremely dissapointed that it wasn't in 3D when it came out on VHS the following year...

Or am I imagining things?

Online storage start-up pitches 'USB stick on the internet'

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Eh?

Prosumers?

I assume that this is a contraction of Professional and Consumer.

Shouldn't this belong in the list of Net neologisms? It sounds Hairollocks enough....

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/12/12/worst_neologism_poll/

BBC relives The Day of The Triffids

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Some good suggestions

@ JonB - Brave New World - Damn good idea Sir! It would make an exceptional mini series I believe, enough Sci to qualify and a lot of social commentary about government control....woops, did I say control? I meant betterment for mankind, of course.

@ How about finally doing some new british sci-fi - Yep, there is enough of it out there, and a serialisation of Mr Hamilton's Nights Dawn Trilogy would be awesome.

Mine's the one with the Soma in the back pocket, and the Antimatter fueled Combat Wasps in the front.

US Army in $50m video game upgrade

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@ I can see it now....

At least I have chicken

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Shouldn't that be phrased...

..."We pwn gaming for the Army — from requirements through procurement."? In the spirit of net neologisms and suchlike?

Mine's the one with the BFG 9000 in the pocket.

Wikia layoffs ground Jimbo's imaginary jet

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@ Sceptical Bastard

Made me chuckle!

You certainly live up to your namesake don't you?

Dennis Hopper joins French Legion of Honour

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Let's not forget..

...Mr Hopper's outstanding performance in Super Mario Bros as King Koopa. Surely that went some way to counting towards this great honour?

Didn't it?

No?

Mine's the one with the green turtle shell in the pocket...

Movie giants sue RealNetworks over DVD copying software

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Dead Vulture

Eh?

"In the late 1990s, the Recording Industry Association of America sued the makers of the Rio MP3 player because it encouraged people to pirate copyrighted music."

No.

No No No No No.

It should read:

"In the late 1990s, the Recording Industry Ass. of America sued the makers of the Rio MP3 player because it encouraged people to pirate copyrighted music."

Rectify the matter or I shall be removing El Reg from my bookmarks....

Noel Edmonds defies BBC's jackbooted enforcers

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I for one welcome our new vulture overlords, so here goes...

There is no IT angle to this story. What is it doing here? I am removing The Register from my bookmarks. Please cancel my subscription. I am also dissatisfied with today's weather. Please make the weather the way I like it. Goodbye.

Hard 'core'? Birmingham City Council's net filtering

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@ Chris W

My point?

Are you using your employers resource to read this comment? If the answer is yes, then it's your employers business. Like it's my employers business that I'm writing this comment. (not that I care much...)

@ TeeCee. Sorry if your cheese sandwiches taste funny ;o)

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"If it's not illegal...."

@ dervheid:

You say, "Their equipment, their rules". But it's not the case is it? This is a city council we're talking about. Not a private organisation. They don't actually "own" the network, it's resources, desktop machines etc.

@ Chris W, "If they're using the employers resources then the simple and only answer is yes it is." & @ Mark_T "Ban all non-business usage. It's the only way a business can protect itself."

So, you guys are at work right now, yeah?

Flame On.....

MoD budget fiddles under fire

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I'm Sorry....

...was I the only one to read that headline wrong? I was expecting an amusing story about a Gov department's violin quartet being given the chop because they had spent all their money on jet fighters, or something.

Oh well....

Paris Hilton angle?

Tesco causes couple condom catastrophe

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@Sarah Bee

You did that on purpose didn't you?

"Tezza explained that the um, cock-up...."

Go on, admit it. You made a cheap knob gag.

You let one "slip in"....

See, anyone can do it!

Baptist church in assault rifle giveaway

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@ halfcut

ROFLMAO!!

I just had an image in my head of a granny in combat gear hitting a bunch of unruly teenagers over the head with a book of raffle tickets. xD

Assault Raffle. Fantastic.

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@ Omar Little

"How much more will you give up in hoping to live in a world where evil will not attack?"

I don't hope to live in a world where evil will not attack. By it's very nature "evil" will always attack. It's evil.

Isn't it? Or is this thread going to descend into the old "shades of grey" argument?

Flame on....

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@ Alan Mellor

Ok, here's the skinny...

1) The article is filed under "Bootnotes", hence no IT/Paris angle.

2) See 1) above.

Personally, I like a sprinkling of bigotry with my bytes. Makes for a more interesting meal....(mmm, crunchy!!)

Man powers up PC to pop popcorn

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So...

...slow news day then, yeah?

Duff UK nukes risk 'popcorn' multi-blast accident apocalypse

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Re: So it's a long shot then.....

I think you'll find it's 9 times out of 10 (but it might just work....)

Mines the black leather one with "PEDANTIC" sewn on the back in shiny studs....

(another Pratchett reference)

US hackette ponders jub-powered iPod

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Paris Hilton

Re: Re: 'Astounded'

I think, Sarah, your giving far too much credit to Ms Hilton's, *ahem*, area. You'd be lucky if you could recharge a calculator on that pair.

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Love it...

Mammergy

Fantastic stuff!

and..."studied breast motion since 1985".

Where do I get that job?

Available to buy: your own frakkin' 7ft Cylon

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I think....

...an honourable mention must go to Farscape, surely?

Yeah, yeah, the whole Buck Rogers thing (which was pants anyway IMHO), but Farscape did it much better, funnier, good scripts, great special effects and with some truly horrifying characters. I mean, Scorpius? C'mon!

Another great Skiffy show killed off by the networks....*sigh*

Shopper connects to Jesus via Denon link cable

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Gotta love Funny Fridays....

Just read some more of the reviews on the Amazon page. Fantastic stuff, especially the one about font sizes...

"I'm quite positive that this cable uses a clearer font to transmit the 1s and 0s from between my components."

Classic.

XD

NHS IT loses key contractor

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BT?

Eh?

Hold on, the same BT that wants to run Phorm on our interweb thingy?

Phuck that!

Virgin Atlantic site reveals sky-high employee disgruntlement

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Boss Key...

...can we have one for The Reg please?

Pretty please?

Facebook battles Google over access to user data

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"which doesn’t respect the privacy standards our users have come to expect"

AhahahaHAHAHAHahaAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!

AHAHahaHAHAHAaAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

*cough-splutter-deep breath*

AHAHhahaHAAHahAHAhAaaahahaAHaHAHa!!

ahaha!

hah!

pppleeassse make it stop!!!!

hahhaha!!

*sigh*

Apologies, I had to express the absolute shock at what I had just read....

Russell T Davies bows out of Doctor Who

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RE: It is a good attempt....

Lee, I think you hit the nail on the head there:

"If you re-watch old episodes you will probably find they aren't as good as we remember them either though."

And I think that applies not just to the good Doctor, but any show that us 30+'s used to watch as children. Prime example being Terrahawks. Anyone else remember that one? (for the uninformed, a kids tv series made in the early 80's by the infamous Gerry Anderson of Thunderbirds fame). Absolutely fantastic to watch (and just a little terrifying) as a child. A friend of mine managed to get hold of the whole series on VHS at a carboot sale, so a group of us sat down to watch it one evening.

Worst mistake ever. Got halfway through the second episode and completely shattered all my childhood memories. My advice? Don't do it.

And while I'm here...

@ Steven Raith

Not all the episodes of Firefly were "the best ever". They were all fantastic, except "Jaynestown", which was the best ever!

Alien Face, because there is nothing else appropriate to use....

YouTube rolls out Scientology double standard

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@ Grrr

They probably did engage someone in the feds, just not through official channels. From what I understand (and I could be wrong here, so please feel free to correct me anyone) they have managed to infiltrate a lot of the intelligence services/law agencies in 'merca land to such a degree that not even the same said agencies are sure as to how high a level, or to what level of saturation the infiltration occurs.

What's more worrying is that of the 5 posts to the site so far, four are posted "Anonymous".

See the effect it has?

Alien face, because that's what they think.....

Pain ray really killer ray gun, many goats dead, says 'expert'

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@ Niall

Would these be the goats that have been de-bleated, or do you just use the standard farm variety?

"Here's looking at you, Kid" ;o)

See what I did there? Didya, Didya?

Mines the one with the First Earth Battalion ID card in the secret hidden pocket....