* Posts by Kane

1826 publicly visible posts • joined 17 May 2007

There's NordVPN odd about this, right? Infosec types concerned over strange app traffic

Kane

Re: Goes to prove

"(Seriously, for a while you could barely watch a youtube vid without it turning into a NordVPN ad at some point)"

Still is the case, a lot of the creator channels are getting big sponsor bucks for promoting NordVPN in their videos.

Thank you, your DNA data will help secure your… oh dear, we've lost that too

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Re: Hotel Security

"something actually called a "badge", rather than a key"

Yeah, but "keyed" is something that happens to your car in a car park because you can't tell where the painted lines are.

Or you have an unhappy spouse.

Not another pro-Brexit demo... though easy to confuse: Each Union Jack marks a pile of poo

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Re: Seen similar in London

"Lose the Brexit whining please...."

Nope, shan't!

Not biased against you and not going anywhere, judge tells Post Office in Horizon IT system case

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Re: A job...

DELIVER USsssssss......

You were warned and you didn't do enough: UK preps Big Internet content laws

Kane
Pint

Re: You lot have spent so much time ...

"And it's not beer-o-clock here..."

It's always beer-o-clock somewhere.

Get the smell out of here! Gaming tournament bans players who raise a literal stink

Kane

"The stale smell of BO, dirty clothes and virginity."

There you go with the disparaging comments about virgins again!

The man doth protest too much, methinks!

Scare-bnb: Family finds creeper cams hidden in their weekend rental by scanning Wi-Fi

Kane
Facepalm

Re: A learning experience.

"1a) Wired-in Smoke Detector installation location obviously already has AC power. But not likely to have Ethernet. Ceilings are not usually prewired with Ethernet."

One man's ceiling is another man's floor. Or the same man. Depends on how many floors there are. Or men.

The point is, I have Ethernet cabling running from downstairs to upstairs in my house and it passes under the floor of the main bedroom. Which also happens to be the ceiling of the living room.

Boffins baffled by planet nugget whizzing round white dwarf that should have killed it

Kane
Mushroom

Re: Y'all missed the obvious.

"Liberate mei ex inferis!"

Libera te tutemet ex inferis!

Prince Harry takes a stand against poverty, injustice, inequality? Er, no, Fortnite

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Re: tax it

"Single player games.

Love good ones. Especailly from Naughty Dog"

Aye, looking forward to The Last of Us Part 2, that should be a treat.

Also, although not Naughty Dog, Death Stranding; everything I'm seeing is telling me to book a week off for that one.

Kane

Re: Fortnight

"And I took the piss."

Rightly so, that game is a travesty and a blight upon the masses.

Well, not so "massy" at the moment as it seems player count is falling off a cliff.

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Joke

Re: Fortnight

"There are bette4 ways to find amusement"

That's right, he could be playing Anthem instead!

Kane

Re: Personally I agree with Harry

"He'll get roasted just from a brisk walk outside in mild Spring weather."

He'll get roasted just from a slow walk under a halogen lamp at midnight.

Kane

Re: tax it

"Age restricted?

So why are 8-10yr olds playing it as witnessed on the bus yesterday."

Because their parents are not supervising the use of their devices closely enough? Maybe?

"I'm actually with Harry on this one. These games are deliberately designed to be addictive just like hard drugs.

That's probably closer to the truth than some people are willing to admit, particularly when it come to the Looter/Shooter genre (I'm looking at you EA/Activision-Blizzard, with your bastardly loot boxes), however I tend to stay away from those types of games, for a number of reasons:

  • 1 - I don't play well with others in online environments
  • 2 - I despise the mechanisms of the constant pestering that has become prevalent with the monetisation practises being employed and
  • 3 - I prefer a solitary experience where I am free to explore the environment and story that has been presented via the developers artistic expression.

However, I realise as I'm writing this and reading through the remainder of your post, that this will largely pass you by as it appears you have denigrated my hobby and pastime by comparing it to watching paint dry.

May I recommend a couple of sessions of Catan instead?

Kane
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Re: Thanks Harry

I thought we were an autonomous collective.

Frontline workers urged to help stop UK.gov automating data slurps for immigration checks

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Re: Learning from history

"When you can't trust the police not to arrest you rather than help you - then you have to go to some local "help" if you are in trouble

Then you owe them so you have to do little jobs for them - soon you can't go to the police anyway

Pretty soon everyone in that community is part of, or necessarily supporting of the local "help"

Worked for, Italians in NY in the 1900s, Latino gangs in LA and catholics in Belfast in the 60s/70s

If this tory policy really works, soon we will have ISIS as embedded in UK politics as as Sinn Fein's "paramilitary wing" are in NI."

Wow, that's some mind fart you expelled there, matey. Here, have a pint, it might calm your nerves.

International Bullying Machine? Big Blue seeks exposure of corporate canary

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Headmaster

Re: Editor Optional as well as title?

"I was looking forward to read this article, but the opening sentence left me wondering whether the journalist knows what he / she / it is doing..."

I was looking forward to reading this comment, but the opening sentence left me wondering whether the commentard knows what he / she / it is doing...

.

.

I get where you're coming from, I truly do, but a lack of simple oversight leaves one open to criticism.

Bit nippy, is it? Hive smart home users find themselves tweaking thermostat BY HAND

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Joke

Re: Crippled by technology

"Thermostats are for wimps. I just throw another log Centrica engineer on the fire."

Aussie engineer accuses 'serial farter' supervisor of bullying, seeks $1.8m redress

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Boffin

"Unsurprisingly he was single, and most likely a virgin."

Not necessarily. Those of us who have been married a fair bit of time, we tend to lose the social...habits...of self control. It's to do with being particularly comfortable with those around you for long periods of time, and this can translate to the workplace.

For example, when at home my wife will quite happily burp in front of me after a particularly enjoyable meal. However, she would turn an interesting shade of red if this were to happen in public.

Top personnel general joined Capita months after firm won its Army recruiting IT contract

Kane

Re: And who will lose out?

"Oh yes, everyone except those with their trotters in the troughs."

With your head down in the pig bin

Saying 'Keep on digging'

Pig stain on your fat chin

What do you hope to find

Down in the pig mine?

You're nearly a laugh

You're nearly a laugh

But you're really a cry

'It's full of beer!' Miracle fridge reveals itself to pals tuckered out from cleaning flooded cabin

Kane

"Depends on what sort of cider."

Depends on what sort of tap!

Kane
Devil

Re: <Evil Grin>

"Swapping lids could be a good experiment in showing how much some of them depend on it on a daily basis."

You bastard! You complete and utter bastard! There is no need for that! We KNOW how much we need it! There's no need to deprive us of our fix!

Public disgrace: 82% of EU govt websites stalked by Google adtech cookies – report

Kane

Re: The four great lies.

"The cheque is in the post.

I will still love you in the morning

I won't come in your mouth

Cookies are essential for the correct operation of this site."

You forgot "Just the tip".

Holy sh*tsnacks! Danger zone! Edinburgh Uni's Archer 2 super 'puter will cost a cool £79m

Kane
Pint

Re: *sploosh*

If the good lord didn't intend for us to drink in the morning, he wouldn't have invented Gin.

Or Vodka.

Or Whiskey.

Or leftover Vermouth, if you're in a pinch.

Kane

Re: *sploosh*

We're done with phrasing.

The HeirPod? Samsung Galaxy Buds teardown finds tiny wireless cans 'surprisingly repairable'

Kane
Boffin

Re: Wireless?

"I do keep getting them tangled in my scarf though..."

You are Tom Baker, and I claim my £5 and a bag of jelly babies!

Kane

Re: Wireless?

"I honestly don't get the wireless earphone thing. Maybe it's my age..."

Nope, it's the removal of the headphone jack on current models of phones (thanks Apple) that have caused the rise of the wireless earphone/bud.

Not that it bothers me as I don't use my phone to listen to music, I have a separate MP3 player for that, old school.

NASA's crap infosec could be 'significant threat' to space ops

Kane
Black Helicopters

Re: apparently too small of a budget

"then again, since WHEN has any gummint agency decided that SECURITY was an important line item on the budget?"

The NSA I would imagine. I mean, it's part of their name.

Transcript leak: Inside Facebook's secret crisis meeting, where Zuck and Sheryl race to save social network's rep

Kane

Yarp

"All: Very seriously."

At this point, my mind jumped straight to Hot Fuzz.

For the Greater Good.

What happens when security devices are insecure? Choose the nuclear option

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Re: I had one of these at the time

Came here just to mention that - those pamphlets are downright frightening in themselves.

Also, When the Wind Blows still gives me chills to watch. Excellent film.

Watchdog asks UK.gov to reissue freedom of information guidance after councils are told to STFU about Brexit plans

Kane
Paris Hilton

Re: Nothing to hide, nothing to fear ...

"They deserve a special treatment."

Hmmm...

Kane
Black Helicopters

Re: Pay tax and see the money used to build the STASI....

"Typical authoritarian approach. While GCHQ is tracking phone calls, reading emails and text messages, hacking our friends in Belgium (Belgacom).....the citizens who are paying for the STASI aren't allowed to find out what the elected local authorities are doing on their behalf. Welcome to the future present."

Ahem...

Amazon Prime Air flight crashes in Texas after 6,000ft nosedive

Kane

Re: We all thought the same!

I think you should leave.

Decoding the President, because someone has to: Did Trump just blow up concerted US effort to ban Chinese 5G kit?

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Re: 6G?

"Ok so that's like Spinal Tap wanting an Amp that can go to 11."

I think you'll find they actually had amps that went to 11!

Bored bloke takes control of British Army 'psyops' unit's Twitter

Kane
Joke

Re: "Fossils were put there by God to test us. Like Richard Dawkins. And facts."

Enter stage right, the late, great Bill Hicks! Everyone, give him a round of applause!

...But I actually asked this guy, ‘OK, dinosaur fossils-- how does that fit into your scheme of life? What's the deal?

He goes: ‘God put those here to test our faith.’

'I think God put you here to test my faith, dude. I think I've figured this out.

Does that-- That's what this guy said. Does that bother anyone here? The idea that God might be fucking with our heads? Anyone have trouble sleeping restfully with that thought in their head? God's running around burying fossils: ‘Ho ho! We'll see who believes in me now, ha ha! I'm a prankster God. I am killing me, ho ho ho!’ You know?

You die, you go to St. Peter:

Did you believe in dinosaurs?’

‘Well, yeah. There were fossils everywhere. (trapdoor opens) Aaaaarhhh!’

‘You fuckin' idiot! Flying lizards? You're a moron. God was fuckin' with you!’

‘It seemed so plausible, aaaaaahh!’

‘Enjoy the lake of fire, fucker!

Just do IoT? We'd walk a mile in someone else's Nike smart sneakers, but they seem to be 'bricked'

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Boffin

Bricking...

What happens when the construction industry catches onto this whole IoT stuff, and they start incorporating it into building materials?

What happens when the bricks...brick?

Will we need a whole new nomenclature?

Kane
Trollface

Re: Self lacing?

"I don't care about the "internet connected" part, but if I don't have to dick with shoelaces, I'll pay bucks for that."

Would Sir be interested in a bridge I have for sale?

What has an 'open-door policy' with industry and puts the X into NHS? Brits, let app-happy Matt Hancock tell you

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Unhappy

An Open Door policy...

...much like this one, yes?

Germany tells America to verpissen off over Huawei 5G cyber-Sicherheitsbedenken

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Re: Ridiculous article

"It's not about whether Huawei Cisco is spying on us today, but about the risk of them abusing the infrastructure we are to build. Huawei Cisco has ties with the Chinese American government, the Chinese American government has been spying on us and wants to dominate us. Do we deliver our next generation communication platform into their hands? I say "no", regardless of whether they have already been caught spying. If they can, they will do it ... 100% certain."

There, fixed that for you.

Accused hacker Lauri Love loses legal bid to reclaim seized IT gear

Kane

"From what was detailed in the article, I believe that the judge thinks there is plenty in the file names, etc. to believe that the hard drives contain the digital equivalent of a loaded firearm. Given that, I can understand why they don't believe him entirely innocent and don't want to let him have the hardware back."

Then the NCA should press charges.

Twilight of the sundials: Archaic timepiece dying out and millennials are to blame, reckons boffin

Kane
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Re: Using a sundial at night

"I really hope that it was a joke..."

Like a jumbo jet in the night...

Use an 8-char Windows NTLM password? Don't. Every single one can be cracked in under 2.5hrs

Kane

Re: Easy to remember

"I use favorite song or album titles.

Take the initial letters.

For example"

ssosfagtiacagwap

From Red Planet to deep into the red: Suicidal extrovert magnet Mars One finally implodes

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"INTERESTING RED PLANET YOU HAVE HERE, REMINDS ME OF FOURECKS ON MY MORE USUAL BEAT, BUT IT'S EVEN MORE DEADLY, DESPITE THE LACK OF SPIDERS"

Dangerous Mammals, Reptiles, Amphibians, Birds, Fish, Jellyfish, Insects, Spiders, Crustaceans, Grasses, Trees, Mosses and Lichens of Terror Incognita.

Volume 29C

Part 3

Yay, we got a B for maths. Literally, a bee: Little nosy nectar nerds smart enough to add, abstract numbers

Kane

Re: Hex Lives!

"the same saddo who downvoted yours I suspect (and presumably mine)"

Probably Robert Rankin - he was always irked that he didn't have his own shelf in WH Smith.

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Alert

Hex Lives!

+++Mr. Jelly! Mr. Jelly!+++

+++Error At Address: 14, Treacle Mine Road, Ankh-Morpork+++

+++MELON MELON MELON+++

+++Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

+++Whoops! Here Comes The Cheese! +++

+++Oneoneoneoneoneoneone+++

European Commission orders mass recall of creepy, leaky child-tracking smartwatch

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Go

Re: Tip of the Iceberg

"Out means out. No one (who loyally vote leave) cares about any of that stuff, just so long as the UK is no longer a vassal state of the EU and free from stupid Brussels rules and regulations that GB had absolutely no hand in crafting whatsoever."

Invoking Poe's Law.

OK, it's early 2019. Has Leeds Hospital finally managed to 'axe the fax'? Um, yes and no

Kane

Re: paper records

"Paper rot is something that happens though."

Photocopiers are your friend.

El Reg talks to PornHub sister biz AgeID – and an indie pornographer – about age verification

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Re: Huge loophole?

What a legend!

I'm a crime-fighter, says FamilyTreeDNA boss after being caught giving folks' DNA data to FBI

Kane
Big Brother

NSA? CIA? DHS? IRS?

Kane
Facepalm

Re: Well helloooooo.

"This is incorrect. If you're not charged, or found not guilty then your DNA and fingerprints are deleted automatically. Even if you're convicted, the data will be erased after a period of time, for most offences."

Mwah!

The level of naivety of this statement is staggering.

Furious Apple revokes Facebook's enty app cert after Zuck's crew abused it to slurp private data

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Boffin

Re: Promise to do better

"Nuke them from orbit, it is the only way to be sure."

Look, this is a multi-billion dollar installation, okay? You can't make that kind of decision. You're just a grunt! Uh, no offense.