Re: "Fossils were put there by God to test us. Like Richard Dawkins. And facts."
Enter stage right, the late, great Bill Hicks! Everyone, give him a round of applause!
...But I actually asked this guy, ‘OK, dinosaur fossils-- how does that fit into your scheme of life? What's the deal?’
He goes: ‘God put those here to test our faith.’
'I think God put you here to test my faith, dude. I think I've figured this out.’
Does that-- That's what this guy said. Does that bother anyone here? The idea that God might be fucking with our heads? Anyone have trouble sleeping restfully with that thought in their head? God's running around burying fossils: ‘Ho ho! We'll see who believes in me now, ha ha! I'm a prankster God. I am killing me, ho ho ho!’ You know?
You die, you go to St. Peter:
‘Did you believe in dinosaurs?’
‘Well, yeah. There were fossils everywhere. (trapdoor opens) Aaaaarhhh!’
‘You fuckin' idiot! Flying lizards? You're a moron. God was fuckin' with you!’
‘It seemed so plausible, aaaaaahh!’
‘Enjoy the lake of fire, fucker!’