Re: Never understood some names
"Why is a game consisting of getting sunburned standing around named after a nocturnal insect ?"
Racial memory, although the spelling has become corrupted over time.
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"Why is a game consisting of getting sunburned standing around named after a nocturnal insect ?"
Racial memory, although the spelling has become corrupted over time.
"With a little bit of Google AI magic we can presume that it will automatically add a Calendar entry into your GMail account reminding you when you are likely to die be renewed."
There, FTFY
"many people are buying those stocks just make those pigs squeal, with the full intention of just burning this money for the resulting shadenfreude"
"One wonders if holographic professors are coming after universities reopen?"
Why not, already done it with Richard Burton!
ULLA
"I expect that at the event 201 planning sessions they realised a need for deniable covert monitoring of targeted households. Pre-installed “Russian” spyware (yet again) kind of gives the game away, they probably paid extra for it.
After the free speech ban, neighbour snitching, mobile tracking and unwarranted travel restrictions have been normalised, expect strict enforcement of “new normal” globalist eco-fascist agenda 21 / 30. Carbon taxes, meat rationing, permits for everything, social credit scores, re-education centres."
See, here's the thing.
You may be right.
But, by posting as an Anonymous Coward, you've lost all opportunity to point the finger at everyone here and shout "SEE? TOLD YOU SO!!!", when it does happen.
You should stand by your comments.
"Betcha that every single one of those off-the-shelf, low-spec, consumer grade laptops - that would retails at maybe £249 - will have been billed at about the price of a top-end Lenovo X-series laptop without the slightest hint of irony."
If Computacentre are running the purchasing process, I fully expect them to charge rent to the DfE, for the easily repayable sum of the price of a top-end Lenovo X-series laptop.
Monthly. (Irony charged separately).
"Damned if they do, damned if they don't
Pearl clutching voice: the kids can't access lessons online
Government rushes out laptops to help
This is the result..."
Utter Bollocks.
It's not like we haven't been in this situation for, oh, I don't know, the past ten fucking months for them to be able to pull their finger out and do this thing correctly, is it? They should have had this on the go from the first lockdown, you know, when all the schools shut for the remainder of the year up to the summer holidays, or even during the summer holidays to allow the correct procedures to be followed, like the article lined out. Or even when they made the decision to keep the schools closed post Christmas...
Oh no, wait, they didn't do that, did they. They waited until the school year was about to restart, then made the decision to close the schools down on the first day of term.
The point being, it shouldn't have been a rush job in the first place.
Absolute shower, the lot of them.
And stop apologising for them ("Damned if they do, damned if they don't"). The DfE don't need your help in that regard, they need to pull their fucking fingers out and do the job that's in front of them.
Cunts.
"For example, after a computer security failure cost the company £60 million and 100,000 customers, I imagine the subject gets somewhat more attention at TalkTalk than it did in Dido's day."
In the normal course of things, I would agree, but this is a government agency we're talking about here,
"So something that's not true can be true ? Politicians apparently live with a different set of logic rules than the rest of humanity."
"Once they teach them to use a tin opener our days are numbered"
Dogs are not like cats, who amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw. Men made dogs, they took wolves and gave them human things--unnecessary intelligence, names, a desire to belong, and a twitching inferiority complex. All dogs dream wolf dreams, and know they're dreaming of biting their Maker. Every dog knows, deep in his heart, that he is a Bad Dog...
- Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
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"And mine seems to like to remind me to take regular breaks by coming in and sitting on my keyboard."
Two of my three use this tactic to remind me when it's time for their midday meal (a.k.a. 3pm).
Mines the one with the bag of Dreamies in the pocket. (Literally the crack of kitty treats).
"All your base"
"That's what they want you to think."
Consider Orangutans.
In all the worlds graced by their presence, it is suspected that they can talk but choose not do so in case humans put them to work, possibly in the television industry. In fact they can talk. It’s just that they talk in Orangutan. Humans are only capable of listening in Bewilderment.
― Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
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