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Comment in code read 'Dear future me, sorry I wrote this'

Ben Boyle

Re: Impossible names

I worked with one developer who absolutely hated using hyphens or underscores in identifiers because he swore it made them harder to read. His joy on learning that square brackets let him do almost anything in SQL Server was unbounded... much like the hatred of anyone who had to maintain his :poop:

Ben Boyle

Not C#, but Delphi has a distressing quirk where local boolean variables aren't initialized to a consistent value, so on one execution it could be false, and on another true depending on what garbage happens to be in that memory address at the time. Caught me out more times back in the day than I care to admit.

"Works on my machine!"

California passes bill declaring death-by-algorithm to 3D-printed ghost guns

Ben Boyle

Re: Very Unconstitutional, but it won't stop them from trying

I hadn't considered the fourth amendment angle.

Microsoft makes Copilot easier to summon, harder to ignore in Office

Ben Boyle

Re: Microsoft makes Copilot easier to summon

Press F666 to summon Copilot

Brit dual nationals grounded by border digitization drive

Ben Boyle

"the government has worked extensively to communicate the changes"

Really? I first heard of it as an ex-pat Brit in the US when my dual-citizen Australian kin started complaining a couple of weeks ago about the cost for a family of five.

GitHub appears to be struggling with measly three nines availability

Ben Boyle

Three Nines...

"is Github working peoperly, today?"

"Nein! Nein! Nein!"

We're all going to be paying AI's Godzilla-sized power bills

Ben Boyle

Re: Cheer up.

@DS999 Dominion are looking to add $10/mo to consumer energy bills to cover those new NoVA data centers.

Ben Boyle

Dominion

It;s already in play. Dominion Energy here in Viriginia has applied to the regulators for permission to increase rates for consumers by $10/mo., magically right around the time some major tech firms are wanting to build new data centers in Northern Virginia.

Microsoft moves to the uncanny valley with creepy Copilot avatars that stare at you and say your name

Ben Boyle

Re: Go stick your head in a pig!

"Go stick your head in a pig!"

David Cameron, is that you?

UK to roll out mandatory digital ID for right to work by 2029

Ben Boyle

Yet

"But we're not proposing that we move to a system where everybody in the UK will have a digital ID and be required to show it to access all services... YET"

FTFY

No, I can't help – you called the wrong helpdesk, in the wrong place, for the wrong platform

Ben Boyle

Re: Warren's big mistake

Or the joys of Outlook and Entra, where it logs you out every hour (probably our corporate settings) so you stop getting notifications at all until you authenticate, hoping you were looking at the phone screen in the three seconds the MFA code was on display before it switches to MS Authenticator. And then you have to kill the app and reopen it for it to sync.

Bargain-hunting boss saw his bonus go up in a puff of self-inflicted smoke

Ben Boyle

Oooof

My sister once called me shortly after finding that switch on a PC I'd bought set up for her only a couple of weeks before. If only she'd called me before she idly flipped it, or while the machine was powered down... Thankfully it was an older model Dell desktop that I'd acquired at auction to keep her going, but she sure as hell paid for the replacement.

Curiosity, thou art a fickle mistress!

GitHub alienates developers by force feeding them AI recommendations

Ben Boyle

Farceberk did it years ago...

... and I still despise it.

Most of the time the feed is just utter drivel and sponsored crap that has nothing to do with my interests, the same things I've seen from weeks ago, and very occasionally a recent post from someone on my friends list.

Virginia scraps poke-to-vote machines hackers destroyed at DefCon

Ben Boyle

Virginia voting machines

My last rounds of voting used a paper ballot that was completed and then fed into a scanner attached to the machine. Scanned and paper audit trail collected, I assume.

Scottish pensioners rage at Virgin cabinet blocking their view

Ben Boyle

Buckfast or MD 20/20

Chrome wants to remember which Websites to silence

Ben Boyle

YouTube?

Will this include YouTube? It;s REALLY ANNOYING when you go to a channel's page to view the list of videos and the profile video starts to play, then when you select a video to watch, watch, hit back to return to the list it plays again... and again... and again...

UK government's war on e-cigs is over

Ben Boyle

re: Godwin

Farage's law?

UK regulator set to ban ads depicting bumbling manchildren

Ben Boyle

Re: This is a good thing

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/494595922/public-goods-revolutionizing-household-products

BOFH: Putting the commitment into committee

Ben Boyle

Re: A Question of style

@Sir Runcible - what you want is called "Fences" from Stardock. Lovely little piece of software.

http://www.stardock.com/products/fences/

LinkedIn U-turns on Bluetooth-enabled 'Tinder for marketers'

Ben Boyle

Re: Update

You're not the only one. Straw poll of my connections who use linkedin agree that the amount of spam coming to linkedin-only addresses has increased drastically in the past couple of months.

Embrace our cloud, damn you: Microsoft dangles 40% discount on Azure instances

Ben Boyle
Pint

Re: Whoops, maybe next month...

My masthead vulture seems to have gone for a pint, too. Pity, as he was a really helpful guy to have around.

Windows 10 Creators Update general rollout begins with a privacy dialogue

Ben Boyle

Re: That installation dialogue in full...

[ ] Just the tip

Facebook, Google, etc: Yeah, yeah, we'll work on the nasty stuff about bombs – but we ain't doing no backdoors

Ben Boyle
Pint

It's simples

Add a question when people create accounts... "Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of a terrorist organization?" and if they pick "yes" ten don't let them have an account so then they can't communicate.

Job done, now off to the pub for a pint.

Oxford Uni boffins say internet filters probably won't protect teens

Ben Boyle

In other news

Pope Catholic, ursine feces found in woods...

"accidental" censorship or step one on the road to having the capabilities in place and generally accepted.

COP BLOCKED: Uber app thwarted arrests of its drivers by fooling police with 'ghost cars'

Ben Boyle

Re: All hail Uber!!

Mine too - Ka-Bar tactical spork

Imagine a ChromeOS-style Windows 10 ... oh wait, there it is and it's called Windows Cloud

Ben Boyle
Windows

Windows RT

Wasn't one of the problems for RT that people saw "Windows" and got pissed that they couldn't run their normal apps on it? Won;t making Windows Cloud UWP only have a similar effect?

Court finds GCHQ and MI5 engaged in illegal bulk data collection

Ben Boyle

Law retrospectively changing in...

3... 2... 1...

Willing to bet there'll be no actual punishment, maybe a vaguely worded statement about lessons leaned and words having been had with the persons involved.

UK will build new nuclear bomb subs, says Defence Secretary

Ben Boyle

Re: Vanguard, Victorious, Vigilant and Vengeance

Tinky Winky, Dipsy, La La and Po.

She cannae take it, Captain Kirk! USS Zumwalt breaks down

Ben Boyle

@Francis Boyle - Re: That's what happen when you have a Kirk...

Norfolk is also the home of PETA, so no hi-jinks with any furry creatures or there'll be uproar.

You call it 'hacking.' I call it 'investigation'

Ben Boyle

Puts the finger

IN the problem... FTFY

T-Mobile USA: DON'T install Apple's iOS 10, for the love of God

Ben Boyle

Can we get some photos of T-Mob users

So we can see if they're holding it correctly?

Inside our three-month effort to attend Apple's iPhone 7 launch party

Ben Boyle

Re: Game, Set & Match to the Vultures

2009 MBP here - probably wont be buying another unless they bring back the 17". Trying to use X Code on anything smaller is an exercise in frustration and while, yes, I could buy a larger display the point of the portable is that I can, well, PORT it and use it when I'm away from my comfy abode or uncomfy office.

Adblock Plus blocks Facebook's ad-blocker buster: It's a block party!

Ben Boyle

Blocking legitimate posts?

Facebook are already doing that themselves with their constant switching people to the "Top Stories" feed and selective display of items in the "Most Recent" list.

E.g. SWMBO says to me "Why didn't you like my latest cute discovery I posted ten minutes ago?" and yet it's nowhere in my news feed. I go to her page to feast mine eyes upon her missive and have to wade through half a ton of "Posts I may not have seen yet" and stuff from two days ago before finally finding the post from ten minutes back.

Curation, my ass.

Server vendor has special help desk for lying, incompetent sysadmins

Ben Boyle

Re: Wrong sized hammer

AKA "Percussive Maintenance"

Ben Boyle

Re: "Microsoft Certified Support Engineer"

Or indeed Must Consult Somebody Experienced

Crooks abusing Facebook to offer credit card samples

Ben Boyle

Re: Just one reason

No need for a soldering iron with my bank - the CVV number rubs off after a couple of weeks of wallet exercising activity with no help from anyone.

Which is great right before Christmas when you need to make an online purchase and can't remember it :/

Cloudian clobbers car drivers with targeted ads

Ben Boyle

Uniquely relevant

On your way home from the dealership: "You're driving a brand new BMW... would you like to buy a new BMW?"

Just picked up your daughter: "You recently searched for baby products, you should buy Pampers!"

In the car with the wife and she's looking a bit testy: "Try AshleyMadison.com, free for 30 days!"

We may expect targeted ads, because that's what's being shoved down our throats, but it doesn't mean that we *like* it.

Microsoft's paid $60 per LinkedIn user – and it's a bargain, because we're mugs

Ben Boyle
Stop

El Reg seems to be monetizing it's user base, too

Given that I had a call on my work cellphone number from "The Register on behalf of Kaminario" trying to give me all flash storage white papers a couple of weeks ago...

One wonders what value Vulture Central places on individual commentards.

Adpocalypse 'will wipe out display ad growth' by 2020

Ben Boyle

Re: Is it just me ....

@Kryptonaut

You'd have a fair point if the ads weren't obnoxious, invasive, or occasionally carrying a malware payload. Until the online ad industry can clean up its act, then blocking is the only way to stay safe.

Site owners should be applying pressure to the ad industry, not to their customers, if they want to keep the revenue stream.

Blocking ads? Smaller digital publishers are smacked the hardest

Ben Boyle

Re: My heart bleeds

4. Clean up your shit so that the ad networks aren't malware vectors.

Ireland's tech sector fears fallout of Brexit 'Yes' vote

Ben Boyle

Re: "no fixed controls on the land border between Northern Ireland and the republic"

@joeW... I will not make a leprechaun joke... I will not make a leprechaun joke... I will not make a leprechaun joke... I will not make a leprechaun joke...

Big-screen Skype gets small farewell note

Ben Boyle

Re: I <> Everyone

Yep, holiday calls with the extended and dispersed fam are the key use case for Skype on the TV, at least in the home. I've seen businesses use it for site to site in small conference rooms too.

Cinema boss gives up making kids turn off phones: 'That's not how they live their life'

Ben Boyle

Update from AMC

AMC just sent out an email saying that “… there will be NO TEXTING ALLOWED in any of auditoriums at AMC Theaters. Not today, not tomorrow and not in the foreseeable future.”

Czech Republic to rebrand

Ben Boyle
Trollface

Re: Will the Czechs change their name to Czechians?

@chivo243 - Hollandaise?

Adblock wins in court again – this time against German newspaper

Ben Boyle

Re: $22bn

Obviously they're using the same mathematicians and formulae to calculate losses as the RIAA

FBI backs down against Apple: Feds may be able to crack killer's iPhone without iGiant's help

Ben Boyle

Re: precedent

Trying to derive a whine-whine from the loose-loose situation...

More and more Brits are using ad-blockers, says survey

Ben Boyle

Re: @Lost all faith Same here

@Tom 13

Odd, my wife has the same reaction to Outback's food. Personally I find the over the top "aussie" accent used by their voice over people to be incredibly irritating, but I know a few others who think it;s great.

Brit censors endure 10-hour Paint Drying movie epic

Ben Boyle

Re: Brilliant

AFRICAN-American wall, so the Academy Awards nominations won't be a whitewash...

Getting metal hunks into orbit used to cost a bomb. Then SpaceX's Falcon 9 landed

Ben Boyle

Now push... and pull... and PUSH....

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