* Posts by Jason 24

208 publicly visible posts • joined 6 Jul 2009

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IT workers told, 'Put down the biscuits, fat boy'

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Are you sure...

That that's a joke? Sounds spot on to me!

Brazilian Playboy eyes miniskirted uni student

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Kudos to AC @19:28 on the last article

As he clearly states;

" I bet she will get a contract to pose for Playboy (hope they have enough Photoshop licenses) and appear in different shows, all for money."

Kudos mate!

And yes, please keep us posted on this el reg!

Nation's parents prepare to be vetted

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I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth; banks are going bust; shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter; punks are running wild in the street, and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it.

We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat. And we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be!

We all know things are bad -- worse than bad -- they're crazy.

It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out any more. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we're living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, "Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials, and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone."

Well, I'm not going to leave you alone.

I want you to get mad!

I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot. I don't want you to write to your Congressman, because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street.

All I know is that first, you've got to get mad.

You've gotta say, "I'm a human being, goddammit! My life has value!"

So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell,

"I'm as mad as hell,

and I'm not going to take this anymore!!"

Microsoft goes Darwinian with evolutionary tree patent

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Hypocrites

That is all

Trade body loses laptop full of driving conviction data

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@Hayden clark

So why *is* the DPA never enforced?

Because this entire country is a joke and everyone has a sense of humour, so why would we take anything seriously?

Truck drivers! Don't go texting now

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@Flocke Kroes

I have to agree here fully. I've only been driving 4 weeks now, but on an hour drive on Saturday night I was looking at my speedometer a hell of a lot, more than is safe I think, but I sure as shit don't want to risk getting 6 points and being banned already from ticking 3mph over the speed limit.

Fuck this country, I am out of here as soon as I can. Which means watching my speedometer for at least 2 more years until I can drive abroad! FFS!

Fail for the government and stupid laws.

eBay revenue shrivel hits nine month mark

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Good riddance!

The sooner paypal and ebay are gone the happier the world of e-commerce will be, I've seen so many horror stories from store owners and paypal disputes that it amazes me they are still going. Customer service? None existant over there.

Office admin sacked for Blears abuse

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Freedom of speech my arse

Wankers the lot of them. It was posted anonymously, so I wonder how much more of my (tax payers) money was wasted tracing this back to her?

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