Re: Not my opinion!
You really need to be telling the old one that goes ....
A man and his son are involved in a terrible car accident. An ambulance is called but on the way to hospital the father unfortunately passes away. The boy is a highly critical condition on arrival and is rushed into the operating theatre. As the surgeon is preparing they suddenly turn to their colleagues and state "I cannot operate". "Why not Doctor?" comes the reply "because that's my son!".....
How is this possible,....?
Of course the answer is that the surgeon is the boys mother but it gets more than most people especially if it's the first time they've heard it.
Got told it when I was about 8 never forgotten it and like to think it just helped shaped me into a very slightly better person although that's debatable.