Posts by Ken 16

Loud sex a human right, says loud sex woman

maybe the ASBO should be directed at her partner?

how long does this last anyway?

Cambridge Uni cheerleaders in naming FAIL

cambridge tossers

for the men?

Aspiring model pleasures Taoist master

There's a 50/50 chance this'll work...

'cause it's guaranteed that one of us is getting lucky tonight!

Transparent OLEDs demoed

SatNav HUD?

I want a transparent head up display for my satnav, not a TV

WTF is this country called America?

if it's not a Country, it must be a Western

and the seals were asking for it!

Vive Les Habs!

Historian slams 'absolutely crazy' UK time zone

you English are just Scotlands bitch

Get used to it or go back where you came from! (at least the anglo saxon and norman contingents).

That will set your clocks back.

Zeppelin-borne boffins in Bay Area alien 'extremophile' hunt

Zeppelin Alien Hunter

That is my ideal job!

Swedish military bras burst, melt during 'rigorous exercise'

and I forgot to ask the last time...

in best fake yorkshire accent;

Where's t'IT angle?

freedom of information

I think competitive trials are required, with full disclosure of results. These should be carried out urgently, or at least before Sweden's next war, and possibly televised.

The grenade = don't shove it up your arse, keep it in your bra

Bank fined £3m for data loss

As a bank?

...can they get a government bail out for that or does the fine need to be bigger before that happens?

Microsoft invests $1m in IT girls

That's a lot of flights to India

...where those IT jobs will be.

Bill, with the horn!

Russian snatches world's strongest 'intimate muscles' crown

So, Mr Bond...

this puts Xenia Onatopps thigh muscles to shame.

IBM UK snuffs 'final salary' pensions

It will save money...

So when is the Civil Service going to make the same decision?

Russians demand flying cars and telepathy

I get bored easily

So can I have my bloody jetpack now to keep me amused while I wait for the rest?