* Posts by lorenzo

23 publicly visible posts • joined 3 Jul 2009

Net watchdog inserts self in Googlebooks pact

Paris Hilton

Love your librarian

Post 9 11 the Bushsters tried to make Lil ol Librarians snoop on their lovely library users. The old ladies in the knitware stood up to the evil Washingtonians. Now google has let the snoopsters in the back door.


Paris -cos she knows the value of online anonimity

Israelis offer unmanned robo smart-missile 8-pack

Paris Hilton

Never mind robot wars...

...what about risk?

I just wanted an excuse to write Kamchatka!

Paris-cos she knows all about playing games to release tension

Most gamers fat and miserable, finds study

Paris Hilton

Not me

I'm not a gamer. Ha!

I am fat and miserable hough


Last time I was a gamer, Robotron, Chuckie Egg and Defender/Planetoid were my drugs of choice. Sigh

Paris- Cos she'll be fat miserabel and over 35 one day too

NASA: Extraterrestrial sample holds ingredient for alien life

Paris Hilton

it's glycerine captain...

...but not as we know it

Paris- cos she knows what glycerine is for

Police, Cameras, Pixellation


sean is showing his true colours

"I, Sean the Copper, do solemnly and sincerely declare and affirm that I will well and truly serve the Queen in the office of constable, with fairness, integrity, diligence and impartiality, upholding fundamental human rights and according equal respect to all people; and that I will, to the best of my power, cause the peace to be kept and preserved and prevent all offences against people and property; and that while I continue to hold the said office I will to the best of my skill and knowledge discharge all the duties thereof faithfully according to law."

unless they eat lentils

perhaps you should turn in your badge then?

Facebook slims down for developing countries

Paris Hilton

too big aaarrgghh

Hey Register guys

when are we getting a mobile friendly version of of El Reg?

I need my tech news fix constantly

Never mind bloomin FB

I can get that on my phone already

Paris- cos she knows all about regular access

Crystal ball torches woman's flat

Paris Hilton

Should a seen it coming

No need for insurance if you can see the future. etc etc

I bet it was an insurance job...

only she forgot to takeout insurance

Paris- cos she knos the value of protection from unforseen events

Martha Lane-Fox: No broadband, no citizenship

Paris Hilton

Welcome to the Hotel Internet

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

We will find you, we will monitor you, we will lose your data, there will be no escape.

Solyent Green anyone

Paris- Cos even she knows that internet exposure is for life not just for Winterval

Cal Tech, Berkeley and UCSB working on 'iPhoD'

Paris Hilton

I've got an iPhud

Is this the same thing?

Paris - cos she knows the difference between a phod and and phud

Dennis the Menace buys FriendsReunited

Paris Hilton

Beano reuntied

£25 million? how many gobstoppers could you buy for that?

The publishers of the Sunday Post have now embraced the twentieth century

How Spiffing

Paris- cos she knows how fast popularity can fade

IT grad sues school over failed job hunt

Paris Hilton

What? $70,000?

She could have done an MBA, become a management cosultant and boogered up companies good and proper.

Paris- cos she know the right career path when she sees one

Ballmer: People don't 'get' Microsoft's Yahoo! marriage

Paris Hilton

Don't buy stuff you don't understand...

...or can't explain

Paris- cos even she knows how to make money from "relationships"

Unions demands better conditions for temps


Workforce flexibility

Britain's employment environment is a fair bit more flexible than that enjoyed by our continental cousins. In a downturn when companies stop taking on permies, more contractors get hired. Just look at theunemployment rates in Spain , France and Germany.

So all the temps/contractors/agency workers, whatever you care to call them, are in gainfull employ because we have legislation that allows agencies to provide companies with short term staff.

Our economy may well be donald ducked, but the employment legislation situation here actually helps both companies and workers most of the time.

The TUC have good intentions and some low paid workers are exploited no doubt. People who have contracts of employment, still get exploited.

Paris- cos even she knows when she's on to a good thing and quits whining

Paris Hilton

Freeloading contractors

Get back to work

Or have you clocked off?

Paris - cos she knows a thing or two about money for nothing

Paris Hilton

Freeloading contractors

Pay your taxes!

Like the rest of us

Been downsized?

Live of your vast savings

Paris-cos she knows a free lunch when she sees one

Gov geek publishes 5000-word Twitter guide

Paris Hilton

I've been working!

All the time I spend on Twitter at the nation's expense is legitimate work. As is the time spent researching in pubs, changing wikipedia entries, posting on IT news sites, etc

Paris- cos she knows a thing or two about gettin gothers to pay for her jolies

BOFH: Hammer time!

Paris Hilton

I wondered where it went

except mine has no USB ports

Paris -cos she know where her ports are

Canadian uni catches the rebranding sniffles

Paris Hilton


The Uni authorities have met their erm... Waterloo

Paris- cos she knows a thing or two about marketing for the talentless

IT workers grumble about lack of career path

Paris Hilton

Moan whine moan whine repeat to fade

Choose Life not Drugs

"I want my employer to map a career path out for me"

Which reality are you guys living in?

It's up to you, no-one else. Leaving your whole career in the hands of your feckless boss or useless HR departments??

I thought IT guys were supposed to be smart.

It's a recession. you've got a job, quite moaning

When the economy picks up, go freelance, make more money, pay for yoru own training and stop moaning

Shees, anyone would think the universe owed you a living.

Now, where did i put the plans for the Improbabilty Drive?

Paris- cos she takes her future in her own hands

Jupiter takes a serious knock

Paris Hilton

Message from Mongo

Ming the Merciless has despatched war rocket Ajax to bring back the most famous Earhling

Unfortunately due to difficulties with the conversion of metric and imperial measurements, Ajax has made an unscheduled stop on Jupiter

Can you kindly strap Miss Hilton to a saturn 5 rocket and send her heavenwards

Paris -Cos she knows a thing or two about cosmic experiences

Metallica sticksman gloats over Napster downfall

Paris Hilton

Shafter of Puppies

F@cktards like Lars who live in the past/old glories make them selves ever more ridiculous with everything they say regarding t'interweb

Load, dull

Reload, duller

St Anger, dreich

Death Magnetic = Master of Puppets Volume 2

For all fans and non-fans check out the Metallica documentary"Some kind of monster" It's unintentionaly hilarious all the way through

Lars = C@ck of the highest order

Paris-cos she know how to use internet to build a career not c@ck it up

Teen cuffed for bomb threat webcam pay-per-view

Paris Hilton

Give em a job at ITV

Who hasn't made prank calls as a youth? Or even hit the fire alarm at school? It beats setting the place on fire ( it wasn't me- a big boy did it and ran away) These generation Y urchins are merely showing the rest of us up, for our lack of imagination

Paris- cause she built a career on the back of internet video

BOFH: A spot of bother


Since when do help desk answer phones?

Ours don't even ring

Faster, Simon, Faster

Beers, cos I'v ebeen in the pub already, hic!