ooer missus
Just imagine the trouble a twitcher could have posting a description of a farmyard scene on one of their recent rambles.
...the Turkey was gobbling at a large Cock that had invaded its patch. I was watching a large gathering of Great Tits worrying another large Cock, the Swallows this year are in great abundance.
Read with a slightly adenoidal Brummie accent it all seems clean and decent.