* Posts by Craig 2

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Veteran Microsoft engineer shares some enterprise support tips

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Many times have I given a device back to a customer and they say "wow you're great, how did you fix it? I was trying for hours..."

Yea, I just put in your correct password or read the popup dialog and did what it said...

Normally I would say it's such a convoluted process and "damn Microsoft" etc etc so they don't feel bad.

Tech support world record? 8.5 seconds from seeing to fixing

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There's nothing like the elation when a problem that sounds insanely complicated over the phone turns out to be a 5 second fix...

Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

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Re: I have

Maybe if they adopt the leaf as legal tender?

'Consent' LinkedIn used for data processing was not freely given, says Ireland

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Re: I've never understood this

Lawyers: To do everything by the book it's going to cost £X to license all this data acquisition and get regulatory permissions...

MS: Fuck it, we'll just grab it anyway and ask for forgiveness later...

Lawyers: That sounds like a bad idea and could end up with thousands of hours of litiga.... err, yes that sounds like a great plan.

Vivaldi gives its browser a buffing, adds a dashboard

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Sigh

When will browsers stop trying to become operating systems...

Tencent builds one NoSQL database to rule all data models

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Fresh court filing accuses Oracle of creating 'maze' of options 'hidden' in 'contract'

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Holmes

obfuscates onerous contract terms

No shit Sherlock!

iPhone 16 dubbed Apple's most repairable model in years

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Joke

Re: Very Clever

Technically, if you pass enough electrical current through it, you can make pretty much anything "debond"...

France charges Telegram CEO with multiple crimes

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Re: "why are the Governments doing nothing"

Also, I was under the impression that other companies DO comply with law enforcement requests...

China is beating the world at scientific research, think tank finds

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Trollface

Re: They're using a flawed metric

Apparently, they don't track how much is completely made up....

Four more US states pile on Apple as DoJ turns up antitrust heat

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Re: I'm not convinced

False comparisons.... This would be like if Toyota made their cars so you had to buy Toyota petrol, Toyota tires, Toyota screenwash etc. The cup holders would only fit Toyota patented cups and the wheelnuts would need a patented Toyota tool. Getting the idea now?

PayPal is planning an ad network built off your purchase history

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Explotation works both sides

I think we're all so obsessed with "They're out to exploit us!!!" that we forget that they're also out to exploit sellers who need to advertise...

Google, Apple gear to raise tracking tag stalker alarm

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Re: Tracking the trackers

AFAIK one of the triggers is if the tag owner ISN'T present. So hundreds of trackers in suitcases would presumably have their owners on the same flight.*

* Yes, we've all been there... When you know more about where your luggage is than the airline helpdesk they tend to be more like an unhelpdesk.

GM shared our driving data with insurers without consent, lawsuit claims

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Data analysis

"When is it an idiot doing a "brake check" in a road rage incident, and when is it simply evidence that a vehicle is coming to a safe stop in a short period of time"

Like any thorough data analysis you would hope a single outlier wouldn't immediately skew your insurance premiums. ie. The safe but sharp stop.

However, the `idiot` is likely performing constant aggressive manoeuvers which builds an overall picture of their perceived riskier driving.

nb. This is just a technical point, the idea itself is horrendous.

Is Russia using Starlink in Ukraine? Congress demands answers

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Should be (relatively) simple...

Either disable all Starlink IDs close to the contested front that aren't on the list of IDs sold/given to Ukraine.

Or the nuclear option: Disable all Starlinks there and then re-enable as requested by the Ukranian military.

They could even ask Ukraine for a whitelist first.

Microsoft trying to stop Copilot generating fake Putin comments on Navalny's death

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Re: Autonomous cars and other road users

" if you're close enough to be able to actually see the driver's facial expressions, then you're arguably too close already..."

Tell me you've never ridden a bike on the road without telling etc..

On a bike, you look at car driver's eyes ALL the time! Drivers pulling out of junctions (either way) or turning right (thus crossing the road in the UK) are prime examples. You then know when a driver has actually seen you. Of course, this doesn't guarantee they won't still pull out in front of you anyway, because: They misjudge your speed and think they have plenty of time, or they know that *you* have also seen them and will brake because you would prefer to avoid getting flattened today...

Toyota admits its engines are overrated – by its own power testing software

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Car manufacturers hate this one simple trick!

"The company will take a step back and make company-wide efforts to identify how we were discovered and prevent a recurrence to ensure they won't catch us again," it added.

Hackers mod a Sony PlayStation Portal to run PSP games

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Re: Playstation Classic did so poorly

Too right, it did so poorly because in typical Sony style, it was a complete money-grab. It should have been £99 with 100+ PS1 games on there. Instead it was £99 for 20 games, crappy emulation, region issues and locked down.

Look up Anbernic for much better Android handheld retro emulators.

Cops turn LockBit ransomware gang's countdown timers against them

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Re: Where?

I doubt it's aimed at the unwashed masses (ie. us). People who are angry make bad decisions and there's nothing like a bit of ridiculing to make the hackers try for some hasty payback. I would bet the law are hoping to glean some extra intel...

Apple Vision Pro units returned as folks just can't see themselves using it

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All good points, but you don't need an Apple watch to do 99% of those things... I use a Garmin watch mainly for sport but it's very handy for messages, alarms, weather, paying, health stats etc etc. The battery lasts a week or more...

As for `Why track your walks or health stats` - it's interesting... Have you ever watched a documentary, read a newspaper or article or absorbed any information not strictly related to your survival? Why is that any different?

Fake LastPass lookalike made it into Apple App Store

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Trollface

“Even more evidence that the walled garden doesn't so anything but let Apple assert control”

The app was removed, so obviously you are wrong.

Well the app wasn't removed until reaching at least this news outlet who then emailed Apple, after which it was removed.

So obviously and more importantly demonstrably, you're wrong.

CERN seeks €20B to build a bigger, faster, particle accelerator

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Re: Collide at insane speeds

Forget insane speed, we need to go straight to Ludicrous Speed

Mars Helicopter Ingenuity will fly no more, but is still standing upright

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Amazing

72 flights over 3 years...

I'll bet there's not many earthbound drones that can match that record, with zero hands-on maintenance!

X reverses course on headlines in article links, kinda

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Joke

Re: Move Fast and Break Things

Oh I think X has the special tool...

Apple pops blue bubbles of Beeper Mini's iMessage service again

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Re: Blue bubbles?

Sounds like the answer is for everyone to own Apple devices, which is of course the idea and why it's anti-competitive*.

* Assuming you regard messaging as an essential service. Imagine if Apple's email servers discarded images if not sent from an iDevice...

Nostalgia for XP sells out Microsoft's 2023 'Windows Ugly Sweater'

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Next year's Windows 8 ugly sweater will try and double between a sweater and a coat and fail at both.

Ukraine cyber spies claim Putin's planes are in peril as sanctions bite

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Re: "the civil aviation sector of terrorist Russia"

I doubt Putin single-handedly decided to invade Ukraine. I imagine advisors (civil and military) were increasingly concerned about Ukraine pivoting to Western values. If you're a authoritarian regime gradually losing your sphere of influence and failing to install puppet governments, it's a last desperate attempt to regain control. It's looking to be ill-advised and woefully misinformed and will certainly be remembered in history as an epic blunder. (History in the civilized world anyway, in Russia I'm sure it will be a glorious victory)

...and the most frightening thing about JE's post is that there's a chance he/she actually believes everything written and isn't just trolling.

Firefox slow to load YouTube? Just another front in Google's war on ad blockers

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Big Brother

Re: I do tend to ignore them

Do you really, truly ignore them though? Studies have shown even if you're fully aware you're being manipulated, it can still have an effect on decision-making.

I sometimes wonder if my own psyche is subverting conscious decisions.... Who fancies a bowl of Crunchy Nut Cornflakes?

FAA stays grounded in reality as SpaceX preps for takeoff

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Re: Failure IS the desired option while developing.

It's entirely possible that whatever failed on the launch test was modeled or simulated and found to be ok. How else do you improve your modelling and simulations if not from real world testing of those predictions?

As soon as they get a starship / booster back in one piece I'm sure it will be examined in great detail to find parts that "almost broke". Then it will probably be launched again to see what breaks next time. Of course simulations and modelling are important but there's no substitute for doing it for real...

Also, ref planes: Boeing would like a word...

Google dragged to UK watchdog over Chrome's upcoming IP address cloaking

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Re: B0ll0cks!

I think this is just written in a way open to confusion - I interpreted it as "Google can see the user's IP, but the websites being visited cannot."

Aside from that, NOBODY should be praising Google for this. It's purely a monopolistic land-grab since Google control the overhwelming majority of both advertising and browser markets. By locking them together they will become the identity gatekeepers and websites will have no option but to pay up for any kind of analytics.

Robot mistakes man for box of peppers, kills him

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Joke

Re: Enquiry or hearing of any kind?

You don't use hydraulics for griping things either, you use internet forums...

Meta's ad-free scheme dares you to buy your privacy back, one euro at a time

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So...

Every Facebook user who doesn't pay the £9.99 is going to GET £9.99 every month because that's what their data is worth... Right??

Windows CE reaches end of life, if not end of sales

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What's in a name?

I always thought it stood for Consumer Electronics...

Privacy advocate challenges YouTube's ad blocking detection scripts under EU law

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I'd have thought advertisers would have caught on to the fact that anybody actively blocking adverts really does NOT want to see them. If you've taken the extra steps to install software and deal with all the other crap on most websites that breaks when you use blocking software then you are probably not a ripe target for advertising. My initial reaction to unwanted adverts is pure hate and that's not the kind of brand awareness most companies are looking for!

Windows 11: The number you have dialed has been disconnected

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Re: So have we reached, forty years on...

Ha! Fat chance of that... A quick perusal of the Windows 11 update history shows issues regularly being fixed with drivers and OS functions that have been around for decades.

New information physics theory is evidence 'we're living in a simulation,' says author

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World of World of Warcraft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw8gE3lnpLQ

Authors Guild sues OpenAI for using Game of Thrones and other novels to train ChatGPT

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It doesn't store the original, just 'interesting' features of the original

Absolutely, this is the crux of "what is copying" or "what is reproducing". If an actual person manually performed the same categorization as OpenAI does then would there be any copyright issues? Obviously impossible in the lifetime of the universe*, but just because computers can perform tasks insanely quickly compared to humans doesn't automatically make it "copying".

*Or at least extremely improbable unless you have access to an infinite supply of monkeys.

Darth Vader voice actor James Earl Jones allows AI to take over the role

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Re: Negative Function

As a lighthearted alternative film featuring JEJ, I loved The Scarlet Buccaneer (AKA Swashbuckler) Nick Debrett is a great character and I still remember his (now) rather inappropriate limerick... "There once was a maiden..."

Google settles another Play Store antitrust case

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Re: Settlement??

Yep, filed as a rounding error under "cost of doing business"....

California DMV hits brakes on Cruise's SF driverless fleet after series of fender benders

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This is novel situation #24863 - I'm sure it will be added to the database for the AV to deal with next time. Unfortunately there are millions more novel situations out there waiting to be discovered and each is subtly different.

I've said for years that trains* will be the first widespread automated mode of transport. Until that happens, automated cars are a distant dream.

*Or maybe ships, or planes, or spaceships, or whatever. But not cars.

AI on AI action: Googler uses GPT-4 chatbot to defeat image classifier's guardian

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Terminator

"GPT-4 does not get distracted, does not get tired, does not have other duties, and is always available to perform the user’s specified task."

It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!

DC thermal management, power kit is getting easier to find and a lot more expensive

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Every company that reports record profits....

But, but... Capitalism! What your suggesting is a step towards state control of commerce.

I do agree with the sentiment, but the devil is always in the detail...

Microsoft keeps quiet amid talk of possible DDoS attack against Azure

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Re: I think it was a break away group.

Splitters!

Meta threatens to pull all news from California rather than pay El Reg a penny

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Re: Do people really only use Facebook?

"Why would you pay to read it on the Chronicle website if you could get it from Facebook for free?"

Who would know about some random news website if they didn't see it on Facebook?

Professor freezes student grades after ChatGPT claimed AI wrote their papers

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`AI` generates human-looking text by having digested an insane amount of historical human-generated text. So an AI detector would have to digest large amounts of AI-generated text to have a reference point. I would assume it could eventually become just as proficient at detecting artificial content as both generation and detection models improve.

A problem is that there is now an increasing amount of AI generated text in the public domain and future models could be training on this content. AI could eventually, as someone earlier put it `crawl up it's own arse`.

Apple pushes first-ever 'rapid' patch – and rapidly screws up

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Trollface

Now is the time install Windows 10 then.... no feature updates, but security updates for the next couple of years!!

Techie wiped a server, nobody noticed, so a customer kept paying for six months

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Re: Would have done otherwise

A real pro asks for such an obscene amount that the company end up telling YOU to `buzz off`.... Warm glow ensues

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