* Posts by ChrisB 2

74 posts • joined 24 Jun 2009


Feature bloat: Psychology boffins find people tend to add elements to solve a problem rather than take things away

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Re: You see this in every bureaucracy


This. Very much this.

Tax working from home, says Deutsche Bank, because the economy needs that lunch money you’re not spending

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Re: Tax failure to consume

Tax the failure to understand percentages!

Transport for London dangles £1.1bn carrot in pursuit of suppliers for new revenue collection deal

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Re: So they're going to spend a billion quid

This - it does seem a bit strange. I get that things become old/outdated, but the system in place at least appears to be working reasonably well.

Beware the Friday afternoon 'Could you just..?' from the muppet who wants to come between you and your beer

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Yep, until...

After many 10s of hours doing freebie stuff for my (now late) father's small business, I finally, in a fit of exasperation, snapped at him, "Look, don't you know I get paid £xx per hour for this sort of stuff?" His reply was, "I wondered when the penny would drop." In fairness, he then paid me my rate.

Lesson learned.

20% of UK businesses would rather axe their contractors than deal with IR35 – survey

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Luckily, there's a sensible approach too


It's happening, tech contractors: UK.gov is pushing IR35 off-payroll rules to private sector in Finance Bill

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Re: Curious reaction

https://twitter.com/cjbryce/status/1149334588512227329 helps explain it in broad terms. All the tax and none of the rights.

HMRC accused of not understanding its own IR35 tax reforms ahead of private sector rollout

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Re: IPSE mean well but have no teeth

IPSE have done both and worked with IHPA to have blatant misuse of CEST by the NHS over-ruled in Court. IPSE have also successfully helped a member pursue HMRC themselves, as our member's end-client, for compensation for HMRC's own lack of understanding of the end-user obligations created by public sector IR35.

Like any other body IPSE can only support those who come forward and are prepared to go through the Court process (whether ET, EAT, TT or law Courts). It can be arduous and time-consuming and many people fear it makes them a target.

IPSE continues to fight against IR35 https://ipse.in/IR35Hub

Are you sure you've got a floppy disk stuck in the drive? Or is it 100 lodged in the chassis?

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Sort of the reverse.

Many, many moons ago I wanted to upgrade from FoxPro to Visual FoxPro and the sales people at Microsoft said, "Sure, just send us a photocopy of the label on the first install disc of the old software with your order and you'll get the upgrade offer price."

Off I trot to the local library to photocopy the disc, pay my 2p or whatever to the librarian and saunter over to the copier to make the copy. Cue the librarian slowly coming up to me and, in the most gentle, sympathetic and understanding tone, saying, "I don't mean to be rude, but that's not really how you copy floppy discs."

How many Reg columnists does it take to turn off a lightbulb?

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This, so very much this.

"You will be aware that even the tiniest of hotel rooms have multiple light switches on various wall surfaces for the same lamps but in different groupings. In my case, I found that switching some lights off had the effect of toggling others back on again. After spending a minute flicking the switches up and down in alternate configurations but without succeeding in extinguishing all the lamps at the same time, I got out of bed to try the other banks of switches."

Over the years I have stayed in some of the best and some of the worst hotels in the world and this is their one commonality. FFS! It appears to be beyond the wit of mankind (or even the spark actually wiring the room) to solve this problem. We can (could) send men to the moon but... &etc

A boss pinching pennies may have cost his firm many, many pounds

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In the relatively fluid* mid-90s at my second or third major contract at a trading bank we had an overnight batch on an Intel server which took, on a good day, about 8 hours to run. On a bad day it took about 10 hours - which cut into the traders day by about an hour. Traders being raiders (this was an autocorrect but I like it so it's staying!) there was much shouting of abuse when this happened but the IT bosses would not fund a newer/better server so the support desk just had to put up with it.

Cue my impatience and a visit to the Head of Desk to have words about the abuse my team were being subjected to by his team. I explained the issue - that IT wouldn't shell out for a new server - and he asked how much one was and how quickly one could be obtained. About £4k, says I, and six weeks via regular supplier/order process or about 2 hours via Tottenham Court Road. He handed over his credit card and £20 for the taxis.

Problem solved - although I got some abuse from the IT bosses for the out-of-process solution.

*i.e. JFDI was not entirely frowned upon.

HMRC opens consultation to crack down on off-payroll working in private sector

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David 135 - can I plagiarise and slightly adapt this for public consumption?

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The consultation runs largely through the Parliamentary recess - meaning MPs (who may take a stand against this idiocy) won't be there to receive submissions or constituency communication.


Batteries are so heavy, said user. If I take it out, will this thing work?

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Re: Hmmm :(

"She can use a PC and her smart phone - but it is interesting that she will always avoid anything technical with 'I don't understand technology'."

I suspect that the same applies to many men who "can't figure out what setting to put the washing machine/dishwasher on" or similar.

Tech (mild) sexism works all ways.

Budget 2017: How to make a downbeat forecast sound better. Say 'tech' a lot?

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Lip service

Ah, you cynic you:) It's my job, and IPSE's, to at least have stab at this.

If we win, you'll benefit too - we're generous that way.

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Big up Tech and then screw Tech contractors - illogical dear Chancellor

However, thanks to the contracting community and IPSE in particular (well, I would say that, wouldn't I) Philip didn't actually screw tech contractors too much this time round.

IPSE's relieved (and slightly/rightly proud of themselves) that Philip Hammond listened to them on VAT thresholds and further extending IR35. They look forward to at least trying to achieve a serious and meaningful consultation with him and HM Treasury. Keep your fingers crossed that this'll be no sham with a pre-ordained outcome.

80% of IT projects in public sector delayed due to IR35 – report

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They're probably coming for ALL contractors

IPSE is extremely concerned that Philip Hammond may be about to launch the biggest attack on the flexible economy since Gordon Brown in 1999 and roll out the disastrous public sector changes in IR35 to the private sector too.


Blade Runner 2049 review: Scott's vision versus Villeneuve's skill

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Saw it in IMAX last night. Stunning.

Blade Runner is by far my favourite movie and I was prepared for a modicum of disappointment, despite the largely very positive reviews of 2049. I was not in the least bit disappointed. I thought the movie was incredibly good, the visuals staggering, the plot excellent and well developed - but not the in-yer-face-here's-all-the-answers-in-a-neat package demanded of some. Like the 1982 movie it explores the moral dilemmas of the human condition, and also like the first film, it does so subtly and without proselytising.

For me, it was quite an emotional experience. I shall be seeing it again soon, possibly multiple times.

Ex-MI5 boss: People ask, why didn't you follow all these people ... on your radar?

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Re: Says it all

You're right, that's what she should (rightly) have said.

I've read her "novel" - she can't write/plot. I suspect her talents are more spying than comms and she thought that that plain speaking would make her appear more down-to-earth and non-politician like.

'My PC needs to lose weight' says user with FAT filesystem

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Re: Giving the users what they ask for......

Yep, $diety forbid that the guys bringing in the dosh which pays your salary get any support, off policy or not.

No wonder most non-IT departments hate the IT department.

And, yes, I worked in IT for 20+ years.

New York Attorney General settles with Bluetooth lock maker over insecurity claims

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Re: Is IoT things developed by non IT people?

Well, you might be right but remember - it was IT people that did the coding. Not all IT people are good at what they do.

Hard-pressed Juicero boss defends $400 IoT juicer after squeezing $120m from investors

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Re: Easy juice? Sounds good to me.

Actually I sort of agree with you here. My smoothie maker regularly gets fed with pre-packed pre-cut fruits and frozen packs of berry mix for the very reasons you expound - I simply don't have the time/inclination to go fresh fruit shopping every couple of days (in other words, ICBA).

Why on Earth anyone would need/want an Internet-enabled juicer or smoothie maker is, however, completely beyond me.

Lyft drops $27m on the table to make annoying driver lawsuit go away

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Yep - just like Uber drivers at least in the UK. Can't speak for other jurisdctions.

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I'm a bit jaundiced by all this app-taxi bashing. My dad was a private hire driver about 25 years ago - and just like all the other drivers he rented the radio from a bloke with an office, a landline and an advertising budget. AFAICR the rental was £400 a month - quite a lot back then. Account work was paid via the office with a deduction for "admin" the rest of the work was, in those days, cash only.

Today, most private hire drivers in the UK work as self-employed - many still rent radios from the minicab firm although apps are being rolled out. Today, most black cab drivers are self-employed and pay a fee to the cab companies, many rent cabs from other self-employed drivers. Account work is paid via the office still with a deduction for "admin" and the rest of the money is still largely cash only although the rise of 4G connected terminals mean a lot of the drivers can now take cards.

All the app-taxi firms have done is automated the middle-man process and payment collection and remittance with new tech. But that's all they've done - it really isn't a revolution, just evolution as tech has evolved. I suspect all the railing against them is driven by people who see their hegemony being flushed down the toilet by the Internet or by people who never knew what the "old" business model was anyway.

When a new so-called "disruptor" comes a long and "disrupts" well, that's just business as it always has been, harsh or not and whether we like it or not. Progress? Maybe, maybe not. Are the firms involved perfect? Possibly not - but then again, who is?

Fancy that – the sharing economy lobby doesn't speak for the sharers

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Taxi drivers have traditionally been mostly self-employed

See title.

Whether Uber is "A Good Thing" or not is irrelevant to that. Let's not confuse/conflate the two separate issues.

My old man was a private hire driver - no apps in those days, but it cost him £400 a month to rent the two-way radio from the guys with the portacabin and the advertising budget.

Vegans furious as Bank of England admits ‘trace’ of animal fat in £5 notes

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Vegans are also realists

My son is a staunch, nay crusading, vegan, and on getting the old questions about what they call "cross contamination" his response is something along the lines of "birds crap and insects die on the wheat fields, and the fuel that powers the (vegan) food delivery vans comes from dead animals, but if you think I give that a second thought then you're ****ing crazy"

Oh and he'd prefer his M&D not to have leather seats in their cars, but accepts that it's just not on to have cloth seats in any decent car (i.e. any car that can do 0-60 in less than 7 seconds, preferably German or Italian made or a "proper" 4x4 :rolleyes:)

Wannabe Prime Minister Andrea Leadsom thinks all websites should be rated – just like movies

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Re: What a choice

"No, the original statement was correct. They may have been a majority (albeit too small to justify so large and permanent a change) of those who voted. They were still a minority of the country."

Decisions are taken by those who show up. I didn't like the decision, but I now think it has to be carried through.

Patriotic Brits rush into streets to celebrate… National Cream Tea Day

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The quick bread - scone as in gone, fawn, pawn

The stone and the place - scone as in boon, loon, soon

Scone as lone, phone, stone - never.


Smartwatches: I hate to say ‘I told you so’. But I told you so.

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Re: Dissent

I like watches, I have a couple, so the time-telling thing was not a driver for me. I have to say I largely agree with you. I got an Apple Watch, used it for a few weeks, lost interest and only recently started using it again. I find it useful during the working week for almost all of the things you mention. At weekends I prefer my older (and nicer) mechanical watches.

Hurrah! Uber does work (in the broadest sense of the word) after all

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"Uber ignores both"

I'm not a great defender of Uber preferring the traditional Lahndahn cabbie (they can use bus lanes!), but in London at least their drivers have to be licensed and insured as private hire drivers - i.e. exactly the same as book-on-the-phone minicab drivers.


HSBC takes Twitter tongue-lashing over failure to offer Apple Pay

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Re: Why?

Nothing like keeping yourself well informed before uttering a pointless and wholly inaccurate iOpinion, is there?

LG's six-sided battery to take smart watches into new timezones

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Watches are round?

No, not really. Most watches may be round, but there's plenty that aren't. Plenty of mechanical watches are square or rectangular. A few classic examples can be found here:- http://www.thewatchgallery.com/magazine/hip-to-be-square/

Apple to devs: Watch out, don't make the Watch into a, well, a watch

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Re: Communication with phone

AIUI yes.

I suspect that in the fullness of time Apple will give developers access to the watch face IDE

Watch a hot, speeding space alien explode all over Earth's Beaver

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Yes - invoice on the way to El Reg for the wholly unnecessary processor overhead and the cost of warding off Flash exploits. Oh, and BTW, the BBC are getting an invoice too - their news site still insists on Flash for some of their output.

Euro iTunes customers get 14 DAY refund option

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The Library of Apple?

Whilst welcome, I can see an issue with this if it applies to the iBook Store - those people who are, shall we say, less than scrupulous, now have access to a pretty impressive and free lending library. I can read quite quickly and could easily read any book within 14 days. Except Stella Rimmington's "novel" - I wish I had been able to return that for a refund!

Apple's SNEAKY plan: COPY ANDROID. Hello iPhone 6, Watch

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Re: Square watches

Square/rectangular designs for watches have been around for a tad longer than any smart watch:-

Cartier Tank

Bell & Ross

Baume & Mercier

Richard Mille

Round vs. square is simply personal preference and sod all to do with tech fanboyism of any flavour.

Apple SOLDERS memory into new 'budget' iMac

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Horses for courses

This machine is clearly aimed at home/education/light users. There won't, or shouldn't, be any 3D rendering use cases for this starterMac™

It's still a bit pricey though even if it is an all-in-one requiring no separate screen purchase, but having been a convert from Windows to Mac some years back, I've still got and use my original 2010 (I think) 24" iMac whereas and my similarly aged 13" MackBook still works without interruption/slowing/breaking, although it's now in the hands of the student offspring of a friend rather than mine. In the same time period I've "burned through" at least two Windows laptops, so total cost of ownership works out very well for Macs and me.

Internet rejoices over Star Wars, um, clapboard pic

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Re: hmm..

In fairness, STOS was designed to be a space opera. By Roddenberry.

I QUIT: Mozilla's anti-gay-marriage Brendan Eich leaps out of door

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Re: Animals

'Further, being CEO is rather different to most jobs - he has considerable scope to make hiring and advancement decisions and he is inherently the "face" of the company.' - bolccg


'No, I CAN'T write code myself,' admits woman in charge of teaching our kids to code

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Re: Few CIOs or VP ITs can code

This is so true. I do remember one place where I was contracting the PM took me aside after a month and asked me to slow down as the rest of the team (and him) were being made to look bad and that they relied on the weekend overtime payments being slow brought them! This was a financial institution where they were all on bloody good base salaries and some were also contractors.

However, I have to say that, as a (now) senior manager who used to code for a living, the number of times I've been given delivery estimates which I _knew_ to be ridiculously long and grossly "padded" is legion. The trick is to discuss properly with the developers, challenge where necessary, sign off what's agreed and then have solid change control to avoid the dreaded scope creep.


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Black Helicopters

The IMF team...

...should be consulted.

New wonder slab slurps Wi-Fi, converts it into juice for gadgets, boast boffins

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"Crystal radios have an antenna that can double as a washing line."

As a boy, my crystal radio antenna was strung up along my Mum's washing line :)

Microsoft pulls Win 8.1 RT code which upgraded Surface 'slabs into BRICKS

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Re: Bricked or somewhat confused.

"You can create a USB recovery drive using ANY Windows computer running XP or above. You could probably even do it on a Linux machine. You just need to be able to format the USB drive as FAT32 and extract .zip files"

To the vast majority of "normal" users, that's gobbledegook right there.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it ... Win Phone 8? No, it's APPLE'S iOS 7

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Re: Non Retina

It looks pretty good. If you want slightly heavier text, then you can choose "bold" in the accessibility menu. I've done this for my 4S (age-induced eyesight deficiency) but not needed on my iPad mini.

Apple ships new iPods in 'SPAAAAACE ... Gray'

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The colour of political correctness?

Is space grey the new gunmetal?

Peter Capaldi named as 12th Doctor Who

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Inspired choice and should give saving the universe a little more clarity and direction


Google Chromecast: Here's why it's the most important smart TV tech ever

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Re: It's just a really bad equivalent of AirPlay / DLNA; what's the big deal?

"A bad equivalent" is possibly a bit harsh, but in fairness Apple TV does do all the things you say and does them extremely well.

I use Apple TV/Airplay extensively both at home for all the usual sources:- built-in to Apple TV itself and streaming/mirroring from any number of fruity goodness devices and at work for presentations from iPad or MacBooks &etc. It's so easy to use and so dependable that, for me at least, it is very much worth being inside the walled garden.

Now, if Apple were to respond to this by dropping the Apple TV price...

...however unlikely that may be.

Apple at WWDC: Sleek new iOS, death of the big cats, pint-sized Mac Pro

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Far more likely that the markets reacted to the lack of announcements on new iDevice and other consumer hardware.

Review: Livin' in the cloud with Google's new Chromebook Pixel

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Re: Mmmm

True. And a £1000 paperweight when I'm out of range of WiFi or 3G. Which in some parts of the UK I visit isn't that uncommon:(

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I just quickly priced up a 13" Macbook Air

2.0GHz Intel Dual-Core Core i7, 8GB 1600MHz DDR3L SDRAM, 512GB SSD, Intel HD Graphics 4000, 2 x USB 3, Thunderbolt (ok, ok)

All for £1599 including VAT.

Apart from a better screen, just what am I getting in a Pixel that warrants not going for a a full blown OS with half-decent local storage such as a Macbook for OSX or a Samsung/Sony (or even a Macbook with Bootcamp) for Windows?

Why is the iPhone so successful? 'Cause people love 'em

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Oh good grief

Substitute ManU for iPhone and Arsenal for Android (or vice versa) and you have the level of the pseudo-debate we see all too often here.

I have one phone type but not the other, it suits me fine and I really DGAS what anyone else chooses to buy with their money. Until a phone manufacturer pays me to evangelise or criticise then I have no interest in doing so. And I'm really, really bored with those who do. Perhaps El Reg could consider locking all threads which descend (often very rapidly) into yah-boo-sucks mode?

BTW I have no axe to grind about football either,



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