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Watch out: Apple timepiece can grab snippets of conversation without both speakers' consent

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Doesn’t add up

“Siri Recap, meanwhile, "summarizes conversations throughout your day and produces high-level Apple Intelligence-generated notes so you can stay present in the moment and catch up later."

So it’s not just 15 seconds? It’s constantly listening.

And why do all the tech companies think we all have the attention span of Donald Trump? FFS

Time lords prepare to kick leap seconds into the next millennium

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Groan

“Many computer systems were designed on the assumption that a leap second would always be added rather than removed”

Well that was fucking short sighted, wasn’t it?

Industry that built the problem offers to sell you the solution

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Dr Strangelove would be proud

“Their proposed solution is, inevitably, more AI”

FFS. We deserve to go extinct

Apple defies memory shortage with new Mac minis

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Re: Need some AI sickness bags

It is intensely annoying that so much of the press refers to “AI” but never says what the application is. It’s like saying “I’m studying for a degree” and then refusing to say what the subject is - it’s meaningless

Ukraine unveils native jet-powered drone interceptor

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If only that was a joke!

I have watched with interest how the Uranian’s have managed to design and develop novel systems like this in very short timescales and, I would wager, very low cost.

Compare that to the endless billions overspend and decades over-time that is typical of a similar UK MOD project. That’s those that aren’t scrapped half way through because they are declared too broken to continue

Microsoft AI watermarks in Paint and Photos are linked to user IDs, researcher finds

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Why the phong home?

Why does the MS apps need to phone home to calculate a watermark? (*) That’s something that can be done extremely easily locally.

Ok, a locally produced one won’t be guaranteed to be unique but (a) it should be statistically unique enough and (b) does it matter anyway?

(*) yes, I know the answer is “because it’s Microslop and they like spying on you” but I thought I would ask anyway

GitHub blames 8-hour outage on autoscaling fail and VS Code retry storm

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Still stupid

“This latest incident could be the tipping point that sends some developers scurrying for an alternative”

I still don’t understand why anyone trusts their source code to something like GitHub. It’s stupid and a disaster waiting to happen

Google buys crashed airline Spirit’s data at auction, because AI

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The “deidentified” moniker is clearly total bollocks. There is no way all that data has been scrubbed of personal info. Especially any call centre conversations - are we expected to believe someone has listened through them all and beeped out anything personally identifiable?

Mozilla adds ad blocking to Firefox for iOS

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iOS

I have yet to see a decent ad blocking feature on iOS (and yes, I’m sure this is because of Apple). It’s really bloody annoying.

Autonomous AI attacks pose 'clear and present danger' to critical infrastructure

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Clear and present danger

“AI” might present a clear and present danger but everyone is missing the point

Which is that half a dozen people in the world can make billions more by ignoring the warnings. So we’ll just ignore the warnings and carry on as we were. Simple

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Re: Where cyber becomes kinetic

The problem is that a description such as “cyber attack that has real-world system impact such as breaking water supplies or shutting down a power station or stopping a hospital functioning” is too many words

…so instead they use a single word in a context that makes no sense and nobody actually understands

I think it’s called “progress” but I’m not sure so don’t quote me on that

Linus Torvalds says AI has made 'huge' Linux kernel updates the new normal

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Re: Hmmm

Even if such an exploit is not intentional, I don’t think this bodes well.

At best, over time it is going to make Linux a shit-show of crappy code. At worse, it’s going to royally mess something up that’s going to take an awful lot of work to undo

This doesn’t just go for the Linux kernel of coarse. There’s a whole heap of projects out there that are being slowly screwed over by allowing LLM slop into them. And it’s only going to get worse and the pace is going to pick up

‘Humans will be a rounding error on the internet’ says Cloudflare exec

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Re: The protocol we don't talk about

What is U****t ?

Do you mean uunet? If so then why don’t you say so. If not then what are you referring to?

Meta latest to tell world its AI agent wandered out of test pen

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Re: AI - Flex

Re : Is this some new tech-bro AI-flex?

"Our AI is sooo amaziong it can't be contained!"

You may joke (or maybe you’re not) but I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if there’s something real in what you say

Dev who gave HashiCorp its name returns with a faster terminal multiplexer

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Re: "GPU acceleration"

So in addition to being a stupid idea, it’s fucking useless too. Excellent!

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I’m confused

“It does require that every connecting client be a very smart, high-functioning, compliant client,” such as one built on libghostty, Hashimoto said. But this approach sounds better than dispatching streams of raw ASCII hither and yon

So, replacing a (relatively) simple ASCII terminal client (like ssh) with something that is “very smart [and] high functioning” is a good (“sounds better”) thing?

Maybe it’s an editorial mistake - maybe the sentence is the wrong way round?

As others have said above, I’ll stick with tmux thanks

Open source project fools AI scrapers with poisoned font

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Clever... If only....

It's definitely clever

It's also a shame our politicians are so spineless and the laws they make so toothless that stuff like this becomes necessary

Excuses like 'AI did it' don't exist in the eyes of the law

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Overthinking

I think (ah - see what I did there?) this whole issue is being overthought

The fact that the software is called “AI” is totally irrelevant. It may as well be called “Bob”. It’s just software. And it was ultimately executed by human - either directly or indirectly

In cases like this, substitute “AI” for “some software” and then proceed the legal road from that perspective - just as if it was any other software that someone used to break into someone else’s computer/network/whatever

After rewriting SQLite in Rust, Turso turns its sights on Postgres

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Re: Freshened up

But the “one thread per connection” issue seems to be a “…by the way…” comment rather than a justification for rewriting it. And I’m sure fixing this issue could be done without a rewrite in a different language

And why rewrite sqlite?

I’m not really having a go at anyone - if someone wants to rewrite something then that’s up to them - I’ve done it myself. But rewriting something on top of the gloop of some common platform code that wasn’t there before and then “selling” it as the next shiny without any real benefit (and probably with its own bugs - would you trust YOUR data to it?) doesn’t make any sense to me. Seems to be a solution (in fact it’s not even that) to a non-existing problem

OpenAI scored an own goal with Hugging Face attack, showing how open Chinese models are winning

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HuggingFace

So, is HiggingFace going to sue the shit out of OpenAI? And if not, why not?

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I’m surprised Canada hasn’t imposed export tariffs on these things. That would wake up the morons and arse-lickers south of the border

Sovereign AI is 'nonsense,' says Doctorow

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Re: Possibly even a good one.

While I don’t doubt what you say, it does, of course, raise the question of why a business would put every bit of its critical infrastructure in one basket? A basket that it has no control over, no access to if the network fails, no access to if the provider fails (with or without a President throwing his toys out of his pram). Add to this keeping all the business’ critical data in (probably) another country on servers it has no control over and, basically, it’s just a matter of time before it all goes tits up.

And, of course, there are thousands and thousands of businesses doing EXACTLY the same thing. It’s completely nuts

Oracle faces $100M annual bill to back Wisconsin datacenter power promises

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Bla bla

“The Port Washington datacenter is being developed responsibly in partnership with the community, creating thousands of jobs, strengthening local businesses, and driving long-term economic growth across Wisconsin,"

Is there a single word in that statement that isn’t total bollocks?

As an aside, I love the phrase “negative free cash flow” as a euphemism for “losing money” :-)

Irish datacenters now guzzle 23% of the country's electricity

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23%

That is a ludicrous figure. Which idiots are allowing this to happen?

Outlook for Mac bug makes font choice a purely decorative feature

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Bleak Outlook

It never ceases to amuse me that even after all these years, Microslop are still managing to produce an email client as shitty as Outlook. I mean - an email client!!! Something that a competent software person could knock-up in a weekend. And yet, after literally decades, Microslop still can’t do it. Staggering

Former GitHub CEO launches competitor designed for the age of vibe coding

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Re: So…

Yes I do. I never said otherwise. As Microslop own it now though, it seemed fitting to compare it with Skype

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So…

You take a distributed system and centralise it and then the thing starts to crack and fall apart

Exactly the same thing happened when Microslop consumed Skype - it originally used a DHT but MS didn’t like the efficiency that brought with it so they centralised it. And then enshitifiied it before killing it completely

Microslop really have done more to damage and stifle software progress than any other business in the history of the computer

Allstate Insurance quits Broadcom, alleges vengeful license audit on the way out

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Pot. Meet kettle

“… alleges that Allstate didn’t comply with contract terms…” (*)

Errr, that’s exactly what VMware have been doing recently isn’t it? Tesco?

* I have no idea if this is true of Allstate or not but even if it is, I’m Team Allstate

Tool promises to make lazy academics' AI-written papers sound more human

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Excellent

I was just thinking “what’s we really really need is another shitty amoral blood-sucking scummy company to make a shitty situation even worse”

Phew! I thought I was going to be disappointed for a moment there

New tool gives CLIs a warm and GUI feeling instead

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Re: Man page?

My personal pet hate is “spokesperson” which is total nonsense of course

Government's cyber pledge lands 60 signatories, including M&S and, somehow, Capita

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Capita

They probably signed up because they have no option - it wouldn’t look good if they didn’t

Besides, they will just jack up their gov contracts to pay for any work they need to do, so it won’t cost them anything. In fact they will almost certainly make a profit on it

Vim text editor game teaches you keyboard shortcuts with ice cream delivery

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Vim really isn’t that difficult

Vim gets a lot of stick but it’s really not that difficult. You can learn how to do basic editing, loading, saving, and exiting (!) in 5 minutes

Everything else is just sugar in the top (supercharged extra powerful sugar but nonetheless) and the thing is, you do not need to learn it all at once. Use the basic stuff and when you come across a “there’s got to be a better way to do this” situation then check out the docs or Google and add the new technique to your brain. This way, you learn Vim in an organic way as and when you need it

EU appears to find datacenter emissions easier to offset than lobbyists

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FFS

S with any green “offset” nonsense, this is worthy of a Dr. Strangelove scene. It’s fucking ridiculous that something thinks it’s acceptable to burn down this forest here because we’re planting some tread over there. The two things are in no way equivalently opposite

New humanoid robots from China look like creepy pop star action figures – complete with slightly dodgy lip-synch

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Psychological support

I would think such a thing is more likely to mess you up than provide psychological support

An artificial cell with a full lifecycle has been created for the first time

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Sounds like…

28 Days Later

…just without the monkeys (they’re all having too much fun at Microslop)

Anthropic is removing its covert code for catching Chinese competitors

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Re: Anthropic should…

…spend less time on PR stunts, and more time competing with free alternatives from Google fucking off.

There, ftfy

Oracle outlines all the ways it could lose the farm it bet on AI

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Excellent

It’s nice to read a “good news” story once in a while

UK regulator wants Apple and Google to let devs steer clear of app store fees

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History repeating?

All very good but when the EU did the same thing with Apple, the fruity one was then accused of “malicious compliance” (I think “taking the piss” would be a better description but still)

I would hope the UK gov drafts its ruling with the EU’s experience in mind

Anyone know what happened with the EU ruling by the way? Are Apple still being dicks about it? And if so, what’s the EU doing to stomp on them?

Microsoft to assist European Commission in defense of EU-US data-sharing agreement

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Errrr

“… share our perspective on the importance of upholding a framework that directly benefits the European economy,”

It might be economically beneficial. That doesn’t mean it’s legal

Large Hadron Collider goes offline to make room for its enhanced successor

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Apart from confirming the Higgs (which was predicted anyway) has the LHC actually produced any significant results? I’m sure it’s produced lots of tiny results - narrowing down some constants and stuff like that - but anything ground-breaking?

Bold move, Cotton: Trump administration tells US techies it expects American quantum computer by 2028

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Dick head

The orange twat “expects” results!!! So you better damn well deliver. Reality is no excuse!!

Git good with Epic Games' new open source VCS, Lore

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Re: Disagree

Nothing at all to do with my place of employment

I don’t actually have an issue with the “if you modify it then republish the changes” bit. My big gripe is the vital land-grab of other people’s code it has no business in

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Re: Disagree

I’m not saying anything of the sort. What I’m saying is that it’s tiring in the extreme to keep reading “It’s not GPL - how dare you!” and “Only GPL is the true messiah”.

And I was just pointing out what a pain in the rear it is when not part of the cult

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I don't know how it works at large scale, but if you have a small project, I find Fossil to be very good - incredibly simple, reliable, and enough features for any small project. And it handles binary data just fine

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Re: Disagree

GPL is a severe burden for non-GPL people; there are many open source projects out there that have had to re-invent the wheel because they can't just include an existing GPL module/function/utility into their codebase. It's a one-way street; Linux has benefited hugely from BSD, but the reverse is much more difficult, adding a lot of unnecessary (repeated) work for the BSD people.

And I'm really tired of hearing the "GPL stops Evil Business (tm) stealing your code" argument. There are many non-GPL open source projects out there that Evil Business has contributed a great deal to - Firefox (Mozilla), clang/LLVM (a massively important project, you can't get more "Evil" than Apple but they have contributed a huge amount to clang), to name just two. And if you think Evil Business are not taking GPL code, modifying it, and just not telling anyone, then you are delusional.

You may guess I am firmly in the "GPL is a pain in the arse" camp. And I say this from a "developer" point of view

Geopolitical jitters push Europe's internet registry away from cloud-first strategy

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5 million euros

So it’s going to cost 5 million to go back to a non-cloudy set up. That sounds quite good value. I wonder how much the cloudy version would have cost per annum - my guess is that it would hit the 5 million mark quite quickly. Which further leads me to question why anyone think it was a good idea in the first place

AMD's Mext buy shows how AI could solve the RAM shortage it created

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Groan

So, putting aside for a moment the question of the value of this, my money is on AMD now shouting about how AI is demonstrating how wonderful it is at solving problems ….errrr …. caused by AI

Of corse, the AI (I use the term loosely) in this will have no relation whatsoever to the LLM “AI” (even looser) that is the current money pit

AI and brain-computer interface allow speechless ALS patient to work a full-time job

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WTF????

I’m as much of a cynical bastard as the next man but really, you need to climb back into your cave. I hope the sea comes in and washes you away

Everyone hates frontier AI labs, says Palantir boss

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Understanding the customer

Putting aside for a moment (just a moment though) the fact that this is Palantir, I challenge the statement

“…doesn’t think frontier AI labs prepping for IPOs really understand what their customers needs”

I think the AI pedlars know EXACTLY what the customers need. They just don’t give a shit (about anything - not just the customer)

UK tax collector hands Capgemini £600M contact center deal, delays start of £2.4B CRM contract

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That’ll be a “contact centre” then and not a “contact center” as the UK is not American

FFS