Can anyone explain the humour? Why is it funny?
Posts by Ross 12
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Photoshop FOSS alternative GIMP wakes up from 7-year coma with version 3.0
Who had Pat Gelsinger retires from Intel on their bingo card?
Transport for London confirms 5,000 users' bank data exposed, pulls large chunks of IT infra offline
Pat Gelsinger's grand plan to reinvent Intel is in jeopardy
Porting the Windows 95 Start Menu to NT
Chuggy
One thing I distinctly remember from the early days of the Start menu was that there didn't seem to be much (or any?) caching, so that every time you invoked the start menu and navigated your way through the program menus, sub-menus would pause while waiting for the hard disk to chug as it looked for programs and their icons in each directory.
I'm sure that in a modern VM it would all be faster than the blink of an eye, but back then even with a whole 96MB of RAM, there was a lot of waiting for the hard disk to catch up
Elon Musk's latest brainfart is to turn Tesla cars into AWS on wheels
Building a 16-bit CPU in a spreadsheet is Excel-lent engineering
Clippy designer was too embarrassed to include him in his portfolio
System76 teases features coming in homegrown Rust-based desktop COSMIC
Brit chip company picks RISC-V for next-gen microcontrollers
API rate limits at the core of Elon Musk’s decision to ditch Twitter
Vivaldi email client released 7 years after first announcement
Microsoft reanimates 1995's 3D Movie Maker via GitHub
GNOME 42's inconsistent themes are causing drama
I get the feeling that a lot of the drive for this stuff is that the current generation of developers are using cheap chromebooks despite many users having desktops with big screens. Hence everything now is tied to keyboard shortcuts and 'command palettes' (because nobody likes using touchpads), and an app's entire UI is crammed into it's titlebar because the devs have little vertical screen space.
And as for theming - Linux and FOSS was always about choice and giving power to users. I'm all for having a really nice default look, but you can't even tweak the colours (apparently Ubuntu are patching in the ability to choose a single accent colour?) Instead of taking theming away, why couldn't they go the other way and design a proper, robust, theming API? In fact, a cross-DE or even cross-OS theming API would be amazing. Users could choose their preferences for colour schemes, rounded/square corners, shadows, transparency, mono/outline/full colour icons, etc and each theme can implement those preferences within its own style. The API could also generate contrasting or complementary colours as needed based on the user choice of primary colour, or pick from the background image etc.
Debugging source is even harder when you can't stop laughing at it
114 billion transistors, one big meh. Apple's M1 Ultra wake-up call
It still blows my mind that I have a handheld battery powered internet terminal in my hand with an 8-core 64-bit processor, 8gb of ram, and 64gb of storage that I can do most of my day-to-day computing on. When I was a kid writing BASIC on my Speccy, those stats would have been absolutely incomprehensible.
It's hard to get excited about advances now because most of our needs are already met. Pretty much any device made in the past 10 years is 'good enough' to do your every-day web stuff, and most obstacles are in the software - abandoned or deprecated systems.
The gains we get now are really only significant for less common use cases, like video editing, graphics rendering, audio production, VR, etc. Gaming is probably the most mainstream use case that's still pushing hardware forward, but even then, the visible gains are becoming less and less significant, with the latest-gen consoles moving to SSDs providing the most noticeable jump in capability in recent years.
20 years of .NET: Reflecting on Microsoft's not-Java
Former Oracle execs warn that Big Red's auditing process is also a 'sales enablement tool'
'Admin error': AWS in dead company data centre planning application snafu in Oxfordshire
You loved running JavaScript in your web browser. Now, get ready for Python scripting
The rocky road to better Linux software installation: Containers, containers, containers

Confusing mess
The problem I have with this is that after years of singing the virtues of 'just apt install it', there's now this confusing mess of packages, snaps and flatpaks.
Just the other weekend I got round to guiding my boyfriend through his first linux install. Ive been a linux geek since the RedHat 5.2 days whereas he's a capable power user and graphics bod, but not an OS geek.
So I advised on Ubuntu 21.10 - it was running on my machine with no problems after all. Perhaps I should have opted for the LTS release but I figured that this was to explore, not installing a safe daily-driver.
After the can of worms that was not having an appropriate wifi driver, we dug up some old ethernet-over-power kit and got connected. So far so good.
Then came the applications. 'How do I install Chrome?' oh... well... normally you'd 'sudo apt install chrome' (or whatever the actual package name was), but now you shouldn't do that because it installs a Snap instead and that's.. 'what's a snap?' oh.. well.. *some time later*
OK looks like the only way to do this now then is to use firefox to go to google and install chrome from there. 'hmmm' so like Windows then?
Then things got worse. 'Lets install Blender' I said, knowing that he uses it a lot on Windows, so it would be nice and familiar. And before I could say 'fire up a terminal and apt search blender' he'd found the cunningly named 'Software' app. Oh, I thought, this isn't going to end well.
So we searched for Blender and there were three results. Blank stare. 'So which one do I install?' Well, I said, click on each one and check the version, see which is the latest. It was the second one. The third one appeared to be someone else's custom build. Why was it there? Was it official in any way? Was it safe? Who knows.
So we installed the second one, which turned out to be a Snap. Installation went ok then he clicked 'launch'. And waited. 'I thought linux was meant to be fast?'. Oh, Snaps sometimes take a few seconds to start. I said. 'Why?' - I'm... not sure.
So when it launched, it was immediately obvious that something was wrong. The whole UI was really sluggish, and this machine powered by an i9 and a 2080ti.
Was it a driver issue? nope. We were using the latest official Nvidia driver. Hmmm.. my instinct was telling me that, being containerised, something was getting in the way of Blender and the gpu. OK, I said, try uninstalling it, and installing the other version, even though it's slightly out of date.
So we installed the repository version and lo and behold, it ran perfectly.
'So how do you update it to the latest version?' - well, you can't. You'll only get bug fixes with this package. Unless we try a flatpak version..
But before we could do that, we needed to install flatpak itself. Oh and gnome-software-plugin-flatpak but that actually made things even more confusing. However, after what seemed like a life-time, we got the flatpak version of Blender installed and it ran perfectly fine.
By this point I was exhausted and quite honestly a bit embarrassed and somewhat regretting suggesting the idea of installing linux.
My boyfriend and I have not spoken about linux packages since.
Replaced several times but still live and kicking: Windows Forms updated for .NET 6.0
Zuckerberg wants to create a make-believe world in which you can hide from all the damage Facebook has done

The problem with real life is that, despite capitalism's best efforts, there are still human actions and interactions that aren't monetised yet.
That's what Zuckerbot's Metaverse is for. Everything do you; everything you look at; everything you access or interact with, both in work or personal time, can be sold or rented to you or licensed or used to deliver adverts.
And then there's you as a data source... on a whole new level from the already insane levels of data slurping from your web and mobile use.
Amid drama at .NET Foundation, Microsoft's De Icaza reveals it was meant to be like GNOME Foundation
Redpilled Microsoft does away with flashing icons on taskbar as Windows 11 hits Beta
slider
Why the hell don't they have a slider for 'user advancedness' or whatever you want to call it, with 'beginner/casual user' at one end and 'enthusiast/power user' at the other end and 'intermediate user' in the middle.
Then all aspects of the Windows interface can configure themselves around it. I.e. presenting simpler sub-sets of options, doing more hand-holding, etc depending on the setting. Allow applications to also access the setting.
The Register just found 300-odd Itanium CPUs on eBay
Sir Tim Berners-Lee's World Wide Web NFT fetches $5.4m at auction while rest of us gaze upon source code for $0
Backups?
If you shell out stupid money for an NFT like this, then surely you'll also make a backup or two of your 'valuable' possession? In which case you've just made another perfect digital copy. Every time it's transferred over a network, it's copied. The sooner this insanity ends the better.
Beyond video to interactive, personalised content: BBC is experimenting with rebuilding its iPlayer in WebAssembly
Samsung reveals DDR5 memory module that’s ready for Compute Express Link
Google proposes Logica data language for building more manageable SQL code

No no no no no
The 'problem' they seem to be trying to fix isn't SQL's readability but how it's not componentised. If you want a big reporting query for example, generally a single dev will have to write the whole thing because you can't just re-use little snippets (unless you have a really well designed database and you really know what you're doing).
It seems to me that they want devs to be able to pre-define little bits of logic that other devs can then collaboratively drag and drop into a big query without having to actually understand what they're doing.
Because, you know, having to actually understand what you're doing with code and data is /hard/ and all code should be able to be worked on by all devs *shrug*
As for comparing the two languages, I despair. SQL *is* arcane, old-fashioned, and can feel intimidating and restrictive at first. But bloody hell it's actually easy to follow and is amazingly powerful - well beyond what you expect from first impressions.
So how's .NET 6 coming along? Oh wow, Microsoft's multi-platform framework now includes... Windows
Over a decade on, and millions in legal fees, Supreme Court rules for Google over Oracle in Java API legal war
Re: Wah Wah Wah! Oracle! They don't like the ruling!
Javascript and Electron may not be an improvement, but they've opened up the cross-platform GUI application space that Java spectacularly failed to get to grips with.
It's not entirely Java's fault mind you. The hardware running Electron apps is mindbogglingly powerful compared to what was available 20 years ago. The dreadful and jarring look and feel of Java applications though.. that definitely didn't help.
Google reveals version control plus not expecting zero as a value caused Gmail to take an inconvenient early holiday
The thing about Facebook is that because of their size and dominance, people assume they're professionals and know what they're doing. But I get the distinct impression that they're mostly staffed by excitable but amateur coders who think they're pioneers and treat everything as an opportunity to 'do something cool' which amounts to badly reinventing the wheel. The bugs and weird behaviours at occur in facebook's mobile app and web front-end often suggest that the architecture is an unholy un-tamable mess
Asus ROG Phone 3: An ugly but refreshing choice – for gaming fans only
Re: Aspect ratio?
:9 has become the marketing standard for screen ratios sadly. My OnePlus 6T has an '18:9' screen, which is actually 2:1 but that doesn't sound as 'big'.
Reminds me of the old story when Wendy's (or some other competitor?) sold a 1/3lb burger to compete with McDonald's 1/4lb-er at the same price, but most people thought 1/4 was bigger than 1/3
Apple's M1: the fastest and bestest ever silicon = revolution? Nah, there's far more interesting stuff happening in tech that matters to everyone
Visual Studio Code 1.50 goes hard on extensions support, but tackling add-on bloat is becoming more onerous
Classy move: C++ 20 wins final approval in ISO technical ballot, formal publication expected by end of year
In the frame with the Great MS Bakeoff: Microsoft sets out plans for Windows windows
They still don't get it do they?
Nobody is going to port old code to a shiny new framework just because there's a new API - no matter how much nicer it is. That's simply not the reason anybody writes code. And for as long as Windows supports running win32 apps, people will keep win32 code around, and keep writing new apps in it to reach a wider audience than anything new.
There's 25+ years of Win32 code out there in the wild. Half the developers have probably died, retired, or changed career. Half the source code probably no longer exists. Just as with COBOL, there'll be Win32 code out there running that people don't even know about and that probably hasn't been looked at since Y2k was a thing. There'll be code propping up businesses large and small all over the world who's in-house developers and external vendors have long since disappeared.
Microsoft will never be able to rid itself of Win32 by trying to tempt developers to use something new. The only way they'll do it is to put their foot down and stop supporting it whilst making sure there's a clear and definite stable alternative - something that Microsoft are pretty much incapable of.
I really think that Microsoft need to accept the fact that they're a 'boring' business software vendor - not a hip and trendy brand. They got the corporate world hooked on Windows, Office and VS etc, and that means they're stuck with them for the long term.
Geneticists throw hands in the air, change gene naming rules to finally stop Microsoft Excel eating their data
HP hostile takeover warms up: Xerox queues print job cash_and_shares.pdf, mails it to the board to mull over
At last, the fix no one asked for: Portable home directories merged into systemd
How bad is Catalina? It's almost Apple Maps bad: MacOS 10.15 pushes Cupertino's low bar for code quality lower still
GIMP open source image editor forked to fix 'problematic' name
Re: Divide and rule
That's rarely how it works though. It's more likely like this:
School: What's the name? And how much does it cost?
Me: The GIMP and it's free
School: free? hmm what's wrong with it? and it's called _what_? All sounds a bit amateur.. we'll stick with our Adobe corporate licensing
Tangled in .NET: Will 5.0 really unify Microsoft's development stack?
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Welcome to the sunlit uplands of HTTP/2, where a naughty request can send Microsoft's IIS into a spin
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Microsoft hopes it has a sequel better than Godfather Part II: SQL Server 2019 previewed
Re: sqlite is the most popular database
It's definitely available everywhere, but it's not a server, and therefore has completely different usage cases. You wouldn't use it to power a busy multi-user system, just as you wouldn't stuff a copy of Oracle into a set-top box to store some user settings.
UK.gov finally adds Galileo and Copernicus to the Brexit divorce bill
Re: TL;DR
When you delete a file on a computer, it generally asks 'are you sure?', so that you can have a think about what you're doing and confirm whether you really want to proceed or not.
Same for when you purchase something.
Same goes for pretty much any decision where there is a lot at stake or may have bad consequences.
But for some reason, brexiters deem it inappropriate to exercise this same level of caution when doing something monumental like leaving the EU. Even though 'leaving the EU' still hasn't been defined. We still don't know what exactly that will entail. Or what the consequences will be. Or what we should do to prepare.
What we *do* know is that all the promises were either lies or fantasy.
We also know that the various Leave campaigns not only broke the law, but were backed by Russian money and deliberately used data harvested from social media to target the victims with emotionally manipulative ads and fake activity.
We also know that nobody in any of the Leave campaigns had any actual plan or idea of what would be involved.
We also know that businesses are already suffering from supply, labour and financial problems just in the negotiation period. Nobody knows how bad it'll get when March comes around and we actually leave. Because still nobody knows what Brexit will be.
We also know that workers and visitors from the EU are avoiding coming here because of uncertainty and because they now see us as a backwards, racist and hostile nation.
The list goes on. and on. and on.
But sure, we definitely shouldn't have an 'are you sure you want to proceed?' second vote. Because 'the will of the people' only mattered that one specific time. Right?