If i drunk coffee, i'd need a new laptop
133 posts • joined 23 Jun 2009
"is potentially harmful to the men exposed to the material"
Violence, Gore, Torture, guns = Good, wholesome american values
Breasts = HEATHEN! BURN THE HERETICS! THINK OF THE CHILDREN etc
Glad to see we have adpoted the american school of thought.
also i read somewhere (citation needed because im lazy and forgetful) that certain porn..people (creators? manafacturers? producers?) donate magazines et al to hospitals for their fertility spank banks.
Else the Budgerelephant will smite thee!
on a side note, AC/DC = not metal. AC/DC does not deal with the devil, satanic rituals or all the other stereotypical crap that people think metal deals with, AC/DC deal with getting pissed, getting laid, people/things called Jack, and getting pissed. again.
Speed != accidents
Inappropriate Speed + inexperiance + loss of control = accidents
i wasnt advocating treating town centers like a race track (an urban location that wont be effected by average speed cameras unless they are literally in every square inch of the town), what i mean is 90~ mph on a empty motorway in a properly serviced car driven by someone who isnt a fucking tool shouldnt be a problem, yet its that example that will get punished.
This wont stop Billy the generic chav racing past a school in his bangin' 1.2 corsa and plowing through some pedestrians, this will simply serve as another money making scheme to rip off innocent members of the public.
daily mail esque rant over. On a side note, would James Bond style revolving numberplates render you immune to this? =D
So millions of pounds of public money will be spent, people will still die in car accidents as speed is rarely the deciding factor (hitting something usually is), more people will get pointless fines thus pushing them further into debt (some to the point of suicide, as demonstrated recently), pushing the country futher into debt and depression, all because some mary whitehouse esque sheltered NIMBY retard is looking for a scapegoat.
Brilliant job guys. What about all the accidents caused by drink, drugs, mobile phones, loss of concentration, tiredness, worn components (tyres/brakes etc), people driving the wrong way up motorway sliproads, poor road conditions (potholes (thanks local council!), no lights on fast roads etc), poorly thought out roadworks, getting run over by police cars (look it up), etc etc etc.
i wonder what the accident rate is like on the german autobahns?
and im not even a customer. between their EPICLY shite firmware "customisation" that has rendered my other halfs HTC desire useless, to their brilliant technical support and shop staff - "its connecting to 3G, its just not showing the symbol" (a month later) "yeah your account isnt enabled for 3G"
im on vodafone, who are almost equally as shit, with their fantastic technical support "my phone wont download MMS's, tried 2 handsets" "RESTART YUR PHONE HUR HUR" "but its two diff.." "TAKE IT TO VODAFOEN SHOP LOLZ".
Im going to o2. if they're just as shit, im going to launch my own fucking satelite and use that.
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