And another thing...
Alton Towers Resort sales and marking director Morwenna Angove, Alton Towers sales and marking director, said: “We feel this small brief style is not appropriate for a family venue so we are advising male bathers to wear more protective swimwear such as shorts.”
“We are also looking into offering complimentary male waxing, which will preserve the dignity of all our guests.”
Maybe they can explain why hairiness is undignified, yet at the same time totally natural. Is Alton Towers now a bastion of body fascism? Will the next rule be that any man without pecs and abs must wear a burka at all times because fat flabby torsos are undignified?
This is actually winding me up more and more every time I think of it!
Biting the hand that feeds IT
