* Posts by Gordon 10

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SpaceX drone hovership ROCKET LANDER BURN: Musk to try again

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Mushroom

Re: "floating barge"

afaik some of the more mobile Oil rigs just have big tanks in the "feet" that are flooded to provide stability, with only some tethers/anchors actually going down to the seabed.

One of them might be a good contender for the HMS Muskpad. although I would guess they cost a couple of orders of magnitude more than a barge with a flat deck and some station keeping thrusters.

Which may be valid if they are ultimately shooting for a pad based on land.

What do UK and Iran have in common? Both want to outlaw encrypted apps

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Re: Good luck Dave

Surprisingly Cleggy seems the closest to getting it right. Shame some of their other policies are so whackdoodle.

From the Beeb

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-30673625

Mr Clegg said he backed targeted measures to identify suspected extremists and if necessary examine their communications, saying the state had always reserved the right to "steam open a letter" if it thought those behind it meant harm to others.

But he told BBC Radio 4's Today programme that one element of what Mr Cameron was proposing would go much further and would involve "scooping up vast amounts of information on millions of people - children, grandparents and elderly people who do nothing more offensive than visiting gardening centre websites".

"Privacy is a qualified right. If someone wants to do us harm, we should be able to break their privacy and go after their communications," he said.

"But the snoopers' charter was not about intercepting communications.

"It was about storing a record of all your social media activity, of every website you have visited of every single individual in this country, of people who would never dream of doing anyone else any harm, would never dream of becoming a terrorist or having anything to do with extremist ideologies.

"The question we need to ask ourselves, in a free, open society as we defend our values against the abhorrent attacks we saw in Paris, is where do you draw the line?"

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Good luck Dave

You have just confirmed any wavering doubts I had about voting for one of the other 2 muppets - or possibly Fardre on the grounds he can't even spell encryption.

Professor's BEAGLE lost for 10 years FOUND ON MARS

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Re: Too much time has elapsed....

poor thing had to go cold turkey without even a nicorette patch to help.

Adults-only Chrome add-on grabs you by the Googlies

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WTF?

Does the world really need another remote desktop option?

.... exploit coming in 3..2..1...

MI5 boss: We NEED to break securo-tech, get 'assistance' from data-slurp firms

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Mushroom

to correct the quote

"As you would expect, we are offering our French colleagues our full support as they respond milking this situation for all its worth"

Samsung’s SUPER-speedy SSD is a real power-sipper

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Re: Use of words

are you sure about that? Even for sequential writes my understanding was the wear levelling and raid-like usage of the individual chips would require most/all of the chips powered up. Unless the power up/down time has much less latency than Im assuming it does.

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Re: I don't get it.

I would expect to see it in the next MacBook refresh. Apple hoovered up much of the early M.2 supply - especially Sammy's.

Might be a nice upgrade for my Mid 2013 model MBA.

Thunderstrike shocks OS X with firmware bootkit

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The NSA are going to be p*ssed

as above.

Does make you think about those cheap £10 thunderbolt adaptors you buy from ebay though.

Police radios will be KILLED soon – yet no one dares say 'Huawei'

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Battery Life

The 4G decision looks stoopid from so many angles.

As mentioned Tetra seems to work for most of the use cases apart from the data rate. Needless to say if they *really* need image type data then the new handsets are going to need a battery sucking screen to view it.

It seems to make far more sense to offload any high bandwidth needs to a separate device.

How many spare batteries will be needed? Whats the operating time of an Airwave handset now?

Frontier wipes credit of Elite: Dangerous 'billionaire' badboys

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I remember that bug - I also remember not being able to get it to reproduce under all circumstances.

Do they have the 2 shot kill mining lasers in E:D? They were great for the rear mount when running away after overheating your military lasers.

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A correct decision at the end

I appreciate they are probably flat out bug fixing and issue handling at the moment but it probably would make sense to look at some of the policies from the other games out there such as EVE - even to the point of nicking it whole where it concerns general conduct.

Poor guys are under so much stress at the moment that they aren't making great decisions.

NHS refused to pull 'unfit for purpose' Care.data leaflet

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Re: Same old arrogance

@AC

Come back when you understand what a jigsaw attack is Big Pharma shill.

I don't think anyone has any objection to understanding the efficacy of treatments using this data but it should be driven by the NHS to get the maximum medical and commercial bang for the buck rather than used by Big Pharma and Insurance Companies to shaft us.

BILL GATES DRINKS 'boiled and treated' POO. Ah, 'delicious'

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What kinds of Poo?

If it he can get water out of a "White and Crumbly" dog turd he deserves the Nobel prize.

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Re: Well

arguably Wetware

UK data cops warn Optical Express to stop spamming 1000s of customers

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Re: abended

***arrrgggh*****

JCL flashback.

Right, who feels like going to an Ofcom meeting? Anyone? Bueller?

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Re: I have a few simple suggestions

"Stop stupid rules like Openreach not being able to talk to other bits of BT: it's the same company and should be able to do whatever is necessary to fix faults. FAST."

The cynic in me suggests that BT retail uses that as a convenient excuse......

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Dear GSMA

You can pry my 700Mhz out of my cold dead set top box when your any of cowboy members can get me a seamless signal end to end on my commute to from Reading to London using your current technology. Show some willing FFS.

If Europe is against US's Irish email grab, it must pipe up now

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Re: to 1st poster

I call bollocks to you on that one AC. Its not that simple. Otherwise the US Tax man would be seizing all the profits Apple and Co. are storing oversea's.

You would have been far more correct to say there are a complex web of legislation and treaties whose interpretation in different legal and govermental remits can sometimes result in the appearance that the Patriot act trumps everything. Don't get me wrong its a steaming pile of dog crap that needs to be repealed - but the reality is far more nuanced than you are shrieking about.

Yes, we need two million licences - DEFRA

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Re: They get you coming and going

@AC

It is when the salesman thinks he can get away with it.

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Re: Weasle Wording?

I remember when Oracle tried to pull this stunt with my company at the time telling us we needed a per transaction license for the database supporting our Online booking engine. Given that this was for a significant country-wide ecommerce site the license volumes were in the range given for DEFRA. Needless to say they were given a robust F*ck You until sense prevailed.

As others have stated I suspect there is a combination of conflating of different license types, plus some fast ones being pulled by Oracle salesmen against civil service PHB's who knew no better.

To be fair (if I must) I seriously doubt the Civil service were the only people to fall for this trick.

Sardine fishing in Kerala: Who benefits from mobile phones?

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Re: Unwanted side effects @Arnaut

"Worsthall fails to consider that mobile phones in poor countries will not work well if there are multiple carriers - too much dispersion - which, in the absence of government regulation, would result in monopoly carriers"

How on earth do you justify that cobblers? With a real life example please. Why is too much dispersion a problem, and why would it occur in the first place?

The government has a regulatory role to play to ensure that spectrum is allocated reasonably and to dissuade cartel behaviours, Im not sure they should be more rewarded for that than they already are through pre-existing channels such as tax, and spectrum regulation. If a Government makes the right regulatory decisions they are "rewarded" by economic growth and a booming tax take. It they try to over-reward themselves they close down market opportunities and create stagnation and lack of growth.

Toyota to Tesla: we can play the free patent game as well

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Re: Could be useful

Why?

Alien Earths are out there: Our home is not 'unique'

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Coat

Re: 2 cups oxygen

Don't you mean 2 atoms 1 cup?

1,000mph ROCKET CAR project dogged by beancounters

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Re: Nobel gas bag

And probably India and Poland as well. Although no doubt some of the quacks are too.

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FAIL

I wonder if

Mr Noble would be so quick to slag off the accountants at Jaguar and Rolex who signed off his lucrative sponsorship deals?

Brit iPad sellers feel the pain of VAT-free imports

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GIFT

Is no guarantee of zero tax/duty treatment neither is second hand nor declared low value. Basically you play customs roulette with a high proportion going under the radar but plenty being caught by hmrc or the courier companies themselves using the admin fees as a profit center.

Plus with declared low value you risk any insurance not paying the full worth should the courier company shag your parcel (hello yodel)

UFOs in the '50s skies? CIA admits: 'IT WAS US'

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Re: I am outraged by you all

Am I the only one who thinks the meaning of Christmas to you is just that its the prime time to restock your tin foil?

Tor de farce: NSA fails to decrypt anonymised network

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Seems to me

That if Microsoft really wanted to stick 2 fingers up to the feds over the attempted Dublin data slurp they should deploy a compromise free version of Skype

When algorithms ATTACK: Facebook sez soz for tacky 'Year in Review' FAIL

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Re: Blame the messenger.

@Monty how do you work that one out? Unless you are going to dislike someone's ashes or dead daughter how is it going to help?

El Reg's festive dating app guide, Pt. 2: The FEMALE perspective

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Re: Online dating sounds like hell on earth

Hopefully you will never find out but it's no better or worse than any other method of meeting potential partners, understand the social situations you are operating in and you'll be grand.

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Re: Not sure why there was a breakdown in gender perspective ...

Errmmm. Met many men on online dating? I can assure that on average there are completely different approaches between men and women on dating sites.

I found the 2 articles complementary

Buses? PAH. Begone with your filthy peasant-wagons

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Re: Obvious troll is obvious

Indeed. The question of whether buses are more efficient than other forms of transport is irrelevant - right now there is no other form of transport that is more efficient for a buses particular use case if there were anything materially better buses would not exist

so yes the article was a long form troll. Or OpEd if it's written by a journo.

Reg man confesses: I took my wife out to choose a laptop for Xmas. NOOOO

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I did the same - ironically the only thing that has ever given the missus problems is Word for Mac which seems to be an unstable piece of crap.

Ireland: Hey, you. America. Hands off Microsoft's email cloud servers

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Re: Will we (the US) now invade Ireland?

One suspects that if the US were serious about this particular case they would have been happy to go the treaty route already - that they haven't suggests this has always been about establishing a precedent for doing an end run around international treaties and laws

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Re: This, and Google's fight against the MPAA/Hood are important.

Or on behalf of lobbyist organisations bought and paid for by Google neither of which are particularly relevant to this case

Xiaomi: It really ISN'T a biz-miracle idiot tax like Apple

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Tims whole point was that it has yet to quack like an Apple - arguably at this stage not even a Samsung

Grab a SLIM MODEL for Xmas cheer: Sony Xperia Z3 Tablet Compact

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FAIL

Re: Like the specs on this, but a little pricey

Unfortuately your major selling point is only relevant for nerds who want to root & flash their device. For the 99% of users who want to use their tablet as it came out of box CM is irrelevant.

Hack flings bootkits from Macs' Thunderbolts

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Re: Well duh!

agreed. Whilst research into closing off these vulnerabilities is always good, log this somewhere below unknown USB keys in the threat hierarchy.

If I had a farm of Mac Pro's in an office somewhere I would be slightly more worried, but since my MBA rarely leaves my house or my sight when travelling I dont see this as a big risk.

Care.data's a good thing? Tell us WHY, thunders watchdog

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@AC and John

I presume you are both in 'Pathfinder' areas?

The electronics island where COPS shoot ARMY and workers are rioting

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FAIL

Re: I kind of expected more focus on Simon's fake iPhone

Except millions more people can now afford an iPhone or an iPhone knockoff than could 5 or 10 years ago in Indonesia.

Economic growth in developing nation is pretty tough on individuals but very good for entire populations. The fact of the matter is that people have to endure shitty conditions for much less time than those generations who went through industrialisation in most Western developed countries.

Now unless you have a magic wand that can conjure western lifestyles overnight, I suggest you read Tim Worstall's latest article before getting on your Dickensian high horse.

Pick a superior Christmas No. 1 from El Reg's computer crooning compilation

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Goldie lookin chain

Halfman half machine.

STAY AWAY: Popular Tor exit relays look raided

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Foreshadowed me arse

How on earth does a few exit nodes being taken down relate at all to the directory servers being taken down?

Presumably this guy had a sizable set of servers operating as exit nodes but I would actually like to know what proportion of the available TOR bandwidth his servers represent - presumably it's peanuts.

FURY erupts on streets of Brussels over greedy USA's data-slurping appetite

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Re: Hate Machine

Hating someone who keeps fucking with my personal data for very little reason or justification seems pretty fair to me

Welsh council rapped for covert spying on sick leave worker

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You would expect wrong

You'd be wrong on the first of those assumptions in the UK.

You can self-certify for the first 7 days of an illness and the company can do nothing to force you to get a note from a doctor. In fact most doctors these days will refuse to give you one.

https://www.gov.uk/taking-sick-leave

Don't panic, US Navy has only deployed a ROBOT SHARK (but where are the lasers?)

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Shark?

Looks more like a baby whale to me

Friday: SpaceX will attempt to land rocket on floating, robotic 'spaceport drone ship'

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When does their UK division open

Some days it feels like Elon is doing more to make the future happen than virtually anyone else on the planet.

Im sure he's standing on the shoulders of giants - but that guy has the vision, will and moolah to achieve something incredible.

Soon everyone will be doing it with a strap-on: The Reg's 20 festive wearables

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Alert

Nike are bailing....

Are bailing out of the hardware side of the wearables market - so better hold onto that Fuelband receipt.....

Bill cram woes piling up for Sprint: Campaigners lob in a sueball

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WTF?

OMG

How is third party billing even legal? I'd like to think it cant happen over this side of the pond but that's probably wishful thinking.

Beware of merging, telcos. CHEAPER SPECTRUM follows

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Bit of a stretch

"For everyone in the business it raised awareness of creative financial engineering"

That's a pretty naïve statement to suggest that before the great spectrum auction they weren't aware of just how many ways they could indulge in tax evasion.