Just look up on a dark clear winter night in the countryside. Space is mostly cold, dark and empty.
Posts by Natalie Gritpants
613 publicly visible posts • joined 25 Jul 2007
You are here => Earth is in 'the suburbs' of an immense heaven
Siri: Helpful personal assistant or SERIAL APP KILLER?
Six of the best gaming keyboard and mouse combos
Microsoft refuses to nip 'Windows 9' unzip lip slip
Windows 7 End of Life
Wouldn't having WIndows 9 and WIndows 8.x on sale mean that Windows 7 would be the third oldest OS version and that Microsoft would not have to maintain it anymore. I may be wrong but XP has been shot and Vista is on the naughty step and if a new major revision comes out that will mean Vista will be dead and Windows 7 not recommended anymore?
Roll up for El Reg's 3G/4G MONOPOLY DATA PUB CRAWL
Kate Bush: Don't make me HAVE CONTACT with your iPHONE
Eat up Martha! Microsoft slings handwriting recog into OneNote on Android
Tiny transforming bots: Meet these self-assembling 'thoughtful' droids
Love in the time of the GPS sees chap propose with Google Map
Stick a 4K in them: Super high-res TVs are DONE
It's Google HQ - the British one: Reg man snaps covert shots INSIDE London offices
BMW's ConnectedDrive falls over, bosses blame upgrade snafu
Confession time
I drive in the middle lane sometimes. If it's very quiet it gives you two lots of cats-eyes to thud across while sleeping before you hit something. Other times the left lane is so deeply rutted by lorries that it's hard to keep a straight line.
Most of the time I stick to the fast lane as it feels safer, no idiots on the right and the speed differences are less than in the other two lanes.
Google Nest, ARM, Samsung pull out Thread to strangle ZigBee
"Something like a wireless light switch might be much easier to install"
I live in a house with no hallway so several rooms have more than one doorway. It's old but funnily enough there are light switches next to each doorway that were put in when it was last rewired (years ago). The exception is the bedrooms which have a IR remote near the bed (no installation required).
I can't see light switches being the must-have feature that drives this.
Europe's highest court: Apple CAN trademark its retail store layout
I've copyrighted the layout of my local plumber merchant
Scratched and dirty lino floor, faded prints on the wall, a big counter with no-one behind it when you walk in. After a five minute delay a customer service representative (in grubby brown overcoat thing) walks in and then walks out. Five minutes after that they come out again and speak to you in Dothrakian.
Computing student jailed after failing to hand over crypto keys
F1? No, it's Formula E as electric racing cars hit the track
Royal Navy parks 470 double-decker buses on Queen Elizabeth
True fact: Your CAT wees ... like a racehorse
Internet of Things fridges? Pfft. So how does my milk carton know when it's empty?
Nice attempt by some commentards
to figure out how to do it with cameras and shelf weight sensors. How do you cope with this? I take the 4 pint milk out to pour on my breakfast, close the door, slosh my weetabix and milk my coffee, turn on the microwave and then put the milk back in the fridge. Sometimes I forget to put the milk back until after eating. Have I just ordered another 4 pints of milk?
Wedding tackle started out as PROTO-SHARKS' LEGS, boffins say
Piketty thinks the 1% should cough up 80%. Discuss
Google to plonk tentacles on 'unwired' world with $1bn launch of 180-satellite fleet
EE boffin: 5G will be the LAST WORD in mobe tech – literally
95 floors in 43 SECONDS: Hitachi's new ultra-high-speed lift
Reg man builds smart home rig, gains SUPREME CONTROL of DOMAIN – Pics
IRS boss on XP migration: 'Classic fix the airplane while you're flying it attempt'
Fixing an airborne aircraft
No-one has ever built an aircraft that cannot be landed and maintained. If your IT is in this state you only have yourself to blame. Plenty of other IT services have planned maintenance downtime. If yours does not have this feature you should resign and let someone competent take over.
Intel uncloaks next-gen 'Braswell' Atom, 64-bit Android KitKat kernel
Amazon Workspaces: A dish best served later
Sticky Tahr-fy pudding: Ubuntu 14.04 slickest Linux desktop ever
Top bars are bollox
Fitts law is OK when it comes to being easy to whiz to the file menu, but it doesn't address the larger distance who have to go to get the pointer back to where it started after you have done the file/thing menu pick.
Sidebars are much better for saving vertical space. WIndows 7 and KDE do the rather well, mate is OK ish, xfce and gnome were rubbish last time I checked.
Window resizing - meh, been in most X window managers for over twenty years.
Straight to 8: London's Met Police hatches Win XP escape plan
Brawling neighbours challenge 'quiet' cul-de-sac myth
Re: Tip toe through the cat crap
I'd like to stand up for the hard working cats of this country and object to the word lazy. But I can't because that's what cats are. Calling a cat lazy is like calling a cloud wet, it just shows that you don't know much about them.
I don't know how slippery it is. I have a cat and it poos next door. If you don't want cat poo, get a cat. Cheap to run and will remove the mice from your house.
Bletchley Park board member quits amid TNMOC split-off spat
Cameron pitches UK-Germany 5G collaboration to Cebit
Microsoft to push out penultimate XP patch on March Patch Tuesday
Women! You too can be 'cool' and 'fun' if you work in tech!
Cable thieves hang up on BT, cause MAJOR outage
Hot racks and cool customers: Colocating in the capital
Seagate's LaCie touts a 25TB (not a typo) box o' disks for your DESK
thus reading should be noticeably faster than random writing
I think you mean random writing will be noticeably slower than a glacier.
SMR is the technique used by helical scan tape drives (DDS) to pack the tracks closer than the width of the write head. They also suffer from terrible performance if you don't keep them streaming while writing.
Big Beardie's watching: Gaze into the screen... it shall gaze also into you
Mac Pro fanbois can rack 'em and stack 'em like real sysadmins
Hear that, Sigourney? Common names 'may not constitute personal data'
STRIPPED DOWN and EXPOSED: Business kit from the good old days
Asus unveils dirt-cheap Chromebox desktops with Haswell chips
Reg snaps moment when Facebook turned air Blu: 1PB box for unloved pics
Margaret Hodge, PAC are scaring off new biz: Treasury source
UK smut filter may have sent game patch to sin-bin
Pint-glass-flashing FISHNAPPERS strike at Firefox daddy Mozilla
Intel shutters BRAND NEW chip factory as PC market storm rages
Re: Its a mess on Intel "et al's" own making...
Like you say, you don't need a more powerful PC and you don't want another five 200W PC's in your home. But you might want twenty 0.1W devices controlling your light, heat and kitchen appliances. Microsoft have dropped the ball on this progress hence the shuttered factory, maybe Google can pick up the baton (Intel have an ARM license)