* Posts by peter 45

493 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Jun 2009

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Hamburg court: Google must police YouTube content

peter 45

Re: From the perspective of a professional musician

Guess what. Youtube do pay Royalties. (Remember few years back when PRS wanted more money for their licence so Google decided not to play their videos).

If you think that you are not getting paid, I'd have a word with the PRS to see where the money has gone.

Good luck.

Oracle v Google round-up: The show so far

peter 45

cos

'cos each sale/licence comes with a host of terms, conditions, restrictions and obligations........and is subject to interpretation, licences, contracts, legal threats and actual legal action. Look at SCO and their 'sale' of Unix.

Why not try to develop your own if you can?

Samsung and LG hit with MASSIVE price fixing fine

peter 45
Megaphone

Re: Locked hadsets are wrong...

possible alternatives

1. Saving up

2. Buying cheaper, less capable handset

3. Borrow from bank

4. hire

5. hire purchase

6. Buy second hand

Want me to go on?

Any of these can be done without HAVING to be locked into the operator. In fact if you think about it, why was the SIM standard created in the first place? It wasn't to enable operators to lock handsets, was it?

peter 45
Facepalm

Re: Locked hadsets are wrong...

" You want everyone to pay £300-£500+ for handsets up front?"

Cos the only possible alternative is locked handsets is it?

London fire brigade outsources 999 control centre to Capita

peter 45
FAIL

Actual conversation with Roadside Assistance Company

Leaving out all the 'pardon' and 'I cannot understand, can you say it again'

Him - (Said in almost unintelligible Indian accent) Hello. How may I help you?

Me - My car has a puncture and I cannot undo the bolts. Can you send someone please?

Him - Certainly. What is your postcode?

Me - Um. Don't know. I'm on the hard shoulder of the motorway.

Him - Can you knock on someones door to find out the post code?

Me - No. I'm on the Motorway. There are no houses on a motorway.

Him - Ok, can you see a streetname?

Me - Errr. No. I'm on the M3 motorway.

Him - Can you go to the end of the street and see if you can see a name?

Me - Errr. No. I'm on a motorway. It doesn't have street names. Its called the M3. I'm on the M3 southbound just past junction 6.

Him - ........Can you spell M3 please?

TalkTalk is yet again the most griped about telco in Blighty

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WTF?

Daytime Throttling

Never really had much of a problem with download speeds in the evenings, but from the rare times I am at home during the day, it seems that the download speed slows to virtually zero.

Bandwidth Hogs slowing the download during the evenings i can understand, but during the day? Are Talktalk throttling severly during the day to sell high value daytime bandwith to business customers?

FAA mulls scrapping in-flight iPad, Kindle ban

peter 45
Headmaster

Even better

Are the British Army vehicles (Mastiff for example) which has a warning next to the fuel filler cap warning not to have any transmitters on whilst refueling.

Its a diesel engine.

Bet the elf and safty twonk who came one up with that one has never tried to set light to diesel with rf sparks....or even a match (probably the same one who wanted 'danger of electrocution' stickers plastered over equipment running off 24 volts. He didn't understand that 24V is not 240V.).

Lawyers of Mordor retreat from The Hobbit

peter 45
Stop

Re: My thoughts precisely.

"legal obligation to protect a company's intellectual properties". yes but that legal obligation can mean many things and can be, for example, asking a little notice to be placed in the pub acknowledging copyrights/trademarks. By no means does it mean they MUST send the legal nuclear option.

Startup slices solar panels using ion gun

peter 45
Childcatcher

half the cost

BTW 'half the cost' is not the same as 'half the price'.

This puff piece is for investors not consumers

Phone-hack cops nab six 'including Prime Ministerial horse lender'

peter 45
Megaphone

Re: "brown envelope changing hands"

'serving' their own interests and 'protecting' their sources of income.?

Best quote yet was from Inspector Gadget who wrote

"At least we now know why those of us at the lower end of the scale have always been told to make ‘no comment’ at an incident until a senior officer arrives. Seems like they were protecting their second income!"

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Happy

Becky's resignation statement.

"I want to reiterate how sorry I am for what we now know to have

taken place."

So not just the phone hacking but the deliberate destruction of evidence as well then?

Council spunks '£100k on how to wash your hands' vid

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Re: No laughing matter

All good points

If it had be distributed to all oap shelters, or hospitals or doctors surgerys or...or...or.

So did they do any of that?

No? Waste of time and money then.

Watchdog hits out at malware racking up premium-rate charges

peter 45
Mushroom

wow

What was that over there?

Aaaaaa its too bright

Wait....wait...what does that spell?

ok i can see it now.

It spells Obvious

IT staffers on ragged edge of burnout and cynicism

peter 45
Unhappy

Re: IT Security is very important!

Would that the the same people in my company who roll out Adobe 6 with each new PC build and will not allow upgrades as it is 'against the Security regulations'?

I am assuming they have never heard of 'security patches' and 'free' but what do I know?

peter 45
Facepalm

Re: Re: IT security staff?

"As an experiment," Corman said, "explain to your children what it is you're trying to explain to your chief security officer. If they get it and he doesn't, then the problem isn't with you."

Just done that with my wife (not saying she has the intelligence of my children. She is intelligent, just not an expert or even working in the field).

When she says 'that makes no sense', I know it is not my inability to make my blithering idiot of a security officer see beyond the statement 'its the rule' to see why the rule exists and when 'the rule' might not cope for specific circumstances or new information.

Blighty's taxman offers smartphone levy refund

peter 45
Big Brother

Cough....Giggle....Snort...Hack

"if your accounts department is particularly officious". Wot, like the Accounts Department in every Company I have ever worked for you mean?

I have even had one company tell me they were putting my Overalls down as a tax benefit as it was possible to use them at home.

Court rejects Tesla’s latest libel spat with Top Gear

peter 45

What I really want to know

How much did he (allegedly) pay for his Tesla?

How much does he charge for each puff piece?

(Charge..Ha Ha ...See what I did there?)

Brits guard Facebook passwords more than work logins – survey

peter 45
Happy

Just counted mine

From switching on to editing my first document of the day - 5 passwords including

two randomly generated and one that has to change every month and two others that are different for each project.

Number of different passwords to use all the different software applications on top of the 5 above- 7 passwords

Also, if you get any one of them wrong more than three times, your account freezes and you have to get the IT guy to physically visit your desk to ensure you are who you say you are before they will unlock.

Do I write them down? Of course I do. Don't be silly.

'The full harm to Apple cannot be calculated'

peter 45
Big Brother

Re: "worldwide rights ... in 10 different countries"

Shirley you only need to buy the rights in America for it to to automatically mean you have rights over the whole wirld?

Apple lands slide-to-unlock patent blow on Motorola

peter 45
Happy

Voice pattern recognition?

'Unlock'

'Did you say 'Uncle"?

'No! Unlock'

'Did you say 'No-one Clock"?

'NO. Unlock!!!!'

'Not recognized' Please say word again'

'UNLOCK'

'Shutting down now.' Biddly Beep.

Sony 'fesses to Whitney Houston price hike 'error'

peter 45

Re: What is wrong with cashing in? (if they did)

Agree. After all one can equally lambast those who o bought the music just because she is dead. In my book as morally suspect as this who cash in on her death. Sony didn't have to put the price up, and people didn't have to buy the music at that price.

SPRAY-ON antennas waved about at Google's techfest

peter 45
Angel

My B.S. antenna are quivering

even without a good spray of some nano-capacitors.

Sun hacks cuffed after being DOBBED IN by News Corp

peter 45

Hmmmmm

"Look at the alternatives" Like the alternative of having Journalists who are *not* a bunch of amoral scum-sucking trotters who get their stories by amoral and illegal methods you mean?

"but for all the harm it has done, it's done as much, if not more good". And that is a good excuse or a get-of-of-jail-free card is it? Good thing that the rest of us don't subscribe to the "you are fine just as long as you some good" morality.

P.S. I understand that Cock-fighting used to be a very popular sport. Should we have kept that 'cos it was popular?

peter 45
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according to the sun

What arrests?

There's accurate and impartial journalism for you.

Still this news was probably pushed off the top slot by the 5 page spread of the worst possible pictures of Whitney Houston. Respectful journalism at its very best.

Indian ministers quit in parliament smut flick scandal

peter 45
Trollface

'It wasn't porn, it was a real-life rape'

Oh well. Thats all right then. I mean if it was porn they had saved on their mobile phone and were watching it during a debate, that would have been serious, but since it was a real rape, that makes it fine.

Need I break out the sarcastic icon?

New sat data shows Himalayan glaciers hardly melting at all

peter 45

Errr.

"same weather every day for twenty five years"

You mean like...nowhere...ever...in the entire history of the world.

New driver-snooping satnav could push down UK insurance premiums

peter 45
Big Brother

Claims assessors are even worse

Once knew a Claims Assessor and he described his job as a Claims Prevention Officer.

Does not matter that the Insurance companies say their job is to 'assist' the Claimant to make a 'fair' claim, 'cos his job was basically to find any excuse possible to disallow or reduce the claim. He got bonuses based on the difference between the claimants claim and the final payout.

Claim assessor come to your house to 'help you assess the damage' ? Don't make me laugh. His job is to poke into all corners of the house, damaged or not, noting ALL the content's value 'cos if the value is higher than the insured limit, it gets reduced and he get a bonus. Even though you are claiming for damage and not theft, he will check the security of your windows. If it isn't the same as stated on the insurance form, claim will be rejected.

It is the householder responsibility to fill the form in accurately, but be under no illusions what a Claim Assessor is there to do when the insurance company sends him round to 'help you'.

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"insurance companies could afford computers that could count into double digits for no claims years, too."

Yeh, and managed to sort out the no-claims information they give you at the end of the year and the information they insist on to take out insurance.

Last insurance company I went with would only give an 'over 5 years' type of information at the end of the year, but their insurance quote form insisted on an exact number of years (and would then only allow 5 years if you got an 'over 5 years' statement.)

I have not had a claim for over 10 years, but can now only claim 6 because of this .

Brit pair deported from US for 'destroy America' tweet

peter 45
Flame

Me too

"border guards are humourless drones" and arrogant little shits to boot.

We were also herded off the plane through immigration into a holding area just so the aircraft could be re-fueled. The first person was called forward to be fingerprinted but was disabled and could not move fast enough for the aforementioned little shit's liking. He stormed off shouting that he 'didn't have to put up with this'. We didn't see him again for half an hour and the whole compliment of 747's passenger's were left just queuing. Not allowed forward, not allowed backward. No toilets, no refreshments, no chairs and no air conditioning.

The aircraft had actually finished refueling before the first passenger has been 'immigrated' and it took 4 hours to get everyone through the whole process.

Still, as long as it helps America's War on Terror. (sarcastic icon)

US entertainment lawyer casts doubt on Megaupload case

peter 45
Pirate

Well obviously

But we all knows that copyright violation (opps...sorry....PIRACY) puts money in the pockets of organised crime and Terrorism. Also I'm pretty sure Ive heard that al queda are terrorists. QED he is .

What more justification do the Americans need to place a order an XXXL jump suit with reinforced crotch?

Try a 'shroom before ruling on chill pills, boffin tells gov

peter 45
Trollface

'maybe that irrationality is so pervasive that they could never think rationally'

But...but...but they are politicians. Their whole careers are built on the ability to hold several irrational thoughts simultaneously without noticing anything wrong.

iPad users 'risk shoulder pain', say US gov, Microsoft boffins

peter 45
Happy

Errrrrr

"So what you really need is some kind of brilliant tablet with a built in case/stand that has a keyboard in it to avoid the input problem "

Wot? Like the Transformer Tablet with keyboard that I am using to type this on now then? Holds the screen at a good viewing angle, gives you 2 USB ports and extra battery life thrown in and you can close it up to protect the screen.

Tablet? no thanks.

No bail for Kim Dotcom

peter 45
Gimp

First

First in a post to mention kiddi porn and terrorism.

Is there a prize for that?

Juror jailed for looking up rape defendant on Google

peter 45

Ah ha

Easiest way of getting out of Jury duty. Soon as the trial starts, google defendant's name. If any past convictions come up, tell the judge that you 'remember' the defendant from previous trial reports.

Home in time for tea and tiffin

peter 45
Holmes

Which is why.....

"Evidence of past crimes and convictions may however affect the credibility of a witness..." but evidence of past crimes and convictions however may not be used to affect the credibility of the accused (except under very narrow and specific cirmumstances).

That strikes us normal people as a tad one sided. No doubt legally correct and necessary to provide the accused a fair trial by having no trace of influence on this trial from past history, but still unfair to my definition. As a normal person unburdened by years of legal training and legal niceties, would I be tempted to redress the balance? Yep. Am I wrong not to bow the combined wisdom of the cleverest in the land. Probably, but I would still be tempted.

UK.gov marches on with solar 'leccy cash slash by spring

peter 45
Mushroom

From another angle.

I think you are correct, but looked at from another angle.........

The FITs were set in place to kick start the manufacturing/install base so that the costs came down sufficiently for it it be a viable investment. Yes, they are using Taxpayer's money to subsidise, but the whole business whas never going to take off without it.

I think that most people would agree that if the costs come down low enough that everyone can afford to fit these panels, make/save money and also reduce emisions it can hardly be a bad thing.

However, I think that the problem is that the manufacturing/install costs have come down, but still not enough to make it financially viable without large FITs. The cuts in FITs the Government are proposing are too big to keep this kick-start going so the whole new infrastructure is going to fall over.

If that happens, all the government has done is to use taxpayer's money to subsidise those with 10-15k and a house roof to spare (and even then I did not think the finances stack up for it to be anything other than a long term (over 15 years) investment, with inherent risks that the maintenance/repair costs would kill any profits.).

Blogger bully site yanks MPAA's chain in poison-pen letter

peter 45
Happy

Detailed instructions

Highlight righthaven.com

Ctl C

Click in address bar

Ctl V

Enter

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Coat

censorship

I was going to post my fave bits, but decided that quoting the whole letter might cause this site to be closed down for aiding copyright violation

NASA halts 'naut flogging Apollo 13 notebook

peter 45

"employee then is is generally taken that the copyright is with the employer" .....if specifically covered by the employment contract/T&C. If not......

peter 45
Happy

Ownership?

Mass may claim ownership of the notebook, but he wrote the notes so can he claim copyright?

Bit-part actress slings sueball at IMDb over age gripe

peter 45

HHmmmmmmmm

So the ONLY thing stopping you getting more work is your real age is it?

Nothing to do with tour looks or acting ability then?

Cry me a river

Netgear debuts first next-gen powerline network kit

peter 45
Gimp

OOooooh

Get you hoo.

Apple said to threaten legal action over Steve Jobs doll

peter 45
Happy

additional protection

does his face have round edges?

'Mobiles bake men's balls' bog ad is cobblers - new ruling

peter 45
Coffee/keyboard

"were not all nutters BTW"

as sane as a box of frogs

Dagenham council: Only language our tenants understand is SMS

peter 45
Pint

This helps how?

If sending them a letter printed on red paper with FINAL REMINDER written on it does nothing to stir them into action, how is an SMS message going to help? If you can't/won't pay your rent, an SMS ain't going to change your mind.

Plastic semiconductor makes solar cells more efficient

peter 45
Happy

See a cat? Yes and No

I think that since you looked inside the box you have 'observed' it and collapsed the wave function. So the answer is Yes or No.

(Yes I know that Schrödinger meant it as a ridiculous case and Niels Bohr never had in mind the observer-induced collapse of the wave function, but hey)

US spy drone hijacked with GPS spoof hack, report says

peter 45

stealing a US aircraft

Wellllll. More like

'I chased the burglar out of muy house and he left his tools behind. Mine now. Ha ha'.

peter 45

its not what you got, its what you do with it

Cough........Kalman filter.........cough

Apple's request for HTC ban delayed again

peter 45
Trollface

never gonna happen

A US company will never get a ban on non-US company products issued by a US organisation unless.........

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