Actual conversation with Roadside Assistance Company
Leaving out all the 'pardon' and 'I cannot understand, can you say it again'
Him - (Said in almost unintelligible Indian accent) Hello. How may I help you?
Me - My car has a puncture and I cannot undo the bolts. Can you send someone please?
Him - Certainly. What is your postcode?
Me - Um. Don't know. I'm on the hard shoulder of the motorway.
Him - Can you knock on someones door to find out the post code?
Me - No. I'm on the Motorway. There are no houses on a motorway.
Him - Ok, can you see a streetname?
Me - Errr. No. I'm on the M3 motorway.
Him - Can you go to the end of the street and see if you can see a name?
Me - Errr. No. I'm on a motorway. It doesn't have street names. Its called the M3. I'm on the M3 southbound just past junction 6.
Him - ........Can you spell M3 please?