Options, so many options
BABB Bashing Android Big Brother
BABS Boasting All Blue Screens
WILT Windows Intimidating Linux Traders
BUY Ballsed Up Yanks
A slightly more convoluted one from the huge infrastructure of support firms and individuals needed to keep MS products working roughly as hoped for
MEM Massive Ecosystem Manglers.
Perhaps a description of what usually happens in an IT monoculture.
NWD New World Disorder
I would suggest a cultural reference like a Borg derivative but it is inappropriate. Borg stuff usually works better than Federation hardware to the point the Feds copy or steal Borg technology. How about a few suggestions from the viewpoint of the Borg, referring the MS habit of being just close enough to common standards to confuse the gullible, but different enough to break the existing standards ?
NIHSI Not Invented Here, Steal It.
TMC Tomorrow Never Comes or is that a movie title already, referring the the Next Big Thing, which inevitably disappoints. Or is that IBM ?
Back to the fencing. A much more visible and useful post. Those broken wires can be seen at least. Mines the one with mud stains