* Posts by Version 1.0

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Dear Europe, here again are the reasons why scanning devices for unlawful files is not going to fly

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Malware delivery workers all install AV software to make sure their deliveries can pass through, so the child porn folks would probably install the software to get their images through it. We're all running around saying "this is good" and "this is bad" but nothing's going to change in the world until we admit that humans have the ability to be stupid.

Researchers claim quantum device performs 9,000-year calculation in microseconds

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"Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork" - Sam Ewing

Watch out for phishing emails that inject spyware trio

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It's not just Excel

But email is a normal hazard these days, we see infections delivered in attachments daily. This is the email environment ... it's nothing new. Here's a monastery sig when this first started years ago ... "I would like to shake the hand of the man who first decided that e-mail clients should slice, dice and run arbitrary programs. Then I'd like to stir, blend and puree his hand.

These days "security" is just a feature, not a requirement.

Smart homes are hackable homes if not equipped with updated, supported tech

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I've never seen blue sky that didn't become cloudy ... and when it gets cloudy we normally see a thunderstorm.

Ransomware attack sends US county back to 1977

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Re: China is a Russian "ally" -- Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

If I was in Russia and creating Malware I'd make it look like it was from China, and if I was in China creating Malware I'd make it look like it had Russian origins. But if I was in North Korea writing malware I'd add some indicators to give people both of the two "sources" to everything.

Malware is everywhere ... this is malware-change these days, all organizations need to start assuming that they will be hacked and all their data lost, moving to an environment where there is zero-zero access to their data from outside and only read-only access internally. Update the data internally via a keyboard with multiple inaccessible backups.

Sure - this is not going to be easy but malware is easy so everything harder is safer.

How to reprogram Apple AirTags, play custom sounds

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Re: Rickrolled

I always see getting rickrolled as education, it's a lesson and at least it's a fun one.

GitHub saved plaintext passwords of npm users in log files, post mortem reveals

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Re: GitHub stored a number of plaintext user credentials

Oh, I was reading the story and wondering why the PFY and PHB were not being mentioned, the story is just the BOFH reality.

This Windows malware uses PowerShell to inject malicious extension into Chrome

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How about a new OS?

"Windows" are normally easily opened for the fresh air and insects to fly though the room, maybe we should switch to a new OS called "Stonewall"?

Modern things are designed to be easy to use, that's far more important to the creators than stone wall security. So nothing much is going to change until we create a new OS that is totally secure, maybe it will be hard to add the modern "easy to use" features but I think that safer to use is where we need to head to these days.

IBM-powered Mayflower robo-ship once again tries to cross Atlantic

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Re: What is the actual goal?

And hurricane season starts next week. But "problems" can be helpful because the operators can see what happens and work to avoid the problems in future. Hurricanes in the Atlantic mean that you have to navigate around them, not through them, generator failures suggest having a backup will help .... etc etc.

Verizon: Ransomware sees biggest jump in five years

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Dear b011chit your password has expired, we have issued a new password, please visit your account to confirm it.

Original killer PC spreadsheet Lotus 1-2-3 now runs on Linux natively

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Re: Word Star

I liked SuperCalc and used it a lot - it worked best when I wrote an ISR for CP/M to get my VT100 running at 132 columns so I could create very large calculation sheets.

If you're using the ctx Python package, bad news: Vandal added info-stealing code

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Re: This should not have been possible

You can't blame Python, this is normal in the Open Sauce environment, most of the time the new sauce is nice and tasty but occasionally it's got too much salt and pepper.

I'll rework an old quote to today's world ... "If it turns out that there is a Open Source Coding, I don't think that it's evil. But the worst that you can say about it is that basically it's an underachiever." - Woody Allen (updated).

Amazon puts 'creepy' AI cameras in UK delivery vans

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Re: Getting on the wrong side

I guess this might be a result of where we both are, locally (in a town full of white cops) our Amazon drivers are all black so maybe that's why there are driving a lot more carefully here? I'm white so I have a bumper stick on the back of my car:

CAUTION, I drive like a Cullen.

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Re: Getting on the wrong side

Locally, in the US, I see the Amazon delivery drivers doing a very good job and excellent deliveries these days, I don't think it's a result of Amazon cameras (I might be wrong) but it seems to be a result of Amazon starting to employ a lot of former local UPS and Federal Express drivers.

Now flip the message icon over because this is the USA, so if you are driving around the neighborhood at the speed limit then people driving behind you will be honking their horns and then overtake you when you arrive at a Stop Sign. Don't honk at them when they do that to you because a gun will get waved out of the window. I'm not complaining, that just the way things go.

It's 2022 and there are still malware-laden PDFs in emails exploiting bugs from 2017

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But the valid links say things like "This is really great possibility to change your job", "Collect your $10,000 gift" etc... these are just this mornings message quarantines, the message was 9cf84296-df20-4dc3-8105-a73fb729c88f.pdf - flagged as URL/Phish.KX.gen!Eldorado

Florida's content-moderation law kept on ice, likely unconstitutional, court says

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Let's pass a new law

But these states are currently busy forbidding teachers from making any discussions about gender choices.

Deepfake attacks can easily trick live facial recognition systems online

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Re: Artificial Mimickry

I always see the term "AI" as meaning Artificial Idiot, to say it's Artificial Intelligence effectively misleads the public into thinking that there is no stupidity in the machine. Let's move to reality, calling it Artificial Realistic Stupidly Efficient, Intelligence.

No, I'm not joking - these days we just call the programming results "AI", Windows, Android etc., etc., and are busy updating everything all the time with each version claiming to be a bug free enhancement but it's updated again every week or two. So our AI is just a guess, based on other guesses.

Lonestar plans to put datacenters in the Moon's lava tubes

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Re: Job creation

“I will accept any rules that you feel necessary to your freedom. I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.”

These days when you read quotes like that from Heinlein's book, The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress, it sounds just like our politicians at a party. Did Heinlein predict the future, or did he create it?

Microsoft patches the patch that broke Windows authentication

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Re: "patches to fix patches seem to be becoming a little too common"

But Windows is designed to be "patched" so this event is just a feature implementation. All "patches" are patched, all features are "updated" ... LOL, you think that data privacy is not a feature of being patched? Just accept the patch policy but don't worry about it because it will be updated.

Intel plans immersion lab to chill its power-hungry chips

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Cloudy climate change

We're generating the power to run these systems and then need to generate power to cool them down, so that's a lot of energy running around and warming the planet. We need to start thinking about the consequences of all our "upgrades" - are we going to move to a carbon-free world where everyone needs an AC unit?

IT staffing, recruitment biz settles claims it discriminated against Americans

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When I was moved to the US from the UK in the mid-70's I was getting $10,000 a year ... so the article is accurate but I'm not complaining because, since I was so cheap to employ, the company was happy to pay me to fly back to the UK every year to renew the H1-B visa. And they sent me off to many educational courses leading me to learn a lot of things that the UK company had never bothered about.

The downside was that I had to stop smoking entertaining substances, but the upside was that I could go to Grateful Dead concerts all the time.

Apple scraps 3-day return to office amid COVID-19 cases

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Re: "not everyone is yet ready to return to the corporate altar"

The Office Is a Beautiful Place When Everyone Else Works from Home

Venezuelan cardiologist charged with 'designing and selling ransomware'

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Re: "The self-taught coder and qualified cardiologist"

If you spend your life looking at EKG traces then the environment is similar to coding debugging; you see the EKG trace have a big pulse up (QRS) , or a low slide down (T wave), or maybe too many little pulses (P waves) and then you figure out what the cause is ... generally something that a cardiologist can fix. So it's basically complex debugging, when your heart has an issue then a cardiologist will debug you.

China's vice premier Liu He advocates technology and government cooperation

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The future is coming

It seems that a lot of China's actions and attitudes are a prediction of what the other nations will say and do, generally in a way that makes them sound "unique" but these days that's just the way you post on TikTok Twitter...

Monero-mining botnet targets Windows, Linux web servers

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Re: Linux as a target? But is this really the case?

If you are running a server on the Internet then you are not "safe" without checking that you haven't become vulnerable everyday. If you check things and think that you are safe then maybe you are, you'd better check again in a while.

State of internet crime in Q1 2022: Bot traffic on the rise, and more

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Re: Bad neighborhood

But cyberspace is very profitable, just read the rest of the posts on El Reg...

Europe moves closer to stricter cybersecurity standards, reporting regs

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Icon update please

I've asked El Reg to add a pair of wire-cutters to the icons in the past when we discuss security issues, but nowadays I think it would be much better to just give us a axe icon for cybersecurity posts. The concept of cybersecurity is just a joke these days - every time we talk about cybersecurity we're just discussing failures so let's all just use this icon until we get a "cybersecurity update" that works.

Intel shareholders revolt against Pat Gelsinger's pay package

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So does he claim to be doing as much work as 1,700 workers? But is this environment any different from so many other companies these days? These bosses just see themselves are deserving the money because they are saying that everyone else is just a woker (sic) these days.

Cars in driver-assist mode hit a third of cyclists, all oncoming cars in tests

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Re: So technology works as intended...

If the technology worked then the companies creating the driver-assist mode would be able to create an operating system and web browser that we could all use without any risk at all of getting infections ... oh wait, are they writing the driver-assist code in Java?

Ad-tech firms grab email addresses from forms before they're even submitted

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Re: GDPR?

I've been moving my mouse cursor over the downvote button for ten minutes now and it seems that El Reg is not behaving badly ... LOL, I would not actually downvote your post, I just verified that visiting El Reg appears to be completely safe!

Software patching must work like car safety recalls, says US cyber boss

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Re: An interesting viewpoint from Mr Inglis

"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside." - Robert X. Cringely

Elon Musk puts Twitter deal on hold over bot numbers claim

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Re: He might not be stupid

That's a whole list of "features" of US presidential candidates so if he owns Twitter and gets elected then there's no risk of losing his account.

Europe proposes tackling child abuse by killing privacy, strong encryption

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Re: Scunthorpe

And what happens when they decrypt your Blind Faith album cover, or see your QAnon posts about Hillary Clinton porn videos? I agree that porn is bad but I think that everyone's attitude to the fact that we are all naked under out clothes is much worse...

If we charge down this road without thinking about the consequences then maybe we will simply ban all artists. In college I was taught to draw and paint pictures of people, you started with a naked body (drawing a naked civil servant) and then we drew and painted clothes on it ... it always looked realistic, I was in the top five of the class and now when I see people walking around, I always know just what they all look like naked. Clothes are irrelevant to me although I wear them everywhere.

It's time to kick China off social media, says tech governance expert

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Re: re: Digital societies need to be protected.

Facebook stopped all companies from having an effect on my life ... when Facebook opened to the public I tried to sign up for an account and was told my name was fake. They said that if I ever tried to create an account on Facebook then I would be prosecuted ... and then when I started reading the small print on several other social media companies I saw paragraphs in their terms and conditions pages that said you can't apply for an account if you have been banned by any other social media company so I have no social media accounts. Initially I was pissed off, but now ...

I am very happy and wish to express my contentment.

Ransomware the final nail in coffin for small university

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Making Backups is a good safety procedure but when Malware invades an institution and gets everywhere then it's a hell of a lot of work to eliminate it and clean absolutely everything before you can start restoring the backed up data. If you are a University then you are a huge collection of different data environments so maybe the data is "safe" but it's going to be months before you can restore everything ... and that's months of being unable to be a University so I understand their response, I don't think they had a choice.

IBM's autonomous Mayflower ship breaks down in second transatlantic attempt

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"... so give them a break" Originally when a ship got a "break" the sailors would get the ship repaired, even if one of them fell off with the mast - go watch Master and Commander to see this documented.

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Re: IBM in this case...

Replace IBM with Nice Automatic Ship Again ...

These problems that we're seeing probably indicate that the design team built the ship as "working" but never verified that if wouldn't fail. That's pretty much a normal design environment these days but the NASA engineers are totally devoted to making their designs work for years.

Enterprise-strength FreeBSD-based TrueNAS releases v13.0

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Re: "a low-end home deployment would be happy in less"

It's useful to have a second NAS that can read the primary NAS contents and maintain copies of everything via rsync and configured so that it cannot be seen on the network. So if Ransomware invades the network you can just clean everything and restore the main NAS contents from your "invisible" backup which has maintained a complete private backup.

SAS backs Python as alternative to its own language

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Python on and on again

Python is a very adaptable environment so adding SAS support is an advantage in the University education and research worlds (icon). I wonder what will be the next language "addition" to Python, will it start to support Ada Lovelace and Charles Babbage's Analytical Engine? Will El Reg use it to create comments and allow me to add their Joke icon to this post too?

Jeffrey Snover claims Microsoft demoted him for inventing PowerShell

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Re: Scriptable .NET Components

"Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" -- The Ghostbusters explain why not to buy or use any Microsoft products. (an ASR sig).

iOS, Android stores host more than 1.5 million 'abandoned' apps

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Re: 12 months?

Hackers are busy looking at what everyone is installing today, if you are running an app written a couple of years ago that has been "replaced" by "updates" then so many users have moved to the new versions that the hackers are not busy tracing or hacking the old apps.

For example, how many Malware infections are there for Windows 3.0 or XP? Has WordStar ever been hacked?

Malware goes regional as attackers change tactics

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Cloudy today but June 1st soon

I'm in Louisiana (home of the greatest music and food in the world) it's nice outside today, just a little cloudy with a pretty sun and blue sky, cool today, only 86F. But Hurricane season starts next month.

The internet cloud has always been easy to use, but now it's getting windy (locally we watch out for windy days with gust above 100mph) so effectively the internet is being sold as easy to use and the malware writers agree - El Reg, this story is good but not a surprise. We need to rework the internet and everyone's security if we are going to have a safe world again - this would be a big change ... see, locally we can make ourselves safe from hurricanes by moving to Minnesota ...

Clearview AI promises not to sell face-recognition database to most US businesses

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Post your picture on the Internet?

Essentially this ought to be a tax deductible donation that you can reclaim. You may think that you are only posting on social media to your friends, but all these companies are making billions from your "donations" and paying no taxes because technically you made a donation to the billionaires running all these companies.

Biden signs cybercrime tracking bill into law

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Step 1 of 500

So now "...a bill that aims to improve how the federal government tracks and prosecutes cybercrime..." but spam, QAnon, phishing, et al, are still seen as just naughty free speech. I support free speech but not free lies or what is effectively just cyberprofiteering attempts.

Yes, an attempt to stop cybercrime is a good start, but it's like putting just one shoe on each of your kids when the family goes for a run up a mountain.

China plans to toss foreign-made PCs from government agencies 'in two years'

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For any country it's very profitable for local companies when you say "replace all foreign devices with locally made devices"

It's the same as the recent "upgrade" of cell phones to 5G ... now everyone needs to buy new phones so the main feature is not performance or safety, it's just an economic boost.

False-flag cyberattacks a red line for nation-states, says Mandiant boss

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False-flags are a "feature"

You have to think about the environment creating the cyberattacks.

It's not that different to our normal efficient programming environments - the most important thing for the cyber-warrior programmers is to create an attack that works and does the job. Once it's fully functional you start to add the cyber-attack environment, the next step is to make it look like it wasn't built and designed by a known source to keep the writers relatively safe. There has been quite a bit of evidence over the years that this is done by changing the language inside the attack module to try and false-flag another country or including some code from another attack, modified to work around the AV defenses.

Cyberattacks suck, but they are normal these days.

Clustered Pi Picos made to run original Transputer code

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"One decent programmer can keep half a dozen hardware engineers busy, and one decent hardware engineer can keep twenty programmers busy" - a quote from a friend who designed and built custom boards for PDP-11s back in the early 80's.

Fedora backs down on removing BIOS support… for now

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You need to be careful when you select the Ugly Extra Firmware Idiot startup...

I saw a local issue when a server administrator was told that the server needed to be rebooted and thought that he was using the UEFI - the reboot then reinstalled the RAID configuration on the two system disks ... but before he selected UEFI the system had been running one disk and using the other as the server backup.