Predictions for 2016 - same old shit. Twitter still doesn't make a profit, Google still No.1 ad-slinger, Facebook still shit, Govt cyber-spies still know everything you do, Microsoft releases Windows 11 to apologise for Windows 8-10 and pays you to install it this time.
Posts by Your alien overlord - fear me
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The Infamous Eight: 2015's memes, themes and big pieces
Cat fight: Watch out YouTube, here comes Facebook
Brian Krebs criticises PayPal’s security as authentication flaws exposed
So minimum wage call-centre support staff fell for the old 'pleeeeease' routine and went off-script?
If the staff at the end of the phone know less about security than they care about security this will always happen. Teach them about security and social engineering for at least half an hour (probably in their lunch break).
Chat messages in Skype for Windows are bang out of order – so here's how to 'fix' it for now
US Marines kill noisy BigDog robo-mule for blowing their cover
Watch out, er, 'oven cleaners': ICO plans nuisance call crackdown in 2016
UK digital minister asks for input on strategy, lauds 'sharing economy' biz success
Pity the startup funds come from USA primarily. If the UK govt could see it's way to providing actual cash (rather than tax credits etc), I'd love to start up an international enterprise.
Couple of million should do. Only joking, I need at least £100 million. Used notes, non-sequential. Or Bitcoins.
Patch now! Flash-exploitin' PC-hijackin' attack spotted in the wild by Huawei bods
China wants encryption cracked on demand because ... er, terrorism
No, drone owners – all our base are belong to US, thunders military
"Oddly, the FAA has questionable authority over anything below 400 feet, yet wants to draw up a list of potential troublemakers using that space." Oddly enough, I think the FAA wants to know when said troublemakers exceed 400 feet and they'll only know who they are if they tag them at ground level first.
Hey, Santa – duck! Space shaft buzzes Earth on Christmas Eve
Robotic exoskeleton market to grow 40 per cent a year until 2025
India may have binned Facebook's freebies on net neutrality grounds
Christmas comes early at US Patent office after massive IT outage
Software bug sets free thousands of US prisoners too early
YouTube puts T-Mobile US on naughty list for throttling all vids to 480p
'Showbiz hacker touted stolen celebs' X-rated vids, scripts, songs'
Riddle of cash-for-malware offer in new Raspberry Pi computers
Apple introduces new regime, hands more control to investors
Software engineer sobers up to deal with 2:00 AM trouble at mill
My best one was post staff party, I was working (3 shift rota at a bank). I was so pi$$ed I couldn't remember leaving the party, let alone doing my entire departments nightshift work *and* the morning shift stuff. They appreiciated it being under the weather themselves and when asked about it when I came in the following night, I just told everyone the stuff was so repetitive I could literally do it unconscious.
Microsoft releases major PowerShell update after long preview
Death Stars are a waste of time – here's the best way to take over the galaxy
Cisco probes self for Juniper-style backdoors, silently mouths: 'We're doing this for yooou'
That was my take on the mealy mouthed blurb - if the NSA/Cisco is an authorised backdoor it's fine.
Also, I've clients with 827 ADSL routers on 10 year old firmware. There must have been at least a dozen firmware upgrades available when it was available to buy. Are Cisco going to check all obsolete firmware code?
IT bloke: Crooks stole my bikes after cycling app blabbed my address
El Reg picked a pack of ace pic-titlers
Microsoft mandates browser-extension defence to malvertising
Apple on the attack against British snooping bill. Silicon Valley expected to follow
Microsoft grabs ex-Google and Facebook brains for unstructured SQL engine
Facebook arrives at commonsense 'real names' policy
Lettuce-nibbling veggies menace Mother Earth
Windows' authentication 'flaw' exposed in detail
FAA introduces unworkable drone registration rules in time for Christmas
Kids' TV show Rainbow in homosexual agenda shocker
HMRC aims for fully digital tax system by 2020. Yeah, whatever
Russian friends make German web scum the 'best' in European Union
Alibaba buys South China Morning Post, Hong Kong's top newspaper
ISS 'naut trio return to snowy terra firma
Spanish village mounts Playmobil extravaganza
Adobe: We locked our customers in the cloud and out poured money
Amazon Web Services clears fog with public cloud fee price list API
ISS trio set for televised taxi ride home
Logicalis: Yes, we're recruiting for another senior head
Vodafone slings sueball at Dutch telco alleging anti-competitive conduct
"Other operators without the benefits of this nationwide fixed-line infrastructure must rely on KPN’s network in order to compete."
Oh, I don't know. Perhaps incoming companies can invest billions of Euros over 50 years plus to set up their own infrastructure (plus staff, training, vans etc.).
What? It'll cost too much? Well, if you want a service why rely on others to do the heavy work when you can do it yourself.
It seems Voda's business plan is based on the hyena. Wait for someone else to do the dirty work (lions,cheetahs etc.) and then bully their way in to get the benefits.