* Posts by Witts

12 posts • joined 19 Jun 2009

YES: Scotland declares independence ... from the dot co dot uk empire

Witts

Re: Well, if things don't work out

We should totally build a tunnel!

Witts

Re: Well, if things don't work out

Try deep fried toffee crisp - it's glorious.

I have heard a wicked rumour of a place in Dundee that somehow manages to deep fry skittles. I have no idea how that would work, but it sounds like the kind of thing that will leave scars

Elon Musk envisions small town of vegetarians on Mars

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Alert

Re: Venus

Not only that, Venus rotates on an opposite axis to the rest of the planets in the solar system. It would be too weird for us to comprehend. Either that, or we would get younger every day

Rockstar ramps it up with Grand Theft Auto V reveal

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Yes!!!!

I really hope there are vast open areas to explore in this game. It's what made GTA:SA better than IV in my opinion, the free roaming, and the wilderness. Many a time I would just jump on a chopper, put K:ROSE on the radio and go for a nice scenic bike ride through the desert, no beating prostitutes to death, no killing of innocent folk, just sticking to the road listening to the radio (ok, sometimes I'd treat myself to a thrill by going offroad, but I'd be very careful not to damage the bike!)

Russian Christians boosted by Pussy Riot law spank 'sinful' Apple logo

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FAIL

Re: In other news

Says plenty about you if you're willing to go to such extremes just to piss people off :|

Witts

Re: I just don't get religion

And here was me thinking wars were primarily started due to land grab/commodity/natural resources, just as they were before the bible was even written...

Judge: Apple must run ads saying Samsung DIDN'T copy the iPad

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Re: Wow

True, but .co.uk domains are gonna appear the same regardless of which of our wonderful UK countries you visit them from

Israeli robot trouser snake 'too big' to penetrate backdoors

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strange

That has to be one of the wierdest things I've ever seen

High-speed asteroid pile-up prompts X-File

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I know!

I've seen this before - it means the X factor is about to start. I always thought it was a red X though...

Johnson refuses to intervene in McKinnon extradition

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Those in glass houses...

Hey man, your english isn't perfect either - couple of erroneous capitalisations there, and no full stops in sight.

Practice what you preach, grammar bully!

Microsoft assaults our senses with 'viral' Bing video

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Urgh

This whole article causes me pain - it's well written, it just contains so much fail. Gives me the same feeling as I get when I see footage of myself drunk singing karaoke.

I'm going to adopt "bing" as my preferred verb for taking a dump.

Baffled-by-tech MPs expense IT support

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bend?

Maybe the wrong end of the scart lead is the bendy bit in the middle?

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