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Domino's trials trundling four-wheeled pizza delivery bot

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Re: What am I missing?

"assuming that none of its battery power is used to power a heated compartment"

Not bloody likely in Australia, mate.

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Re: First they came for the sky...

"sugary carbonated products through our water pipes"

So the nanny state could "sugar tax" me every time I flush the toilet or take a shower, no thanks.

Google tries to run from flailing robotics arm

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Re: Amazon vs Big Dog

Would certainly make a dog's life more difficult. Imagine trying to chase that thing away from your letterbox.

Labour: We want the Snoopers' Charter because of Snowden

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Voting

So, who are you voting for to be our gaolers at the next election?

Subjects! Speek your branes to Parliament on the Snoopers' Charter

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Re: OK I admit it - I was wrong...

@cynic, you were "in May" last year?

Lessons from history for UK Home Sec Theresa May's Investigatory Powers Bill

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Re: "Security Camera" term needs to be dropped.

Indiscriminate, non consensual, compulsory public monitoring and recording device.

A typo stopped hackers siphoning nearly $1bn out of Bangladesh

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Re: Spelling mistake didn't prevent it.

I see what you did there...

UN rapporteur: 'Bad example' UK should bin the Snoopers' Charter

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Re: Low information commentards

Pretty small number of children, the majority would be looking for work not benefits. Which is why seeing a massive influx of low wage seeking people in certain areas would lead the low skilled in those areas to resent the immigrants, regardless of the actual impact on jobs and wages in those areas.

From the ONS:

"Of those immigrating for work-related reasons in the year ending September 2014, 62% (167,000) came with a definite job to go to and 38% (104,000) came to look for work."

"Or are you erroneously assuming that everyone who does not have a job is claiming benefits?"

I guess not. Seems your perception of my point is what is erroneous.

OTOH a small number are coming for medical treatment and are disproportionately expensive, but that's nothing to do with the issue at hand.

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Re: Low information commentards

"Given that net migration within the EU is probably a lot less than you actually think"

Ignoring what I think, let's see what net migration actually is:

330,000 in year ending March 2015 (BBC) approx. 200k had jobs, meaning 130k did not.

If you're looking for work, or a better job, and see this influx of people, bearing in mind they are not evenly spread across the country, then it is easy to see this as a major issue if they're coming into the same segment of the job market as you are in. But if you're a middle class programmer it's probably easier to dismiss such claims as Murdoch hysteria and right wing Tory propaganda.

There are 850k Polish people in the UK, more than Indians, which I don't care about, but I can see the same resentment towards the Eastern Europeans among many people that I recall people having towards Indians and Pakistanis in the early 80s. And it's working, and not-working, class people that mainly have this issue as it's easy to blame 'the other' for your low wages, poor prospects and lack of success, regardless of where the fault actually lies.

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Low information commentards

So all those traditional Labour supporters who think the EU has led to mass migration from Eastern Europe leading to native unemployment, benefits abuse and lower low-skilled wages are what, told what to think by Murdoch rather than what they see down the local job centre? People being offered jobs at wages they can barely live on but told that someone will take it if they don't are not actually hearing that but simply being confused by the Murdoch media?

Large states -> large bureaucracies -> centralisation of power -> wielding of power -> war or totalitarianism or both

Small states -> petty bureaucracies -> decentralisation of power -> very little power to wield -> parochial squabbles over putting your bins out and keeping your garden tidy

Over-simplified? Maybe. But it makes a kind of intuitive sense.

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Bleeding heart liberal...

"The report also voices another serious concern that the impact of this extreme legislation will be felt around the world, and copied by other countries."

Next they'll be telling us we can't invade countries without good reason, abduct people and hold them without a trial, or torture people because "it might set a bad example".

GCHQ: Crypto's great, we're your mate, don't be like that and hate

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Big Brother

Re: The importance of encryption for the economy and for the individual.

The government are mandating permanently connected devices be installed in every house in the country, capable of monitoring temperature, energy use ... and sound? ... and reporting back to some centralised server somewhere. Why? To save the planet, of course, and stop looking too closely, it saves you money too. Squirrel.

Californian tycoons stole my sharing economy, says Lily Cole

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Joke

Re: Lily Who?

The Doctor's daughter?

Norman Conquest, King Edward, cyber pathogen and illegal gambling all emerge in Apple v FBI

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Re: Correction

Anyone who believes that criminals should not be protected by the same laws as the rest of us is on a slippery slope to torture, barbarism, totalitarianism. It's something the far right in the US say. I'm pretty sure most UK citizens would not be terribly keen on waterboarding shoplifters, or ramming bamboo shoots under the fingernails of speeding motorists - no matter how affected our families had been by motorists and light fingered miscreants.

it's fair to say that the majority of law-abiding citizens would want prosecutors to be able to access evidence that could help convict someone of a serious crime, regardless of how strongly they feel about their own personal privacy.

No, it's not fair at all. If the government said it should go house to house searching any they fancied on the basis that there may be smuggled goods or persons of interest within then there may be a bit of an outcry, a revolution one might even say: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Writ_of_assistance

the court order breaks the Thirteenth Amendment (1865) – that's right, the one abolishing slavery. How does that work exactly?

Is the author so dull that he can't see the argument, bogus or not, that forcing a company (and its staff) to work and create something against their will and under threat of punishment is a pretty good example of "involuntary servitude"?

It is worth noting, however, that Lavabit does not actually exist any more

Yes it is, but not for the reasons the author thinks! Lavabit was ordered to hand over all its private keys so the government could see not only Snowden's emails, but also everyone else's.

Was this written by a government shill?

'$5bn for Slack?! I refuse to pay!' You don't pay – and that's its biggest problem

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Re: a brave new world

You misunderstand the new market. You no longer have a marginal cost (aws apart) so once you cover fixed costs each sale is almost all profit. This leads to VC heads to spin with the almost infinite potential profits and share price increases, hence astronomical valuations. At some point economics comes back into play and you have to monetise, cf. Twitter, but the dream can be ridden on the backs of unicorn hunters for a good while.

Snowden is a hero to the security biz – but not for the reason you'd expect

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Wtf?

Yeah, but weren't GCHQ spying on Americans as a US proxy?

Wasn't that the point of the Five Eyes, "I'll bypass your laws for you if you bypass my laws for me".

Uncle Sam's boffins stumble upon battery storage holy grail

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Re: Green Prince of Darkness....the "sustainable" fraud....

"This assertion tells me who is the faux scientist in one sentence."

Agreed, but to play devil's advocate for a second, there is probably a much higher amount of radioactivity in the mantle than in a lab, so the decay rate may be different due to nuclear bombardment (at which point you could legitimately say that it's a different isotope so his entire 4.5 billion year comment is guff anyway). But I'm taking his comment out of context because I'd rather read the comments here than read his article.

Investigatory Powers Bill to be rushed into Parliament on Tuesday

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Joke

Democracy? Constitutional Monarchy!

Maybe the Queen will fulfil her constitutional role and refuse to give the bill royal assent.

Terrified robots will take middle class jobs? Look in a mirror

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Re: The End of Work

"These questions don't need answers for us to make better decisions. Look to the Finns and the proposal to just "give money" to everyone so they can subsist."

A proposal shared by some libertarians as well as some very left leaning people. It has a lot of merit and would increase the wages for many tedious and unpleasant jobs while decreasing the cost of roles where career/skills advancement is the aim. Can we afford it? Can we afford not to do it? I'm glad someone is trying it, but it does require a strong immigration policy.

Virgin Atlantic co-pilot dazzled by laser

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Re: Filters or just control

"If you can come up with any legitimate reason for someone to be walking around the streets with a high-powered laser on them then I'd be interested to hear it."

Yeah, that's not how freedom works, I believe the burden is on you to come up with a compelling reason why people shouldn't be allowed to walk around with high powered lasers.

But, since you're looking for reasons: A portable metal cutter/welder; a way to mark objects that are otherwise fairly immune to permanent marking; a long-distance, highly accurate measuring device; a portable signal if you're even lost in the wilderness; a cool balloon burster; a firelighter; a way to check for, and possibly clear, blockages in long, straight pipes; and a million other things that people might want to use it for that are not dangerous.

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Re: Filters or just control

Something along the lines of this: http://londonist.com/2014/09/a-ride-on-heathrows-self-driving-pods

Or this: https://www.google.com/selfdrivingcar/

It's not like there's traffic, of any reason there couldn't be other guides on or under the tarmac for the planes to follow.

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Re: Filters or just control

The pilots' union has just called for lasers > 5mW to be classified as offensive weapons and anyone carrying one without good cause to be arrested and charged like they currently do for knives.

Because we don't have to prove wrongdoing, or intent of wrongdoing, the mere possibility that you might do wrong is enough in this country. It would also allow for stop and search on a flight paths, i.e. virtually all of London, to see if anyone has a laser pointer in their possession as soon as there is a report of one being used.

Why do cockpits even have windows that can be got at from the ground? Aren't the instruments inherently better than a pilot's senses? Isn't this the kind of low tech, easily fixable hole that made 9/11 serious enough to justify invading foreign countries and shredding people's rights?

Confused as to WTF is happening with Apple, the FBI and a killer's iPhone? Let's fix that

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Childcatcher

Government can't force you to create things

Surely the power of the court is only to hand over things which you possess, not to create something new?

In the example of the warrant to search a house, if they find a safe they can't open they surely can't force a locksmith (or the original safe maker for that matter) to use their skills and knowledge and time to open that safe if they don't want to? Isn't that ... forced labour?

Brit spies can legally hack PCs and phones, say Brit spies' overseers

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Balance?

"Plainly it again emphasises the requirement for a balance to be drawn between the urgent need of the Intelligence Agencies to safeguard the public ..."

You have yet to show ANY evidence that it does anything positive to the safety if the public. Whereas pointing out security holes in our technology actually would increase our security.

Used a cell phone in NYC? The cops probably tracked you

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Apart from the regular concerns

If you use your phone in your house, aren't they breaking the 4th Amendment in an even more egregious way than normal?

They *could* argue that using a mobile in public means you have no expectation of privacy - but that same argument cannot be made if you use your phone in your own house.

No, HMG, bulk data surveillance is NOT inevitable

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FAIL

"Doesn’t that mean they’ve already won?"

No, but it does mean we have lost.

Bank fail: Ready or not, here's our new software

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Facepalm

You are not a bank ...

... you are an IT company with a finance front end.

I tried to point this out to a former employer and they nevertheless proceeded to try to use off the shelf software and tweak it to their needs wherever possible. At that point I quit.

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Facepalm

First impressions count

It is fixed now, but I still never use Travelocity because when I first went there any time you entered the destination, date etc. details and hit search it wouldn't store those details. If the search returned no results, or you wanted to price a different date or destination etc. you had to go back and enter each and every detail again. I still remember and won't use them.

BT blames 'faulty router' for mega outage. Did they try turning it off and on again?

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Re: Anyone use a VPN?

Got it!

It was GCHQs first large scale attempt at geographically limiting UK traffic. I'm sure they're telling themselves but will only be used in times of national emergency...

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Re: Anyone use a VPN?

"It seems that the authentication server, DNS server and DHCP server all fell over "

No, it was just a single router - the PR dept. said so so it must be true.

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Big Brother

Anyone use a VPN?

When the network stopped working it initially failed to serve US pages, then UK. At which point I switched on my VPN, routed to Holland and it was all absolutely fine.

From this limited data I find it unlikely that a single router would cause this behaviour.

Big Brother because now they know I have VPN they'll be watching me...

US government's $6bn super firewall doesn't even monitor web traffic

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Obvious when you consider their priorities

If all your top IT people are hoovered up into the NSA then you're gonna be left with idiots.

Still, makes it easy to know what most of the US govt is up to I suppose... If you're a hacker, or China, or Russia, or ISIS.

Sorry slacktivists: The Man is shredding your robo responses

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Megaphone

Technology and public outrage groups ...

... enabling us to assuage or guilt about being rich and middle class by expending absolutely no energy and responding emotionally to issues we know nothing about and can't be bothered investigating let alone doing something about personally.

Says the guy ranting into a comments box on El Reg.

T-Mobile USA’s BingeOn is a smash hit. So what now?

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Finally, a genuine slippery slope fallacy

There are genuine arguments for net neutrality: the blocking/restricting of views contrary to the service provider or the sale of access to consumers, but bingeon is clearly not that. To ban this service on the basis that it somehow restricted freedom of speech is to say people are so stupid they can't tell the difference between a voluntary segregation of video quality in exchange for increased quantity of video and the start of a move towards the great firewall of China as policed by corporate America.

UK Home Sec's defence of bulk spying: We 'found' a paedo (we already knew about)

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Re: Bring your own tinfoil.

By making something illegal we can seek redress against transgressors and discourage the actions in others, obvious in the case of individuals but vital in the case of government and other otherwise unaccountable groups.

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Re: I don't see what the problem is.

First they came for the spies, and I didn't speak up for I an not a spy. Then they came for the police using RIPA, and I did not speak up for I am not police.

'No safe level' booze guidelines? Nonsense, thunder stats profs

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Re: What's the point of living?

A couple more, just for fun:

Porn causes rape.

Violent video games causes violence.

Piracy causes terrorism

Encryption causes terrorism.

Not allowing the government to look at your internet history causes terrorism.

Not allowing the government to record your calls and email and IM and texts and in-game communications causes terrorism.

Telling the people what the government is doing causes terrorism.

And, drawing Mohammed is now terrorism because it invites terrorism.

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Childcatcher

Policy based evidence

Nice to see the morality of our betters is to be gradually forced on us proles.

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What's the point of living?

Can't smoke.

Can't drink.

Can't have sugar.

Can't have fat.

Bacon causes cancer.

Caffeine is 'seriously addictive'.

Red meat causes cancer.

What next, running in the corridor is dangerous?

GCHQ spies quashed this phone encryption because it was too good against snoopers

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Big Brother

Re: "thought that was the intent of Western policy, but perhaps I have been niave..."

As much as everyone loves a bit of Orwell or Huxley, I fear they will either become so overused as to have no effect* or banned.

* As all epithets should be. Break all taboos and the words lose all power. But I digress...

BOFH: I want no memory of this pointless conversation. Alcohol please

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Contrary to government opinion*...

...it seems like there is no safe level of non-drinking.

* Propaganda/lies/excuse to tell you how to live your life.

Snowden bag-carrier Miranda's detention was lawful – UK appeal court

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Re: Freedom of speech dies

Stampede? What theatres have you been to?

The number of deaths from fire drills makes your point (0). Twat.

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Re: Freedom of speech dies

"But how is that materially different from the old freedom of speech test of "shouting FIRE in a crowded theatre"?"

Ah, that old canard. Shouting "FIRE!" in a theatre is, or should be, perfectly legal. If the place is unsafe for you to do so then the owner should be brought up on charges for having an unsafe theatre.

More importantly, let's look at where this nonsense originates: 1919 Schenck v. United States, Holmes used this idiotic example to justify banning handing out anti-draft leaflets. This abortion of a ruling was fortuitously overturned in a unanimous verdict by the court in the 1969 case of Brandenburg v. Ohio where the court held that government cannot punish inflammatory speech unless that speech is directed to inciting, and is likely to incite, imminent lawless action.

Unfortunately they still had the opinion that a theatre is not a safe place to evacuate and hence yelling "fire" could, or is likely to, cause injury. In reality the theatre owner could sue and ban the person, the other patrons could sue, but there should be no criminal prosecution for this as there is virtually zero danger of harm - otherwise we'd ban fire drills, no?

It just so happens we live in a world where certain groups of people are on a hair trigger for committing violence and statements like the one the judge gave not only reward overreaction by criminalising freedom of speech but actively encourage it. Which in itself is publishing material while being reckless as to whether it endangers life in future. Could it be that the judge has committed terrorism by publishing this opinion?

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Big Brother

Freedom of speech dies

"if the publication endangers life and the person publishing the material intends it to (or is reckless as to whether it does) have that effect."

Suddenly Draw Mohammed Day becomes an act of terrorism. Doublespeak indeed O'Brien.

Trump's new thought bubble: Make Apple manufacture in the USA

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Holmes

Dear Donald,

Comparative advantage.

David Ricardo came up with that little concept in 1817 to explain why countries engaged in cross-border trade even if one was better at everything than another.

I know you're going to "Make America Great Again", but you're not going to do it by forcing American companies to become less efficient and distorting the efficient allocation of resources.

New US freedom of information law aimed at fixing 'broken' system

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Re: UK

Well of course they do, it's not like we pay for the people who collect the information, or the hardware that stores it, or that it's about us, or that it impacts us or should inform any of our decisions or opinions about lawmakers or policy, is it?

Oh UK.gov. Say you're not for weakened encryption – Google and Facebook

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Megaphone

The Soup Dragons were ahead of their time..

Don't be afraid of your freedom!

Bloke sues dad who shot down his drone – and why it may decide who owns the skies

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In dispute?

While everyone is bickering over ownership the Chinese are busy building runways in the sky.

Periodic table enjoys elemental engorgement

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Megaphone

113 should be named Aluminum so that the yanks would finally have to accept that element 13 is ALUMINIUM.

Naming one Corbynium would be quite good too.

Hollywood given two months to get real about the price of piracy

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Unhappy

From the other side

I just pirated The Ridiculous Six, who do I contact for a refund and compensation?

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