Posts by Russell 2

Critics aim to sink Titanic ice cubes

BAN EVERYTHING

I don't like World of Warcraft. It's just not to my taste, and furthermore, five people have died whilst playing it. I therefore call for it to be banned immediately.

Oh and Burton on Trent offends me too (the all-pervading smell of Marmite is just too much) and I bet some people have died there at some point, so probably best ban that too.

What's that you say? The opinion of the few shouldn't spoil things for the many? That's not the case when the few have the ear of the tabloids...

Kidnap fears kybosh charity car rally

Gutted

Poor bastards. I did the Mongol Rally this year, and for a long time it looked like we weren't going to be able to go through Iran because Foreign Office advice to avoid the place would have invalidated our travel insurance. In the end, things came together, and Iran was probably our favourite place on the rally. Bloody shame that it can't happen that way all the time - think how much these poor sods will have spent on visas, for a start!

As a minor correction to the article, The Adventurists Africa Rally is still launching this Saturday from Dunsfold, but there will be "a different destination" according to the organisers.

Thomas the Tank Engine drives 'conservative political ideology'

She thinks Thomas is bad?

Thank good God they didn't do what we did at university, and spend a drunken few evenings "analysing" Stoppit and Tidyup. That really would give Shauna and her under-occupied chums something to over-psycho-analyse.

Best. Kids show. Ever.

Fiancée discovers boyf is grumble flick stud

Perhaps...

... he could make a film about it.

"One Night On The Sofa" perhaps, or "Sorry Seems to Be the HARDEST Word."

Paris, who never needs an excuse for a new film.