Posts by Barry 13

Students get deep Windows 7 price break

Only worth it because Vista is so sh*t

Hopefully I'll get a chance to take this offer. 30 quid seems like a bargain to get away from Windows Vista on my laptop.

Human brain 'works like US presidential elections'

Shome mishtake shurley

I'm assuming they actually announced something a bit more significant than a reiteration of the functioning of the neuron that's been known for decades. I learnt that neurons functioned exactly like this in my biology 'O' level back in the 80's.

Unisys to build its own stealthy cloud

Sounds like a crank phonecall

Classic: "Let's start with the funny bit, something that Unisys calls My Secure AaaS"

Has someone been watching Porky's too often? Hopefully no-one will be able to penetrate My Secure AaaS. We wouldn't want My Secure AaaS infected with viruses.

Pirate Bay judge cleared of bias by Swedish appeal court

Bizarre

How can a judge with strong pro-copyright views preside fairly over such a copyright case? This is insane - the guy should clearly have recused himself from this case.

PETA pronounces on Obama fly-swat

Change of campaign

Yes, apparently PETA has decided not to repeat the Alicia Silverstone campaign after it led to several incidents of monkeys being spanked.